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Thursday, October 14, 2004


SS15 Will Be The Death Of Me

Was nearly in tears when I rounded SS15 three times whilst looking for a parking space in vain. Cars were double parking EVERYWHERE. I nearly wanted to drive home to get mum to take over and drop me instead.

I had to be quarantined for my chemistry practical exam at 11.30am and at 11.00am I was still rounding the area. Cars at close proximity are no longer a phobia to me. Ahem. 6 months of driving, something HAS to come out of it right? Unfortunately, I'm still not allowed on the highway yet. *droops head*
But that's not the point, I did a few more rounds and couldn't find the entry for the ADP building's underground parking. (Yes, Li Shan have told me where it is already).

Sigh. I thought I would miss my chemistry practical exam due to the lack of parking space in SS15.

11.10am. Can I afford to go home and get my mum to drop me instead?

I then decided to explore beyond the legal limits.

I drove into the residential area cautiously, checking for tell-tale Tunda signboards. The roads were so narrow, hardly enough space for a car to get through let alone to park.
left right, left right, right, right, left left...dead end..left left..ARGH I'm back in the main area of SS15. I drove deeper into the residential area and found a space in between a tree and a Kancil and next to the walls surrounding an apartment building that I never knew existed. 0_0

The ground of the 'parking space' was probably the closest my (family)car would get to 'trekking'. It was such a small space for a parallel parking. But after a few attempts and dips and bumps, I DID IT! I Managed a backside parallel parking!! WHOO HOO! (something that Su-Chien has yet to achieve).

Then started to worry about Chemistry practical and Rm100s that would belong to the TundaMan! The Tunda activities in SS15 is SO frequent(and definite) that the plot of land next to Inti College is being used for Tunda-ed cars!! Stupidity at its stupidest. If SS15 were to be deprived of a parking lot that could accomodate to up to 50 cars at most, obviously the number of Tunda activities will arise, right?

......

.. Come to think of it, quite smart also lar. That's how the government gets their $$$$. :( Unfairness. Tak-aci.

I shall not talk about the chemistry practical exam. (skip skip skip)

Met Kwo Kuang and E-guy after class and when I told him about my worries(tunda) he immediately told E-guy, "EI got transport back!!".
Babis! Since when I agreed to fetch you home? Muahaha.
LOL Damn thick face man these people. :) But it's ok, that's because I'm a nice girl.

Kwo Kuang sat in the front seat. WHY MUST KWO KUANG SIT IN THE FRONT SEAT?! The first thing he did when he came into my car was to press my hazard lights. To which I calmly turned off as opposed to my driving my friends around for the first time.
He then chanted sadly "ohmigodjolenecandrivealreadyohmigodjolenecandrivealreadyistillhaven'tgetmylicenseyet..". Muahahaha. He said he enjoyed tickling first time drivers. But I'm sorry I've been on the road for half a year already! LOL. Which bush has he been hiding under in all this while?! He tried to tickle me anyway to which I gave my banshee scream(the one I had for that U-turn accident). Hahaha. Good. That gave him a heart attack.

Then E-guy became the naughty one. He wanted me to break FAST AND HARD in the middle of the road(from Sunway Pyramid!). Crazy ar?!

I gave him his FAST AND HARD break back in SS18. The way he moaned and groaned.. gosh. Really sounds like a porn movie. *shakes head*

By the way, can anybody tell me if Chang Song really overslept and missed his chemistry practical? I'm thinking bullshit.

My brother just asked my dad about the batteries for our camera. Hahaha. My brother came back to my room to report. Apparently my dad wanted us to use the money he gave us to buy our batteries(unheard of! *gasp!*).. blablabla..new printer..bla bla.. and then he slouched and stuck his lower lip out and put on a pout and said, "Ngo dei mou chin lor, how?"(We don't have money adi, how?) and he attempted to chew on a tissue paper to prove his point.
hahahaha. I don't know how true the last bit was. My brother also exaggerates alot.

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Wednesday, October 13, 2004


If I Was A Doll..

....minus the tummy, minus the big bone frame, minus the gleam in the eyes, minus more fats..

then this should be it.
HAHAHA.

:D I was so happy when I saw that the first choice for hair resembled mine! lol!
 I do realize the eyebrows are a little too high. But it's a doll! no?



This is my second attempt. At least I really have similiar clothings eh?



Nobody is allowed to laugh at ME, the doll.

LOL

let's all make our own dolls here..! Candy Bar Doll Maker

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Tuesday, October 12, 2004


Of Buses and Trains (and planes)

Yesterday morning I walked into class and plonked the Langkawi budget list on Chien's table. The both of us pored over it for awhile and she suddenly told me, "Jo. they are taking plane."

She meant Zhuo Yan and Rambutan.

I won't mention Rambutan's real name here. Though it is VERY obvious who it is to people who have known us since primary school. This was his nickname in primary school. I wonder if he remembers it. And since later on in this entry there'll be something about him chasing after something but denying it..bla bla.. so I won't put his name here. 

