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Sunday, August 29, 2004

Backup Kawan

Some unknown wrote this.. and my dear friends replied..:)

Posted by gotham @ 08/28/2004 05:29 PM PDT
hey slut, what's wrong with NS? why the fuck you hate it so much? it's just 3 fucking months damnit, not like 2.5 years in singapore or in other countries.
have some patriotic spirit man. go for NS, serve your contry, love your contry. Damnit.
What's with all the teenagers nowadays? It's just NS damnit, it's not torture camp, it's not hell, it's just 3 months!
Meet new friends, get new experiences, experience new stuff you can get to experience elsewhere. And in the end you will be thankful you got chosen for NS.

Posted by Jayelle @ 08/28/2004 06:09 PM PDT
i feel like crying. i've never been called a slut on my blog before.

but it's ok.

Dear Gotham,
I do not hate NS. As you can see in my latest entry, I've come to terms with it. I managed to accept my fate and hope to get into the 3rd batch within an hour of getting the news. even though I was nearly in tears but I was smiling at the end of the hour about other NS benefits.

Am I a slut for hating NS? I may be a bitch. NOT a slut. As if not going for NS will result in my sleeping around. Oh for fuck's sake. This is my blog. I can say whatever I want!

Posted by MeLdEeEEe @ 08/28/2004 11:33 PM PDT
OMG...FUCK YOU, Gotham! The bloody audacity of you to slag a person off on her own blog! You asshole! Your head is stuffed so far up your ass you can damn well see your own bloody tonsils. Eat shit and die.

FYI..sleeping around with multiple partners without giving a flying fuck makes you a slut..not merely passing comments about how one would miss ones friends and home?!

Get a life, mofo!

(phew. never mouthed off so much before)

Posted by KKB just passing by... @ 08/29/2004 12:14 AM PDT

Dear Gotham,

My my...you sure are receiving plenty of attention!! Jolly good, buddy!! And for someone who just accused one of the nicest, friendliest and most honest of people around of being a slut...you should be feeling even jollier...buddy! Can't say i totally disagree with you man, cuz, ya know, NS is good stuff, builds character and all at the end of the day and i'm sure my buddy Jo'ey over here will come back very much appreciative over the experience. But don't tell me no one's allowed to have a lil groan before the occasion? Does that make her any less patriotic? Is this how you measure patrioticness? How about you buddy? Do you do rainbow skips and butterfly flaps just before going into an exam hall? Does detesting exams or even making a peep about it make you any less capable of doing well for exams or in other words stupid? I mean, pal, for someone who's all Rambo and Gung-ho about patriotism, you sure cooked up a lot of offensive shit over spilled maggi mee. I hope you're reading this dude...cuz i've got just about one final missle to launch from my rocket: I don't care who you are, whether you know my friend or not...but she, of all people, DOES NOT deserve this. She is a proud Malaysian, and Malaysia is proud of young sincere ladies like her. I know i am, and I stand behind her with a legion of friends on this. You got some guts pal. Real guts. Just be careful no one spills them out for you cuz of the attitude...

Posted by esther @ 08/29/2004 01:45 AM PDT
slut?! what rights do you have to call her a slut. sheesz. some ppl just dont know how to watch their words.
and anyway, human rights. it's her blog. she has the rights to voice out about what she really feels. it's not against the crime or something you know.

......

With friends like these..:) I can write whatever I want in my blog. I love you guys, thanks!!!

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 1:17:01 am
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Saturday, August 28, 2004

My Poohole

Alright fellas, it's confirm. I kena National Service! I called this morning and was just staring at the phone in stupor because it kept redialling when the Telephone Gods decided to put me through and the poor government servant on the other end was heloo?heloo?ing away.

So she confirmed my details with me and told me that I'm in the list. Why does it still seem so surreal? .. But I suppose if all goes well, it'll happen in one year's time.

LOL I accidentally smsed Douglas Lim my "wahahahahhaa.. I kena ns.. confirmed liao.. bwaaaa..." sms that I sent to all my friends.. lol.. woops I immediately apologized.;P
But it was an excuse on its own anyway..:P Midnite lily, I know you sure kutuk me again.. haha.. :P (Midnite Lily is a director at Vision New Media..)

I smsed Min Dee and told her about my national service thingie. And she replied, asking, "Who's this?"
then I typed back, "Wou.... remember me, Jolene Lai? the girl who hangs in the same crowd as you and used to go for add maths tuition with you? T_T".. lol. Then she was like, "HAIYA..sorry la..!! My handphone kena stolen ma.."
LOL..

Woke up in the middle of the night(8am) to go to the Immigration office in Subang to renew my passport(told Nigel I was renewing my Visa or else they'd send me back to my original country. And he was like, "yea, like what, Christmas Island?") and was reading the papers on the way there. So many Malaysian jokes in The Star today..put me in the Merdeka Mood only.

Felt very very very malaysian at the Immigration..Only at places like these, as in, government deparments, the diversity of races is really obvious. Maybe I'm just abit tooooo patriotic today.

But one thing will never change: I still hate government departments.

You take a number, and wait for it to appear on the ugly digital screen, and sit on tilted chairs with stains that are very disturbing looking on their cushions and bear with the steely attitude of the damn government servants who are rude to you/won't look you in the eye/order you around/doesn't smile.

AND I HATE THE HOURS AND HOURS OF WAITING!

