But today...today.. he has betrayed me. HE..HE is the cause of it all. HE has made me lose trust in the average hawkerman. HE only has HIMSELF to blame!! *pause for dramatic effect* I can never look at him in the eye again. I..I...just can't take it anymore. Everytime I look at him in the eye, I would have this sudden urge to throw up.
It's all because of a strand of hair in my soup.
I was shrieking as I dipped my chopsticks in to fish out the 3-inch hair and slopped it onto the side of my bowl and squealed in disgust for awhile more(do I sound annoying, no?) before everyone figured out what was wrong. chun Guan and Chien each ordered a bowl of Kuay Teow Soup from the same guy and was obviously disgusted too. The man came to give Chun Guan his change and I took a look at his hair and it was, UGH, either gelled or.. GOD FORBID, greasy.
I was shrieking as I dipped my chopsticks in to fish out the 3-inch hair and slopped it onto the side of my bowl and squealed in disgust for awhile more(do I sound annoying, no?) before everyone figured out what was wrong. chun Guan and Chien each ordered a bowl of Kuay Teow Soup from the same guy and was obviously disgusted too. The man came to give Chun Guan his change and I took a look at his hair and it was, UGH, either gelled or.. GOD FORBID, greasy.
Kwo Kuang being Kwo Kuang was trying his very best to put the worst thoughts in my head. Something along the lines of "He must be scratching his crotch while he was cooking and the piece of pubic hair that was stuck in his nail fell into the soup." .. I screamed and thew my head back in disgust before regaining my composure and said very seductively, "..Now I finally know what a REAL MAN taste like." Obviously everybody at the table were about to throw up anytime soon.
Chien was only half way through her Kuay Teow soup before pushing it away for good. This was after Kwo Kuang gave his hypothesis about how the man must've reached for something and dropped one of his armpit hairs into the soup!
I am still so disgusted. I hope that I won't be the cause of his bankcruptcy after posting this up. I do like Mee Soup very much. Nevermind, my second favourite dish in SS15 would be Success' Chicken Rice. Good stuff:)
I promised to go to parade with Mel to buy She Dee's present but due to the heavy downpour, the poor girl had to wait for me for nearly an hour plus. Did abit of window shopping and ABIT of real shopping. Abit IS abit. I bought a mini skirt from FOS! :D
Met Eugin and Khek Tjian who were shopping for a birthday present for one of their lovers. After that, Mel and I spent awhile laughing at the greeting cards at Memory Lane.
AND THAT'S WHEN I SAW IT!!!
Sandylion is finally back in MALAYSIA!!!!.. my love for Sandylion has been around for 12 years already and it is going strong!!! I started collecting stickers at the age of 5 and became quite a professional by age 8 and retired at age 11(when I bought the wrong sticker book(the stickers could not be removed), I was so depressed I decided to quit all together)
I was ooh-ing and aah-ing at all their Fuzzy and Prismatic range. (Do you know they now have fuzzy elephants, bears and tigers?!) I took the sticker album and flipped through and nearly had an orgasm seeing the latest designs for sticker albums. Mel then pulled me away and said loudly, "JOLENE, ARE YOU SURE YOUR NIECE WILL LIKE THAT?" I replied loudly, "NO MEL, IT'S FOR ME!"
Oh well, so much for her hardwork for trying to save me from embarassing myself.
After regaining our sanity, we bought She Dee's present and proceeded to Delifrance for a cuppa(hee) and felt it was ironic that right now, in a deliFRANCE, in MALAYSIA, two JAPANese men were having pastry and yakking over ENGLISH tea. By golly, we've gone global!
We waited for mum to pick us up and humoured ourself silly by telling each other stupid stories of recent times. She was telling me about her friend HUi Kean who had a friend whose english vocabulary was as hilarious as Kay Hong's(whose latest funny phrase is "let's have Oh-meh-lert." . He meant Omelette(Or-mer-lette.).) His friend asked him, "What does the word Busty mean?" Then Hui Kean and Lee Karl said, "Oh, it means muscular." Before you know it, he was going around flexing his muscles and saying, "Look, i'm SO busty."
My grandfather has been admitted to the hospital again because he felt some discomfort in his lungs. Before you start showering me with sympathy, I assure you, he is alright. Thank you very much. :)
My brother, cousin Shevie and I were entertaining ourselves by swapping jokes.
There was this other man in the same ward as my grandfather who was involved in an accident and had to have his face bandaged but he could still walk normally.
So I was saying, "Why did the Malaysian cross the road?" and then the man walked pass just as I said, "why, to see the accident across the road of course."..