This is in hopes of deterring (big and scary)not-so-close-college-mates from looking up Rambutan and "questioning" him.

Anyway, a few nights ago I sent out an sms to Zhuo Yan, Barry and Rambutan telling them that they'll suffer the same fate as Abby(who didn't really suffer anything, but just to make it sound dramatic la) if they so much as CHANGE their plans to take the plane instead. I told them that if they're taking train, THEY. ARE. TAKING. TRAIN.

Now they're returning by plane. But they're going by train.

I was close to tears and I was farkin pissed. If the both of them don't go by train, then it'll only be me, barry and chee kiang on the train back and Chee Kiang is not even 110% confirmed. That'll be me and barry alone on the train if not.

Obviously we're taking the plane back too! Grrr!!

Chien said that Rambutan called her the night before and told her that I was very fierce with my warning and he was very scared of me.
And apparently he don't know how to tell me that he's taking plane back. The both of them. Zhuo Yan too.

Then I was so angry I started laughing and said, "WELL, I'll wait for them to call me. That's what I'll do. Make them panic. That's it."
I had an evil plan to make them even more guilty by sending them one of those "Friends forever and ever and ever and ever" messages that only form2 girls send out to their 'pet brothers and pet sisters'. You know those with the ugly teddy bears derived from the symbols you could find in your handphone that can 'move' when you scroll down? So there I was cracking my head, wondering which of my friends had these messages in abundance. The name Kay Hong came into my head immediately. (This is because he has this so called 'fan club' going on in SU who always bombards him with love proclamations.. ah-lalalalala...)

He sent me three! LOL. I took one of the "HaPPy FrIenDs FoREVER MiSs YoU sO mUChiES StAr STAR StAR SeE I wAsTe My MoNEy To SpOIl YoUR EyES By NoT KnoWiNG WhAt the FaRk ThIS Is.." messages and sent one to Rambutan and Zhuo Yan each.

I suppose an sms from JOLENE now will make them pee a little in their pants and will make them sweat somemore when they see it's one of these messages. I'm poisonous.

But what's the use?!!?!

This morning, I thought I could radiate some cold shoulder treatment to Rambutan (Zhuo Yan is sick today.) during break. So I went up to him and smiled sweetly and looked straight into his eyes. Then he took one step back and asked,"Handsome or not today?" HAIYOH!

Then I said, "Oh handsome...SO HANDSOME..I CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OF YOU LA"
The whole way to Success I was glaring at him and looking at him with one hand on my hip and he was looking away, somewhat distracted. He was beckoning all of us, 'ei, here la. No turn here. Woops.. Go there, go there. FASTer..."..
Obviously he was trying to follow THE girl again. But apparently she "shit went to market there to eat".

After a few more attempts of radiating the cold shoulder treatment ...I just gave up and said, "(Rambutan), Don't you have something to tell me?!?!" Then he was like, "OH ya!! Ahahaha.. ei me and Zhuo Yan coming back by plane!"

#*&$@#&$%&@$()#%+@+_)+_#$#&#)$*)#($*)#($@_)#+@_)#+_+@_#+@_

Can laugh somemore.

Then I bang him and said, "You know or not you should confirm with me!!! I was farkin close to tears when one by one everybody backed out on me you know or not?! Now because of you I have to spend more!"

To which he replied, "oh ahahha. Issit! Sorry la"

He said somemore, "HAhaha, somemore I thought today I changed hairstyle that's why Jolene looking at me."

An evil glare from me.

Rambutan: "Hahahahahahah"

Geeeeeeez.

When we sat down I scolded him non-stop and he said that "oh later la I tell Chien to book for me!" Then I said, "Haha, cannot adi. She booked liao. You want you book yourself." Then he said, "hah... aiyoh.. "

Barry was enjoying himself coz he was anticipating the arrival of Ms. Ang to give Rambutan another earful if Rambutan asks her to help him to book the tickets. As predicted, Chien already booked the tickets. And Rambutan had this dejected look on his face, that made me feel so bad for him. Haih..

Friends will always forgive each other. Ahahha. Kesian. Don't la put kesian face. I sympathize easily. Ahem.

I asked him again, "so you're going by train, coming back by plane right?"

Said he, "Should be la!"

;-_-.. I looked at him and said, "I don't like "should be la"s. I like Yes or Nos. So is it a yes or a no?"

Said he again, "Should be lor.."

*sweat*


Was checking out Andrew Tan(of Malaysian Idol fame)'s website and found his email add and proceeded to check out his friendster profile! Hahaha, as predicted I found two other Malaysian idols..Vick and Victor. Hmm, looks like they're adding fans even. And the testimonials they're getting are all due to their MI fame. Gee the testimonials are all so fake..it takes the fun out of Friendster. But it's great to know what kind of people are behind those facades you see on your television every Friday for the past 5-6 months.

This entry will kickstart the exam season! 7 weeks of exams. 2 papers a week.

Whooopeedo. hoo. .. ..... ..... whatever.

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