Entry: Slightly Embarrassing Random Memories Friday, June 23, 2006



Strange how the randomest memories can just pop into your head.

Remember the days when handphones were still a novelty? I'd say circa 1999/2000. At that age, I was quite an active Interact and Leo Club events' go-er and obviously I have yet to have my license yet at that time. Handphones were obscure and contacting my mum to come pick me up from whichever hotels was quite a hassle.

Thank god Su-Chien had a handphone then.

I remember I'd ask if I can borrow her handphone to call my mum. Noticing that her keypad was locked, I'd whisper to her, "Psst.. what's the password?"

"Just press the ok button, the one with the line, and the star at the bottom," she'd reply in a normal voice. I was puzzled. Isn't she worried that others might hear it?

However, I can never remember her 'password' and would whisper to her everytime I wanted to use her phone. She's reply in the same loud voice, "just press ok button and the star button."

"Not scared people know your password ar, say so loud?" I asked, perplexed.

..............-_-. Now only I realised how stupid I sounded.

Another random memory would be in my old house in SS19 Subang Jaya with my mother. She was was waiting for the washing machine to be done with the clothes, and I was sitting on the potty, waiting for that last bit of shit to come out. Keep in mind that I was 2 years old.

I looked at my vagina and asked, "Mummy, why my petpet got tongue one?"

"It's to clean the dirt that collects at your pet pet la girl," my mother looked at it together with me and explained.

"Why cannot move like my tongue one?" I asked, pointing to the other organ in my mouth.

"It will move when it needs to clean the dirt away," she said.

...

What was my mother getting at?!! Maybe it was too embarrassing to tell me the proper function of a clitoris. I would not have understood anyway.

My petpet tongue has never moved in all my life. It must be very very dirty.

Oh by the way, I've got a secret to share. Actually hor, I like to record myself singing. I've been doing it since 2004, and can only force it onto my poor friends through MSN. But now you can download it from filelodge.com(Kai Lin, I discovered the service from your blog!)

I was looking into the mirror last night and suddenly this urge in me had me singing this.

And while waiting for my dinner,I did abit of this. :P A song my father would sing to me as a child.

Oklah, don't insult my singing ya! >=(

   10 comments

c.ho
June 27, 2006   05:01 PM PDT
 
oh.. sorry.. shakes head at the petpet tongue. your singing's good :)!
c.ho
June 27, 2006   05:01 PM PDT
 
*shakes head*
Jayelle
June 25, 2006   02:49 AM PDT
 
anon: ahhaa.. man, it's quite impossible to drop below the ground. i'm so happy i'm capable of making you do that;D bet the next time you see one you'll think "Petpet tongue!". See? I've created a brand. Like how people associate diapers with pampers;D

jacey: ahhaha ADA LAGI!! terima kasih for ur support;P
Jacey
June 24, 2006   11:04 AM PDT
 
your singing not bad ;) ada potential...
anon
June 24, 2006   04:08 AM PDT
 
i'm a random visitor of your blog. Link from Kai Lin's blog. Somehow i caNNOT ignore that "petpet tongue". I can't help but laugh till i drop BELOW the ground. The best post i've ever read from anyone's blog.
Jayelle
June 23, 2006   10:40 PM PDT
 
khong: shit happens my friend;)

kailin: yeah, imagine if it could. :) :) :) ..hehehe 500mb is alot of space..!!

bulat: yala yala shy la!! *blush*

Jay: sorry sir!!:( but at least now you will be able to keep to your strict diet in time for gay pride! just think of my tongue;)
Jay
June 23, 2006   08:33 PM PDT
 
Eeeeeew a <i>tongue</i>?! That is the MOST disgusting thing I've read all morning!

Now I've seriously got some horrible mental images in my head.
bulat
June 23, 2006   04:09 PM PDT
 
your singing not bad really: D though a bit soft...shy?: D lolz
kai lin
June 23, 2006   02:47 PM PDT
 
"Why cannot move like my tongue one?"

Ya allah! imagine if it could.

oohh! yea man. welcome to the wonderful world of uploading!
k' hong
June 23, 2006   08:25 AM PDT
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
PEH PET GOT TONGUE!!! WTFF?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

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