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Thursday, June 23, 2005
What I Might Blog About: At Age 35

14 September, 2022:

It is very dangerous to put bored young boys to be in charge of the local 24 hours convenience store.

Unfortunately that is the closest place where The Husband and I can get our weekly supply of condoms. Unfortunately condoms are still made of rubber. You would think after so many years of R&D those old farts at Durex would have been able to come up with a rubber tough enough to withstand wears and tears. Oh, and needle-poking activities of bored young cashiers at the local 24 hours convenience store too.

At least I will be consoled by the idea that I will have four children to see me into my old age. If I had my way, the mother fuckers at the local 24 hours convenience store should pay for our child support. I will have a talk with Esther about it, she should be able to help me with the lawsuit.

I don't know if I can handle a forth one, what with the oldest only entering primary school last week. It will be a long way more to go, Jolene. A long way. Many more years of puke wiping, parent-teacher meet ups, car wrecks and the usual.

I refuse to go into detail about how I discovered the holes in the condom because really, you won't want to hear about the things the Husband and I get up to when the kids are all tucked up. *Long silence for imagination to take place*

The Husband is secretly happy that he is not shooting blanks just yet, but I'm actually worried about the risks of having a baby after the age of 35. Let's not forget that high blood pressure runs in the family. And I am actually quite embarassed about meeting up with the persistent Ben Shyen the Gynae, AGAIN. I can hardly look at him during our reunions.

Honestly, with three kids who seem to be on a sugar high at all times, a forth one will see me running for the balcony. I mean when you are happily reading blogs (all the old timers at PPS) you won't like to have your toddler showing you his keyboard thomping abilities.

Oh, I just received an email from the local 24 hours convenience store management. They are only offering to pay for the kindergarten fees. Wtf? I'll try negotiating and get them to settle the tertiary education instead. Heh.

*This post is fictional. I've decided that when I am bored, I will spew out fictional entries that I might blog when I'm older and am still in the blogging scene. None about the next 5 years. Don't want to keep my hopes up about anything or jinx anything. There will be more to come. I'm looking forward to writing about the one when I'm supposed to be 72 years old.

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 3:57:43 am
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Wednesday, June 22, 2005
The 4 Hour Long Yamcha Session

Once again I sacrificed my chinese shows to meet up with good friends. Tanjung is always thriving with people which is why we chose to be there; in case we get bored of each other we can always table hop. Most of the guys lost weight. Especially Joshua! Josh, you look skinnier now! Must be the stress at work. Hehehe, or rather, the attention. *ahem*.

Unfortunately Mel could not attend the yamcha session because she had to get up early today to attend a shoot with some celebrities that Seventeen is organising. She was saying that Jien is one of the celebrities that they're having and I asked her to convey my love and if she wants to, she can tell Jien about the time I applied lipstick and kissed his poster to leave a lip print there when I was in Watsons. I hope she gets to shake his hand at least.

Ben Shyen arrived with Wai Kit, who is back for the summer holidays from Berkeley Uni, and came bouncing to me about how he has finally learnt to stick a finger into a prosthetic anus. Good for you, Ben Shyen! The things they teach you at IMU.. *shakes head*. He's still adamant about being my gynae though. I don't think I'd like that because I fear that he will start giving graphic details about the shape and depth and length of my vagina at our future reunions and gatherings. Knowing Ben Shyen.

I've asked Wai Kit about William Hung and he was telling me William has left Berkeley to persue....an acting career. Right.



l-r: Mun Teng and Wai Kit


l-r: Su-Hsien and Joshua


Wai Kit's Teh O Ais Limau - one of the things he came home for.


l-r: My future gynae and I. No, Ben Shyen, I was kidding.


Korkorbear returns ... where the hell is Dennis the Metro? Hehehe, Dennis is giving me a weird pose, he is just humouring me. He doesn't look like that. You don't right, kkb?


l-r: 3/4 Joshua, Marcus and Vern Yang. Didn't get to chat much with Marcus, I only managed a holler across the table asking him, "How's your father??". I should really pay Mr. Chan a visit one of these days.. I miss his cookies!!


Ah Chien


l-r: Esther and Hsien


Actually is it quite paiseh to take photos in a mamak?


IT'S SLINKY AGAIN!!! Honestly, the only time we ever get to meet up will be by coincidences.


