Today I was peering close at Chien's face and notice a tad bit of bumps, definitely invisible if you're talking to her as a normal person. (remember? I'm Jolene ma!) I voiced my concern and she was like, "YALO I'M DAMN WORRIED!!! I told my mother and my mother said, "HOR DIE LA DIE LA"".. ahahah. I told her if I could go around with a red dot on the tip of my nose (pimple scar), surely she would be able to with a couple of skin coloured miniscule bumps on the tip of her nose?

Seeing that she was so worried, I told her "Yalo.. eeyer, look like crocodile skin..bear's paw.. yuck  yuck!". She turned away, too pissed for words. I decided to cheer her up by showing her my special trick. I think this trick is what I did last year that brought about my nickname "Ku Lo Yuk"(fat fat meat) from fellow 5 Zetaians.

I took out my trustly blue Clean And Clear Oil Film and put it over the tip of my porous nose and pressed hard on both sides... and transparent dots could be seen forming on the oil film, hence grossing Chien out to the max. I removed the film revealing my gross white heads that made her shriek in horror. I was so amused and decided to continue.

I told her to peer closely at my nose. I squeezed my nose sans oil film and I knew this would happen: my white heads would wiggle out like toothpaste or, maggots if you like,(in chien's description). She looked at me in horror and closed her eyes and turned away and went, "AHhhhhhhHhhhhhhhhH!!" ..I was of course enjoying myself, laughing. Then she was like rubbing her eyes and sniffing.. AHAHAAHA.. I made her cry!!! LOL.. That was the funniest shit for such a long time. This girl cries when she watches those Plastic Surgery reality shows. Hahaha.

Later in the day she drew a pic of a girl with a pig nose and wiggly bits excreted out of the top of her nose and a picture of a stickman with a bundle of fluff at the crotch. She was referring to the two gross stuff that I've told her today. LOL. The stickman figure was about a mutual friend of ours who does something akin to bikini waxing.


*penyeeeet*

I'm quite sure that when I put this up, I will remain a spinster for life.

Maybe he was being sarcastic. Hmm.