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Entry: Of The Bastardest Types Of Men Sunday, March 26, 2006

Men are all bastards. Or so the broken hearted women usually scream.

No no, don't worry, this has nothing to do with me in recent times. Just stories I've heard of other people's boyfriends or potential boyfriends. I'm sure you have those moments too where you feel like strangling those men even though you don't know them.

However, let's not go dropping names because I just want to let you know bastardfying men can be. Their identities are not important.

Let's see if these stories piss you off:

1. Girl has period cramps. Girl asks boyfriend to go to the shops to buy her some pads. Boy attempts to go to shop. Girl finds boy sitting in a corner at home crying his eyes out. Boy shouts and slaps his head, "I'M OF NO USE!!! I AM SO LOUSY!!! I CAN'T EVEN BRING MYSELF TO BUY YOU A SANITARY PAD!!"....needless to say they didn't last long.

2. Girl and boy dated for three years over. Boy and girl works part time in shopping complex together but in different shops. Boy falls for little girl who's 4 years younger. Girl finds out. Girl punches guy.

3. Girl met boy in university. Girl wanted to do dentistry. Boy wanted to marry her. Boy asked her to do a course which would take a shorter time. Girl married boy. Couple of years later, boy has affair and asks girl to leave the house. MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. Girl chats happily with friend in class as boy hovers over protectively. Boy feels neglected. Boy scribbles the chinese character for "patience" on the table and slams the table and walks out the class.

5. Girl wears short skirt. Girl was asked by the lecturer to go to the front to do some explanation. Boy gets pissed at girl for the entire day and said that he doesn't want to see her. Just because her skirt was too short.

6. Boy puts pictures of himself and various girls in his friendster photos. But none of him and his then girlfriend.

7. Boy tells girl that he is falling in love with her. Girl very clever. Girl sent him a love quiz, the type that sends back the details that the recipient keyed in. Girl finds out that boy likes two other girls when asked to list out three girls whom he likes. If that didn't suck, girl was listed as number three. Fucker.

8. Boy forbids girl to go clubbing. One word is sufficient: Fucktard.

9. Girl goes to another country for studies after going steady with boy for awhile. Boy has dota nickname with girl's name in it. But boy has another girl hanging with him at the cybercafe almost every other day.

10. Girl has huge crush on boy. Boy thinks unkindly thoughts of the girl. Boy bullies girl. Girl cries. Boy throws 20 cents at her and asks her to buy tissue.

11. Boy and girl not in relationship but goes back to hometown together. Transport to hometown reaches destination very late at night. Girl asks boy where is the nearest LRT station. Boy said he doesn't know. Boy's father came to pick him up. Boy says Byebye to girl and leaves girl to walk for more than two kilometres in search of an LRT station at about 10pm all alone. Least boy could've done was offer the girl a ride to the nearest station.

What constitutes a bastardious(is that even a word?) man?
A man without an ambition. <---THIS IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT
A man without determination.
A man without a backbone.
A man who relies on a woman financially. (unless the husband has to be at home to take care of the kids, that's fine. But this will never happen in my life. I'll make sure of that.)
A man who allows a woman to pay.
A flirtatious taken man. (should really stop giving your girlfriend high bloog pressure).
A man who is a serial dater. An interval of anything less than a month and a half and you're officially a bastard.
A man who pouts about the absence of sex. Dump him straight away, girls. It is no different from rape.
A man who controls his woman. Fuck awayyy...
An emotional man. By this I mean men who are sensitive, cries easily and needs to be assured that they are constantly loved. You were born with a dick, not a pussy.

And of course, ANY man who lays even a FINGER on his woman, should be rammed over and over again by a big ass lorry. If man is still twitching, just reverse the damn lorry. Repeat until man is motionless.

But I have to give credit to men...because it actually took me quite awhile to think about these stories that I've heard. It goes to show that a vast majority of men that I know are quite fine gentlemen. :) All is not lost in the world.

17 comments


	Jayelle March 29, 2006 03:01 AM PST jason: ehehe i understand. just that you know. FIGHT for the bill. And sometimes let us win. :) both side also happy. g_mas: so don't be like them ok? c.ho: men who cries over these petty incidents are...better off dead. man abit ma. ..i mean HOW TO MARRRY THIS KIND OF MAN? baz: oh yea..you're right. the definition of a good man would be "A Man who allows a woman to pay SOMETIMES.". I'm saying lah, in the kau-ing process, naturally it's the guy who's supposed to pick the bill. couple adi, i pay you pay next time all same same. Ooh yahor. erm, but when the phrase "lays a finger" comes to mind...it always means "to hurt".