Guess who?? The owner of this chest was wondering what if he has a daughter who has big boobs... and then he started to picture how his big boobed daughter would have hair all over her chest and he shook the mental image out of his head and vowed never to have any daughters. So all women with big boobs steer clear of the owner of this chest for he will father scary hairy boobed women. Hehehehe. Long standing joke, Mr. Bulu. I have permission to put this pic up, as long as I don't say his name. HAHAHAHAHAHA. But damn sexy, no? Chest hair all....*rub, rub*


Wai Kit, enjoying his Roti Kaya as he claimed that he's been away from Malaysia so long (4 years in Singapore, 1 or 2 years in the US), he comes home to enjoy the food.


The mamak dude is quite an okay photographer!

We spent the rest of the night asking each other REALLY STUPID jokes and we had to guess the STUPID answers constantly... oh my god. My IQ has gone several notches lower. Not that it was very high to begin with. They made me think and think and think and I didn't want to think anymore when it was 2am. Driving home alone was so scary lah. I wasn't scared of robbers or rapists..but I was erm, .. er, scared of, well..:P ghosts. Heh. Don't want to be seeing any "extra passengers" in the backseat, you know?

And today, across the causeway, dear Chee Kiang is celebrating his 19th birthday with his other asean scholarship friends and friends he made in Singapore! Happy birthday dear!! *muaks!* I tried calling him with TimeKontact's IDD card, lousy lah, cannot get through. I managed to call at the end with my handphone though!
Praises to Pos Malaysia for not screwing up the parcel. He was telling me he got ragged last night by some of his friends. Seems like a birthday tradition.

Sadly, tonight's trip to Lunar Bar got cancelled. I feel so silly, with my hair up in two buns in preparation for soft curls, camera charging on the floor and my mum cooked dinner earlier and all. Hehe, hope the guys feel guilty for pulling out on the plans. No worries lah, I have my chinese shows to entertain me. But chinese shows won't cheer me up tomorrow night though.....:( Everyone enjoy the Project Petaling Street Bash okay? :(

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 9:20:09 pm
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Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Orang Tua Tak Sedar Diri

Made plans to go collect my Kerastase Elasto Curl travel set from CLEO's headquarters today! Silly Eugin wanted to tag along with Esther and I. He brought Tze Leet, an old friend from school, along as well.

The silly boy couldn't come back in time so Esther and I decided to relive our childhood by hanging out at the playground in front of his house while waiting for him.


Esther was complaining about how bright the damn sun was.


I was worried that the swing might break.


Yucky hair but it's the momentum from the swing that's causing my hair to swish around. Wheee!




Legs off the ground!


I got THIS close to the ground.


Legs off the ground again, and the whole world can see my panties. Merry Christmas fortunate neighbours of Eugin!


Ini Esther buat stylo.


Keeping your legs perpendicular to your body while you swing is so fun!


Monkey bars next!!


I got tired pretty soon... rheumatism and all that catching up you know.


The slide was the length of my body.


This picture is so cute!! Esther pangsai ar?


Esther pangsai and do hiau por face at the same time!


Yay! Finish pangsai liao!

hahahhaha.. Nolah, I'm just kidding. Esther is a very lady like person. No such bullshit, all Jolene's creation.


The aborigins of SS17, Subang Jaya.


I like this pic.

  

  
Orang tua these days. Tsk, tsk.  But what great fun though!!


The view when the swing goes under the tree.


Finally Eugin decides to grace us with his presence.


Still got time to chit chat.


I take the chance to act spastic.


and camwhore.


On the way to Damansara, we felt that my tires needed some air. Take picture again.

Miraculously we found ACP Asia, which is the building that CLEO is distributed from. I came armed with a stack of contest forms to be handed in! No need to rely on Pos Malaysia.


Cleo's office.


Apparently I can't deliver it by hand, so I have to put it in their mailbox. No problem. The mailbox room reminded me of a mortuary.


Good luck, oh contests form. Hopefully chances of winning are higher this time around because the magazine only went out to the public yesterday.


The exterior of the building.


Laughing in their sleep.


So sweet right?


So we know Eugin's a bigger camwhore than Tze Leet.


His skills are not too bad either!


Sinful food back in Subang. Look at the cheese. look at the salt. Look at the carbo. Damn good. *plays with flabs on stomach*

OH!! I got plugged by Minishorts today!! Mucho love from me to you, "claire!"


Here's a big fat kiss. Thanks for the traffic. See? I even applied glittery lip gloss to show you the extent of my gratitude.

orang tua tak sedar diri - old people don't wake up ownself. in layman english, it just means old fart.
pangsai - shitting la, duh.

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 10:47:17 pm
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Hi, my name is Jolene and if there is a question in your head, this answer will definitely answer it: I was wrong and irrational. I was being a woman.

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