Entry: Make Up Phobia Is Adorable Sunday, September 12, 2004



The time is now..2.10am!! And for a good half an hour I was sitting stoning in front of my laptop just browsing through people's blogs over and over again and just NOT wanting to shower. I DON'T KNOW WHY. Another night of Hip Hopera is over and I still found the cockroach intermission sketch DAMN funny.

I'm also deliriously happy for reasons only known by Esther, li peng, edison, hsien and chien:) Unsafe to blog about it you know.:) I think if I'm a boy, there won't be a girl who will be safe when she's with me. Heck, there aren't even girls who feel safe even when they're with me. LOL!! *air liur meleleh..not at what I just said. But the 'meaning' behind this paragraph*
See, it was as if I was looking for a piece of biscuit to munch in the kitchen, but instead I find a whole plate of spaggheti carbonara awaiting me to devour it, string by string of spaggheti(?).. that's how it is. Mehehehe. My theories never make sense. Skip this. But do dwell deeper if you must. Ahem.

The reason I'm blogging at this unearthly hour was because I was looking at myself in the mirror and suddenly it dawned on me it's the DAMNED padded bras that makes me look fat. And I wanted to change my msn nick to "Miss Lai, your boobs are portraying a fat image for you. Please don't wear bras anymore." And so happen I saw 'arthurlai@pd.jaring.my(E-mail address not verified) has just signed in'. My dad just logged on to msn and it wouldn't be wise to have such a nickname when he's on at the same time. Hmm. Wonder what's he doing online at this time of the night. Hmm.

So I guess I'll have to come here to speak abit if I can't be satiated by altering my msn nickname. Hence, my boobs and padded bras are like two teenagers wedded young. The parents may think it's what's best for each other, but no, they bring out the worst in each other. They fight so much and end up destroying the other inside out. Therefore giving the wrong image to the world that they are a happy couple.

My boobs and bras feel the same. I do not own many unpadded bras. So most people think I have big boobs(well...*modest smile*) but in actual fact, it's the DAMN BRAS I TELL YOU!!! DAMN YOU, TRIUMPH INTERNATIONAL!!!...I was never a BeeDees girl. I went straight on to Triumph(well...*modest smile*).

I will stick(forgive the pun) back to nipple stickers. No bras for me till someone tells me I'm flat.


Just kidding. I'll just buy new unpadded bras.(ooh er..*modest smile*)

   6 comments

Sush
September 13, 2004   01:41 PM PDT
 
hahaha.....damn farnee lar Jo....*wink*
jayelle
September 13, 2004   01:25 AM PDT
 
morticya: cuba di! ... but very fast chau yong lar..!! :) love the panties and the designs though!

synical: not the real deal, those doesn't. I use surgical tapes though! good stuff! but... (not like I'll ever be getting some).. if you're gonna get hot and steamy with AnyoNE.. won't be a nice sight for him to see your nipples hidden by an X-mark (similiar to those treasure maps one). Hehehe.
synical
September 12, 2004   10:13 PM PDT
 
Do those nipple sticker things work?
morticya^33
September 12, 2004   04:13 PM PDT
 
ehehe, pierre cardin@ pierre cardin! excellent sets for quite cheap (but this round's selection ain't as good as the last, wait for the next round!)
jayelle
September 12, 2004   01:53 PM PDT
 
ah they do when i jump down the stairs.(well..*modest smile*)
lol!!

they're not THAT big la
aud
September 12, 2004   01:10 PM PDT
 
ur a brave woman. don't ur boobs jiggle when u walk???:D

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