Due to the congestion of the female toilets in the cafeteria, I had to use the guy's one.
I do wonder how their pubic hair managed to decorate the toilet seat in a very neat pattern.
I have a few theories though:
1) A trajectory force projects the follicle onto the toilet seat upon 'zippation' of the zip.
2) The pH of the stale pee remnants on the toilet seat is so high that it acts on the hair follicles in the groin area hence the hair gets removed and falls upon the toilet seat.
3) Some weird guy thinks it's funny to peel out some hair and place it around the toilet seat.
4) We have a (male) student undergoing chemotheraphy in AIMST.
5)With the help of "a few bds coursemates of mine", they've come to an affirmative conclusion that the guys were beating-aeroplanes too vigorously. *nods wisely*
1) A trajectory force projects the follicle onto the toilet seat upon 'zippation' of the zip.
2) The pH of the stale pee remnants on the toilet seat is so high that it acts on the hair follicles in the groin area hence the hair gets removed and falls upon the toilet seat.
3) Some weird guy thinks it's funny to peel out some hair and place it around the toilet seat.
4) We have a (male) student undergoing chemotheraphy in AIMST.
5)With the help of "a few bds coursemates of mine", they've come to an affirmative conclusion that the guys were beating-aeroplanes too vigorously. *nods wisely*
It doesn't make it better what with the hair being a curly wurly one.
*pukes*
*pukes*
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Moving on to other non-nonsensical things:
I smsed a close friend today and she's gotten over a recent fling. What I don't believe is how she is able to let go when it started just awhile ago with the roller coaster ride that she was on with him. I don't know if I can call it a fling but I am happy for her that it didn't get too serious.
Typical girls cling on and whine whine whine about "that guy".
If she's able to "get over him", that's great. But isn't that what the men do? men are usually the ones with the heart of stone.
But I hate the guy even though I don't know him for what he's done to my friend. Even though it may be a short period but you know, if you never thought of staying for long, then don't even start anything.
Anyway, here's one to those bastard men in the world. *shows third finger and lifts boobs obscenely and shouts "STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIENDS OR I WILL PERSONALLY CASTRATE YOUR MINISCULE PENIS!!"*
Moving on to other non-nonsensical things:
I smsed a close friend today and she's gotten over a recent fling. What I don't believe is how she is able to let go when it started just awhile ago with the roller coaster ride that she was on with him. I don't know if I can call it a fling but I am happy for her that it didn't get too serious.
Typical girls cling on and whine whine whine about "that guy".
If she's able to "get over him", that's great. But isn't that what the men do? men are usually the ones with the heart of stone.
But I hate the guy even though I don't know him for what he's done to my friend. Even though it may be a short period but you know, if you never thought of staying for long, then don't even start anything.
Anyway, here's one to those bastard men in the world. *shows third finger and lifts boobs obscenely and shouts "STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIENDS OR I WILL PERSONALLY CASTRATE YOUR MINISCULE PENIS!!"*