I FELT DAMN BAD. MY BROTHER AND MY MOTHER WERE LAUGHING SO HARD..the silent laughs la.. obviously. It IS a hospital after all.
Then my cousin didn't understand, I explained to her and she was like, "Ohh icic. Eh..i got another story. If you want to beat a snake and a *certain group of people that I should not mention for fear of kena kantoi*..what should you do?".. We shook our head and she proceeded, "Take the snake and hit the *certain group of people*". Just then, the same man who belongs to the *certain group of people* walked by again.
We nearly died laughing and felt SO guilty and bad. Dahlah he got into an accident and has to stay in the hospital. He now has to hear us insulting him unintentionally. We are horrible, horrible people.
Left the hospital just in time for my 9.30pm chinese show and saw a group of toads lepaking by a bush outside Sunway medical. I've never seen so many frogs in one corner ever.
Chien was only half way through her Kuay Teow soup before pushing it away for good. This was after Kwo Kuang gave his hypothesis about how the man must've reached for something and dropped one of his armpit hairs into the soup!
I am still so disgusted. I hope that I won't be the cause of his bankcruptcy after posting this up. I do like Mee Soup very much. Nevermind, my second favourite dish in SS15 would be Success' Chicken Rice. Good stuff:)
I promised to go to parade with Mel to buy She Dee's present but due to the heavy downpour, the poor girl had to wait for me for nearly an hour plus. Did abit of window shopping and ABIT of real shopping. Abit IS abit. I bought a mini skirt from FOS! :D
Met Eugin and Khek Tjian who were shopping for a birthday present for one of their lovers. After that, Mel and I spent awhile laughing at the greeting cards at Memory Lane.
AND THAT'S WHEN I SAW IT!!!
Sandylion is finally back in MALAYSIA!!!!.. my love for Sandylion has been around for 12 years already and it is going strong!!! I started collecting stickers at the age of 5 and became quite a professional by age 8 and retired at age 11(when I bought the wrong sticker book(the stickers could not be removed), I was so depressed I decided to quit all together)
I was ooh-ing and aah-ing at all their Fuzzy and Prismatic range. (Do you know they now have fuzzy elephants, bears and tigers?!) I took the sticker album and flipped through and nearly had an orgasm seeing the latest designs for sticker albums. Mel then pulled me away and said loudly, "JOLENE, ARE YOU SURE YOUR NIECE WILL LIKE THAT?" I replied loudly, "NO MEL, IT'S FOR ME!"
Oh well, so much for her hardwork for trying to save me from embarassing myself.
After regaining our sanity, we bought She Dee's present and proceeded to Delifrance for a cuppa(hee) and felt it was ironic that right now, in a deliFRANCE, in MALAYSIA, two JAPANese men were having pastry and yakking over ENGLISH tea. By golly, we've gone global!
We waited for mum to pick us up and humoured ourself silly by telling each other stupid stories of recent times. She was telling me about her friend HUi Kean who had a friend whose english vocabulary was as hilarious as Kay Hong's(whose latest funny phrase is "let's have Oh-meh-lert." . He meant Omelette(Or-mer-lette.).) His friend asked him, "What does the word Busty mean?" Then Hui Kean and Lee Karl said, "Oh, it means muscular." Before you know it, he was going around flexing his muscles and saying, "Look, i'm SO busty."
My grandfather has been admitted to the hospital again because he felt some discomfort in his lungs. Before you start showering me with sympathy, I assure you, he is alright. Thank you very much. :)
My brother, cousin Shevie and I were entertaining ourselves by swapping jokes.
There was this other man in the same ward as my grandfather who was involved in an accident and had to have his face bandaged but he could still walk normally.
So I was saying, "Why did the Malaysian cross the road?" and then the man walked pass just as I said, "why, to see the accident across the road of course."..
I FELT DAMN BAD. MY BROTHER AND MY MOTHER WERE LAUGHING SO HARD..the silent laughs la.. obviously. It IS a hospital after all.
Then my cousin didn't understand, I explained to her and she was like, "Ohh icic. Eh..i got another story. If you want to beat a snake and a *certain group of people that I should not mention for fear of kena kantoi*..what should you do?".. We shook our head and she proceeded, "Take the snake and hit the *certain group of people*". Just then, the same man who belongs to the *certain group of people* walked by again.
We nearly died laughing and felt SO guilty and bad. Dahlah he got into an accident and has to stay in the hospital. He now has to hear us insulting him unintentionally. We are horrible, horrible people.
Left the hospital just in time for my 9.30pm chinese show and saw a group of toads lepaking by a bush outside Sunway medical. I've never seen so many frogs in one corner ever.
