Chien cautiously reaches for the door with the paper bag... she was peering curiously at it.

Me: Ei chien, check out what is it la!
Chien: Don't want! Scared bomb!
Hsien and I: Haiyoh,open and see la!

As Chien opens it... I said, "KABOOM!"..haha, lame la.. then she looked abit scared and asked me to see.. so I looked.

There was a brown envelope inside. With something inside it.

None of us dared to open the envelope or have any contact with it. You know, what with the SARS/Anthrax/Decomposing stuff..

Was quite freaked out with thoughts of decomposing animals and stuff like that. But the brown envelope looked quite clean and neat .. no stench, no gross liquid... just a brown envelope. So Chien passed me the bag.. and I held it far far away from me and peered into it. I tipped it onto the ground. The brown envelope fell out but it was still reluctant to reveal its mysterious contents.

I prodded the brown paper bag and lifted the seal. I held it up and tipped it over in a swift motion, because I was scared.

And I had every right to be scared.

I BACKED AWAY FROM THE BAG AND WAS SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF. When Chien saw it, she started screaming too! Didn't know if Hsien was screaming, coz we just screaming so loudly!!

IT WAS A FARKIN DICK.. A RUBBER ONE.. A DILDO..WHATEVER..BUT IT JUST LOOKS DAMN DISGUSTING. Sort of like a strap on dildo? With a piece of (rubber)flesh and the dick formed out of, well, foamy rubber. IT WAS A FAKE DICK!!!!!!

For goosness sake, who would hang a fake dick on the car?!!? That was damn scary..hahahaha, we hurried into the car and Chien was screaming at me to just move but I was just sitting there wistful for my camera. I begged them for their camera phones but they didn't want to contaminate their phones.

We went over to MCd's where Chien and Hsien bought ice-cream and finally gave in to my wanting to take pictures of the fake dicky. Hahahaha...

But, when we went back, it was GONE. G-O-N-E. REALLY FREAKED OUT BY THEN... was so worried that someone was trailing us. Don't worry Dad, I put the rearview mirror to good use. Ahem.

LOL, but imagine, what would happen if I had taken it home? LOL..the poor pervert will be like, "Oi, gimme back my rubber dick, bitch!" and I'll have it all nice(?) and solid where I can snap as many good shots of it as I want. Hahaha, but what would they think if my reaction was to bend over and start snapping photos of it? hahahaha.

If I had a picture of it, what you would have seen was, a patch of grass,  near a drain, a mooncake-ish type of paper bag, a brown envelope(a4 size), and a limp rubber dick strewn on the ground. Hope your imagination helps.

Came home to tell the tale to my mother and brother and his friend, harvey. HAhahaha.. even GUYS think it's disgusting. HELL YEA. EW.