Yesterday morning I walked into class and plonked the Langkawi budget list on Chien's table. The both of us pored over it for awhile and she suddenly told me, "Jo. they are taking plane."

She meant Zhuo Yan and Rambutan.

I won't mention Rambutan's real name here. Though it is VERY obvious who it is to people who have known us since primary school. This was his nickname in primary school. I wonder if he remembers it. And since later on in this entry there'll be something about him chasing after something but denying it..bla bla.. so I won't put his name here. 

This is in hopes of deterring (big and scary)not-so-close-college-mates from looking up Rambutan and "questioning" him.

Anyway, a few nights ago I sent out an sms to Zhuo Yan, Barry and Rambutan telling them that they'll suffer the same fate as Abby(who didn't really suffer anything, but just to make it sound dramatic la) if they so much as CHANGE their plans to take the plane instead. I told them that if they're taking train, THEY. ARE. TAKING. TRAIN.

Now they're returning by plane. But they're going by train.

I was close to tears and I was farkin pissed. If the both of them don't go by train, then it'll only be me, barry and chee kiang on the train back and Chee Kiang is not even 110% confirmed. That'll be me and barry alone on the train if not.

Obviously we're taking the plane back too! Grrr!!

Chien said that Rambutan called her the night before and told her that I was very fierce with my warning and he was very scared of me.
And apparently he don't know how to tell me that he's taking plane back. The both of them. Zhuo Yan too.

Then I was so angry I started laughing and said, "WELL, I'll wait for them to call me. That's what I'll do. Make them panic. That's it."
I had an evil plan to make them even more guilty by sending them one of those "Friends forever and ever and ever and ever" messages that only form2 girls send out to their 'pet brothers and pet sisters'. You know those with the ugly teddy bears derived from the symbols you could find in your handphone that can 'move' when you scroll down? So there I was cracking my head, wondering which of my friends had these messages in abundance. The name Kay Hong came into my head immediately. (This is because he has this so called 'fan club' going on in SU who always bombards him with love proclamations.. ah-lalalalala...)

He sent me three! LOL. I took one of the "HaPPy FrIenDs FoREVER MiSs YoU sO mUChiES StAr STAR StAR SeE I wAsTe My MoNEy To SpOIl YoUR EyES By NoT KnoWiNG WhAt the FaRk ThIS Is.." messages and sent one to Rambutan and Zhuo Yan each.

I suppose an sms from JOLENE now will make them pee a little in their pants and will make them sweat somemore when they see it's one of these messages. I'm poisonous.

But what's the use?!!?!

This morning, I thought I could radiate some cold shoulder treatment to Rambutan (Zhuo Yan is sick today.) during break. So I went up to him and smiled sweetly and looked straight into his eyes. Then he took one step back and asked,"Handsome or not today?" HAIYOH!

Then I said, "Oh handsome...SO HANDSOME..I CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OF YOU LA"
The whole way to Success I was glaring at him and looking at him with one hand on my hip and he was looking away, somewhat distracted. He was beckoning all of us, 'ei, here la. No turn here. Woops.. Go there, go there. FASTer..."..
Obviously he was trying to follow THE girl again. But apparently she "shit went to market there to eat".

After a few more attempts of radiating the cold shoulder treatment ...I just gave up and said, "(Rambutan), Don't you have something to tell me?!?!" Then he was like, "OH ya!! Ahahaha.. ei me and Zhuo Yan coming back by plane!"

#*&$@#&$%&@$()#%+@+_)+_#$#&#)$*)#($*)#($@_)#+@_)#+_+@_#+@_

Can laugh somemore.

Then I bang him and said, "You know or not you should confirm with me!!! I was farkin close to tears when one by one everybody backed out on me you know or not?! Now because of you I have to spend more!"

To which he replied, "oh ahahha. Issit! Sorry la"

He said somemore, "HAhaha, somemore I thought today I changed hairstyle that's why Jolene looking at me."

An evil glare from me.

Rambutan: "Hahahahahahah"

Geeeeeeez.

When we sat down I scolded him non-stop and he said that "oh later la I tell Chien to book for me!" Then I said, "Haha, cannot adi. She booked liao. You want you book yourself." Then he said, "hah... aiyoh.. "

Barry was enjoying himself coz he was anticipating the arrival of Ms. Ang to give Rambutan another earful if Rambutan asks her to help him to book the tickets. As predicted, Chien already booked the tickets. And Rambutan had this dejected look on his face, that made me feel so bad for him. Haih..

Friends will always forgive each other. Ahahha. Kesian. Don't la put kesian face. I sympathize easily. Ahem.

I asked him again, "so you're going by train, coming back by plane right?"

Said he, "Should be la!"

;-_-.. I looked at him and said, "I don't like "should be la"s. I like Yes or Nos. So is it a yes or a no?"

Said he again, "Should be lor.."

*sweat*