	Baz March 29, 2006 01:59 AM PST "A man who allows a woman to pay." ...eh? It's not chivalry if he refuses at all costs to allow his woman to pay. It's idiocy. Espesh if he's been paying all the while and she insists this time. "ANY man who lays even a FINGER on his woman, should be rammed over and over again by a big ass lorry." ...eh??? I've laid my finger (and done other naughtier things with it) on her countless times, so my rectum should be the size of China? A rewording is in order, methinks.


	c.ho March 29, 2006 01:19 AM PST okay.. i think point 1, guy can't really be said as a bastard.. just lame. absolutely. or too sensitive la. point 2.. YAY FOR THE GURL WHO PUNCHED!!! and as for your last post. seriously now, people are just so.. BAH! how can they go around telling ppl to put on make-up.. i would like to see a picture of that person without make up. geez. at least we'd be able to survive and face the world without make-up if all the make up in the world suddenly vanished. hugs to you for having such mean comments man. that's just SO NOT on. wth? that really pisses me off.


	g_mas March 28, 2006 04:22 PM PST hahaha.. i actually found the stories funny. but yeah. wat idiots.. lol.


	Jason March 28, 2006 01:43 PM PST If all the time, guys are paying. Damn, the guys will go broke before they reach 1 year anniversary. :P I dont mind paying, but each and every time, very chong pei for student neh. :P


	Jayelle March 28, 2006 01:43 PM PST pelf: yeap, i know what men are capable of. :) and some of the things they are capable of I just can't handle it myself. so kudos to them. cynical-idealist: true..true.. it's just too tiresom to see some friends kena treated badly over and over again. luzzio: eheh? mich: time to housetrain again:) esther: you know i know la huh huh huh shee: ehe, thanks. yalaaaa... but you know the on-going thing about how men are all scared about menstruation. 12.7: there are still good men out there. like you lor!!;) name: wait wait, my leg very heavy. Uhhhh.. NAH. third toes on both legs come up. hanabee; no need to accept it. must find better men. CSW: aiyoh, read to the bottom please. i did say that there are still gentlemen out there. please don't be so sensitive.


	CSW March 28, 2006 01:17 PM PST Women are all bitches.... Do you like this statement? You don't isn't it. So, please don't generalise.


	hanabee March 28, 2006 01:58 AM PST sad but true...sometimes men can real jerk....or most of the time... we,women should accept the facts....


	Name March 27, 2006 07:53 PM PST to all those bastard boys out there- nah! *third finger from left and right)


	12.7 March 27, 2006 04:41 AM PST There are lots of men out there tat are worse that bTds... and it's up to us to correct or ignore them and cherish those good ones around us. If i reflect on this issue, there are also a lot of ladies that makes good B*ces too... SO let's kiss and make up... shall we... Let us remind ourselves constantly to not be those Bs that everyone dislikes.. :)


	sHee March 26, 2006 11:27 PM PST Point 1 reminds me when my bf had his first experience of getting sanitary pad from a 24hour convenience shop while we were at Taiping. After that incident, on one next shopping trip at a local supermarket, I showed his what brand and which one specifically to buy! ehhe. Hey, no joke-lah. You must teach your man to do this. How come we can go buy their things and they cant do the same for us? :) Good post gurl!


	esther March 26, 2006 10:26 PM PST hhahaahahha. tht's a damn good post. why does some of the stories sound so darn familiar? ponders a while i think i know why. (:


	Mich March 26, 2006 09:13 PM PST Oh no, THREE points apply on him. Even worse. =_=


	Mich March 26, 2006 08:47 PM PST No 3 & No 4 are fascinatingly FUCKED UP. And two pts from your bastardious man list applies on my bf. What to do la? >_> slaps head


	luzzio March 26, 2006 07:39 PM PST wah...didn't know I qualified as a bastard.


	cynical-idealist March 26, 2006 03:14 PM PST Waaah, good post! Best one is girl in 2. Sigh, the sad thing is that there are so many men out there who are like that, and the girls just put up with it because they harbour a hope that they'll change, and because the girl still loves them anyway. Sometimes I want to punch silly friend's boyfriends, but can't because it'll hurt my friend more than I'll hurt the guy.


	pelf March 26, 2006 12:18 PM PST I am sure there are other things a man is capable of, but let's not get me started or I'll blast our comment box. Interesting read though :)

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