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The internet is evil. MSN is evil. Blogs are evil. They eat up my time. Despite the beginning of my exams, I did tell myself to sleep at about 12am or latest 1am but no such luck. Constantly going to bed at earlier 4am and then downing a bottle of Chicken Herbal Essence the next morning on an empty stomach before going into the examination hall is a no-no. Throughout the examination I would usually be found sitting with my legs tucked under my bum. I don't think my classmates will mind because they all know me well enough for me to be unprim-and-unproper. When I am already frustrated with the bloody paper, at least let me be comfortable damnit! However, my greatest nightmare about examinations would be having to shit oh so badly during a 3 hour paper. It's like you're rushing to finish the paper and yet the mofo stool in your tummy keeps banging on your abdominal walls. How to do your work you tell me? I did try to have a good shit before all my papers. But sometimes you will forget, you see. :( But I realised it has happened to me almost every time I sit for a major exam in the past 3 years. SPM not included lah. This started after SPM. I realised that it was actually because I was nervous. Contractions in my abdominal regions were increased when I got nervous hence this intense need to go take a crap. Very kesian one I tell you. It's very distracting. I did google it though. Apparently it's IBS(Irritable Bowel Syndrome). Sigh. I wonder if there's a cure for it. Imagine, if I get nervous during my wedding day, I'm like, "DAMNIT, gotta take a crap." and then rush to the toilet in my wedding gown. .... somemore the gown is white. uh-oh. Or when I give birth for the first time. Doctor says, "PUSH MISS LAI PUSH!" ...eh... apa nih Miss Lai all..lol. Damnit, cannot cannot. Can't still be a "MISS" when I have my first child right? My father will kill me and disown me. lol So I'll be so nervous and will probably crap out the baby and some poo as well.
Then suddenly one morning I woke up and just thinking about tau foo fah makes me want to vomit. I can't even bring myself to go near his stall so I would usually stay in the car when Lie Yuen goes down to buy her Kwai Lin Kou(some black jelly). The Uncle thought I was angry at him. Please. :) So Lie Yuen told him I had diarrhoea.. and that he needn't save me anymore tau foo fah. The poor man looked pretty crestfallen. - Brenda who is pretty caught up with blogging as well would usually indulge in conversation with me about the latest going-ons in the blogosphere. Brenda: WAH THAT ASSHOLE ASK HIM TO FUCK HIMSELF MAN. |
| Jayelle July 22, 2006 12:12 AM PDT meldee: lol i HAVE heard of such cases. but are you serious bout the goggles part? | ||
| meldee July 21, 2006 10:23 PM PDT hahahahahhaa jolene jolene. btw interesting fact. i think when some women give birth they actually do a bit of a poo at the same time. this is why gynaes wear goggles. | ||
| Jayelle July 20, 2006 06:55 AM PDT esther: lol but that's the Jolene you know and love what..*poutpout* hehehe.. yes i am evil.:D ne ne ni bu bu g_mas: LOL!! OH my practical class ones. hahaha mischique: hahaha.. oh well. me stupid tan yee wei: you're right. my last relationship with it lasted a day. :) | ||
| Tan Yee Wei July 20, 2006 02:36 AM PDT Ah...what a sweet (diabetic sweet too!) relationship it was while it lasted. Oh well, tau fu fah love affairs have never been ones to last the test of time. | ||
| mischique July 19, 2006 10:08 PM PDT itz jeldsens with a silent 'k' i think | ||
| g_mas July 19, 2006 07:52 PM PDT some saliva pic. i can't remember details. so the traumatising.. | ||
| esther July 19, 2006 07:28 PM PDT disgusto. BUT YOU KNOW I LOVE TAU FU FAH. EVIL EVIL EVIL. THEY DONT HAVE TAU FU FAH HERREEEEE!!! *RANTSRANTSRANTSRANTSRANTS* | ||
| Jayelle July 19, 2006 05:20 PM PDT giant sotong: ah yes thank u;) denise: hehe... yay. i did a good thing. g_mas: hahaha what's the first then? leech: yeahh:( i'm heartbroken too.. how? cameron: totally:) sush: lol it happened. treepi: if I was lazy i wouldn't be trying so hard to study for my finals. you think housework more important than FINAL exams? | ||
| TreePi July 19, 2006 01:12 PM PDT Where got guy wanna marry girl lazy n dirty like u? | ||
| Sush July 19, 2006 12:05 PM PDT woman, i dont know HOW you live in conditions like that. i'd fall sick already. >.< | ||
| cameron July 19, 2006 01:46 AM PDT too much of a good thing is bad.:P | ||
| leech July 19, 2006 01:29 AM PDT for some reason, i feel damn sad for the tou foo fah man, and i don't even know him!! :( | ||
| g_mas July 19, 2006 01:00 AM PDT HOLY SHIT. ur "minced-tau-foo-fah-in-mouth-mixed-with-saliva-and-sugar-water" pic gets immediate admission to my top 10 list of most gross pictures i've ever seen. that's the 2nd one, btw. Congrats Jo! | ||
| Denise July 18, 2006 05:26 PM PDT ok.ure room is worst XD Now im motivated to clean my room..wahhaahhahahaha | ||
| Giant Sotong July 18, 2006 12:02 PM PDT "Kjeldsens'", ma'am. Pronounced "Keld-sens", I think. | ||
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