Entry: Sarcastic Lais Monday, June 27, 2005



We were driving along that temporary u-turn near the Subang Police Station together and mum asked dad, "Do you know who owns the Jaya Square?"

Dad said, "Not me."

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I asked my brother to steal an old school magazine from the library as I have made friends with someone who was a senior in 1992(I was still in kindergarten) and would like to have a good giggle how the person looks like as a teenager.

His reply? "I will not risk my diciplinary records to satisfy your self amusement."

So bitchy right? But it's okay, we're good. I gave my own bites back when I had the chance. That's what all siblings do.

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We brought my grandparents out to eat at Esquire Kitchen in Subang Parade just now and you know how grandparents are not so keen on walking around the shopping mall so they suggested that they would sit on a bench outside a jewelry shop to wait for us.

They hesistated because there was an old guard with a huge ass gun perched on one end of the bench. The guard noticed my grandparents and he enthusiastically tapped the seat next to him.

My grandmother had this "uh oh" look on her face.

We left my grandparents there and laughed as we walked off.

Apparently, the old guard was chatting up my grandmother. He asked her how old she was and she replied, "68". 

The guard said, "Oh! I'm 72! Eh, I can see ah, when you were young, you must be really beautiful. Yes or not, Uncle?"

My grandfather(aged 74) who was leaning against the railings just shrugged and said, "Sure lah!"

My grandmother is not one to blush so they were even chatting about how many grandchildren they have and the security guard has 18 grand children and he chided my grandmother for having only 3 grand children. ("Aiyah! Why so few?")

My grandmother huffily told us that the dude got boring after awhile and she said he was too chatty. Hehehe. It must be my grandmother's orange hair that's attracting him.

I was having a good laugh and I asked my grandfather, "Not angry meh Yeh Yeh?"

"Why should I be angry? Should be happy what! Still got people want to flirt with your Mama, it's a compliment!", he said as he gave his 'I'm happy but I'm not letting it show on my face' tight lipped expression.

Ehehe, grandparents these days. *shakes head*

   15 comments

Jayelle
June 28, 2005   03:13 AM PDT
 
cynical: hahaha but when they are fight, you don't want to be there:D

kim: haha thanks i will convey the message.

tormentt: hehe. yes, it is you. and you better do something about your connection as well.

Jason: haha they can be sometimes. my grandma's number 1 at swearing!:D

jojo: lol thanks.

arshana: my grandma very clever to disturb people also;D

Galvin: lol they'll be glad to know:D

mrkiasi: haha, my parents?

fiona: haha tell them the next time you see them ok?

cyberred: =) i was so tickled esp when the guard gestured towards them.

narrowband: hahaha, you speak from experience, my friend? Well said.

aud: ahaha come visit!!
aud
June 28, 2005   02:30 AM PDT
 
*falls in love with miss lai's grandparents*
Narrowband
June 28, 2005   12:59 AM PDT
 
very cute and cool grandparents, man... hahaha. i also will be happy if i were ur grandpa. the only reason why a man is furious when another man shows interest in his gal is: lack of self-confidence/esteem. people wanna flirt, let them do it la - if u're a real good bf material, why u worry, right onot.

stewpig unnecessary fights out of jealousy - childish betul.
cyber-red
June 28, 2005   12:58 AM PDT
 
aww that's really cute ler =))
c.ho
June 27, 2005   11:41 PM PDT
 
hahah.. funny. so sweet ur grandparents.
x__fii0na .
June 27, 2005   11:33 PM PDT
 
eh that is so damn cute! =)
mrkiasi
June 27, 2005   04:36 PM PDT
 
So positive thinking lah your parents.
Galvin
June 27, 2005   03:08 PM PDT
 
Cool grandparents you have there..hehe
arshana
June 27, 2005   11:55 AM PDT
 
Flirting has no age boundaries. Hahaha...
jojo
June 27, 2005   11:55 AM PDT
 
Oops that was me. So KIutttttttt!!!!
Name
June 27, 2005   11:54 AM PDT
 
Hehee so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jason
June 27, 2005   11:23 AM PDT
 
Hahaha... So cute your grandparents. :D
tormentt
June 27, 2005   06:41 AM PDT
 
That senior you mentioned had BETTER not be me you're talking about! :)

Hey sorry, my house had power cut :( In this day and age still got such thing...
kimberlycun
June 27, 2005   02:41 AM PDT
 
hahahahaha damn cute!!!
cynical-idealist
June 27, 2005   02:33 AM PDT
 
ehehe, your grandparents are so cute! in a good way

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