After dinner, Typical Chinese mother will heave a sigh and slop the remaining "studying for EXAMS" into a Tupperware container and keep it in the fridge for tomorrow's dinner.

The dish "chinese shows" has been cooked too often and will be put off for awhile. Typical chinese mother says we have to finish "studying for EXAMS" before we can have somemore of "Chinese shows". Typical Chinese Father also states that "studying for EXAMS" is good for us and we must have more of that if we want to remain a healthy person.

All these are from the insides of my head only.

Real mother and real father don't really mind what I do because they think I have great time management. *cue to laugh. Hard.*

The whole langkawi thing is planned only by a minority of us. It'd be really nice if each and everyone of us can do our own fair share of research. I know it's the exam season, but won't the workload be easier if all of us divide our tasks? Would really be good to have an online meeting to agree on price and venue. There'll be about 20 of us going to langkawi this time around. About nearly 3-4 people from the original langkawi gang won't be going this time around. Namely Adrian, Chang Song, and Kay Hong. Haih, so sad. Kay Hong, if you don't go, who's going to get drunk and slap people who you think are drunk? 

Most of the hotels are fully booked and if we cannot agree... we might even have to change islands. Are there any restaurants AROUND the hotels of Pangkor?

The last time I went to Pangkor I stayed at the Pan Pacific hotel..and didn't know that monkeys were so dangerous. There was a sign pasted on the balcony door saying, "Beware of monkeys. Please lock doors always.". Naturally I pointed at the sign and laughed hard. The next day I left the door unlocked and I was so freaked out when I saw a big Daddy monyet attempting to grasp the door knob and it started to turn..and I screamed and lunged at the door to hit the lock. Hahaha..was so scared.
My grandmother was better. She left the door open for fresh air and a monkey ran in, looking for food in vain. Outraged, he took an ashtray and sat on the balcony beam and sneered at us before throwing the ashtray down the 4-5 floors with a spiteful look on his face.

Oh! Another funny monkey story would be the time I went to Redang with my aunty and uncle last June. On the second morning of our stay at Laguna resort, we sat at the balcony of our jungle view room and watched the monkeys play.

They were actually innocently playing around, until our eyes fell upon a female monkey who was RAPING HERSELF WITH HER FIST. My Uncle's a gweilo and the way he said, "HAi Yai YAi YAi.." with his eyes opened wide and shaking his head was damn funny. She was DAMN rough to herself okay. Must've mistaken her vagina for an electric guitar. A monkey with an identity crisis.


The FEMALE magazine this month is really good. Teaches you alot about real life. Loads of sex stuff. CLEO is great too. It touches on marriage life. ALOT. *gets all wistful*. Ok, I totally realize I've chased away the last few potential boyfriends. If any.

And here comes another funny part:

Hsien wanted to pass me the Australian CLeo that CHien brought back from Aussie during her 5 day trip. She saw Barry and passed it to him instead.
 
Let's just put it this way. I'm surprised the magazine even made it through the customs.

Barry and Siew Kin, while waiting for Chemistry practical class to start, were sitting on a solitary bench reading the magazine together, intensely, in silence.

Apparently a girl mag like that could make the two guys horny. Siew Kin asked me to bring the magazine again tomorrow. hahahaha. I flipped to the juicier bit of the mag.

Hahaha.. it will definitely be banned in Malaysia. It's just too descriptive. Gah gah, enuff enuff!!

By the way, there was this booklet about the lifestyle of Paris Hilton. *rolls eyes* .. it's so bloody bimbotic and self conceited. Geez. I mean a heiress should make herself more hard to get. It's like she lets the whole world know EVERYTHING about her. Ahem, I'm just a normal girl, so wtf, my life's not that glamourous. I mean hello? Do you see Prince William offering himself for modelling too? Or does he write a book about how MAC lipglosses are so damn cheap and that we should all buy one for every handbag that we have? Hahaha. those were her exact words. No kidding.

last night, I was listening to Dad interviewing a young 'un for a job as a Graphics Head.(btw, he asked me to scout around to see if any of my fresh graduates friends are interested. Not like I have many, or any. But anybody interested?).

Half way through, he started to get really pissed and used phrases like, "..when I was your age.. I rented a room in Malacca and had a motorbike for convenience purposes!".. "..YES, and I'm saying, I'm TRYING to offer you a job here." and "...you don't know how to use Adobe?!"

Apparently the guy already had the job because he sounded smart enough. But he was really picky because of the distance and the working hours.

I think his company is in Balakong. Some labelling company. I don't know if it's a local or a foreign company. Anybody interested just pop me a mail.

After my dad 'interviewed' that young 'un, he immediately called the uncle of the young 'un to complain about how choosy the young 'un was being.

I passed the FEMALE magazine to my dad.. showed him the "Employees from hell" article. Damn funny article. Dad took my magazine to his office and photostatted the article for his entire staff. That's what he told me. hahaha. Maybe he's just pulling my leg. I think he only showed one colleague. He likes to exaggerate too.

In a period of two days, I have succeeded in embarassing myself twice:

1. Was standing talking to Wei Xian(Hip Hopera Wei Xian) during the 10 minutes in between classes' break and there was this guy looking at me and I thought he was familiar. So picture me in a "HoW ya Doin'" pose..(right leg sticking out to the side, hip trusted to the other side, left hand on hip, right hand pointing at him) and I immediately blurted out, full of confidence, "Justin right?!" and then he replied in the same urgent tone, "No!".. oh dear.

2. Tapped a guy by the water cooler. I thought it was Boon Chia Weng whom I wanted to talk to about the National Service Deferment Letter. He turned around and looked at me straight in the eye. And I looked back at him and said, "oh sorry! wrong person!"

Haiya.