I actually brought my Physics notes there to study. But fell asleep on the chairs and the rows are all so close to each other that when someone leans back..it creates a domino effect to the back. I was sleeping and these young primary school kids were clapping their hands and laughing and disturbing each other-physically. Kept pushing my chair and screaming in my ears. They even played with my brother's hair while he was sleeping. I turned behind and glared at them and then at their parents. Then their parents were like, "Shh, shh, dun play la... shh..". Good to know that the parents are capable of embarassment. Then IN FRONT..there was this damn couple who kept holding each other and had to swing their arms around each other... hence crumpling my newspaper in the process!! GRR!! INI TEMPAT AWAM TAU TAK!! Where are the farkin DBKL people when you need them for preventing such 'unwanted public display of affection'?

The guys manning the photostatting machine were quite weird too. There was this glass in between and we could pass our ICs to them from beneath the glass. But this very modern immigration centre didn't poke any holes in the glass. Everytime one of the guys(who resembled a very skinny, buck-toothed version of Gary from 8tv) couldn't hear me, he'd press his oily ears up against the window. 0_0

I was in a pretty bad mood because it was damn early and i have to do my passport, I mean i don't NEED my passport, such a bother. When I went to the counter, I left my newspapers on the chair and I told myself that if anybody were to steal it from me I'd scream at him and snatch it back from the person. I turned around and sure enough a man picked the papers up and sat behind and started to flip through. He caught my eye and gave me a sign asking if he could borrow the papers.. similiar to those suave man giving you a toast with their champagne glasses. He was pretty uncle-ish..but he's quite polite so i just smiled and nodded my consent. I'm still a nice person, see?

...Must study now.

Oh, get this, one random guy from ICQ sent me a message:
Roughrider: i am horny guy, want to talk about sex with an Asian hot girl... are you
the one?
Me: No. I'm a fat european woman. Go away.
Roughrider: Ok..I am so sorry for bothering. Have a nice day! bye!!
Me: thank you.

Roughrider: You welcome. :-)

geez. he wants sex and he's damn polite about it. *kau tau*

ohohohohoh.. a joke I read from the papers today..
"Why did the Malaysian cross the road?"
"why else.. to see the accident across the road, of course!"

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 3:46:59 pm
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For 3 Months, Life Will Stand Still.

As you all know, when I have terrible news, my blog won't be in its usual colours.

To top it all off, I haven't studied at ALL today. And the time now is 11 fucking 03.

Earlier in the day, when I was drying my hair, I was idly checking out who's on MSN.. and Adrian was on.. he was like, "Jo, check already or not NS.." then I said, No.. tomorrow only out what... then he's like, "Shit,I got through the line.. shit shit shit.."

Then I gave him my IC number to check for me also. I smsed the National Service sms service and apparently I didn't get. But I'm not sure if the answer is reliable or not because the results are only coming out tomorrow or something. The reply was that I didn't get. So I was like, "oh,ok.."

Whereelse Adrian told me later that I got in.. coz when he called the guy on the phone said something like, "Lai Pei Shan ya?"
He continued to ask about my personal details and asked me to call them back. Of course I tried calling them for soooo many times while I was at the post office pos-laju-ing my entry for the Seventeen 2nd Anniversary Giveaway.(I saw Mun Teng there, btw.)

It's not my fault I can't get through right?

The whole day I was laughing at Adrian telling him things like, "hahaha..as if I'll believe you.." ... Adrian is one hell of a cheeky fella. Not surprising if he's lying to me. But for a full 12 hours I've been pestering him already whether I really got in..he said yes yes.. they even asked about my marital status. Then Adrian laughed and the man on the phone said, "ini tak boleh main-main tau"..
WAHHHHHHHHHH..

CAN ANYBODY GET ME PREGNANT IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS BEFORE NS STARTS??

Ok,DADDY(read: ARTHUR LAI, read, your name here~!!dad read read read!!), I'm just joking! (My father has just discovered my blog through my brother's blog/by keying JOLENE LAI into Google) ;-_-

I don't know for sure before I get the letter but HE CALLED AND THE GUY SAID I'M IN!!!!!!
I checked m A-levels calender and the NS terms... and if I do join, the third batch will be ideal as I've just completed my A2..

But then everybody will be leaving for different universities..I'll be missing out on so many farewell parties... life will stand still without my digicam to record the life around me....!!.. My blog will become obsolete..

I've been thinking of ways that I can update from NS:
1. Write hand written entries and mail it to some trusted friend/brother(can harap or not?)
2. Get phlogger.com (blogging through sms).

I will be so sad because:

1. I will have to eat lousy food. I CAN NOT EAT CHILLI.
Good point: I will come back and scare you because I'll look like a skeleton.

2. I will have to bathe with the dirty water and in a common bathroom.
Good point: I will know what my original smell is.

3. I will not have my handphone on weekdays.
Good point: This is absurd!!!! But I'll save money.

4. I will miss my family.
Good point: I will be more polite to them when I come home.

5. My family will miss me.
Good Point: They'll spoil me more.

6. I will miss my TV!
Good Point: none, I'll still come home and watch tv. Just be thankful Homecoming has ended or not I will really bomb the government.

7. I might have to start university in January 2006 and I don't get to enjoy a full 6 months holiday where I can work somewhere cool.
Good Point: It might not be so.. my break might be for a year.

8. I will have to do physical exercise.
Good point: I don't have to throw out half my wardrobe anymore. Hallehlujah.

9. Everybody will be hanging out so much, new terms of fun will be created and I won't even be aware of it.
Good Point: My true friends will antipate my return.Muah-ha. Muah-ha.

10. I DON'T WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE FAR FAR AWAY FROM SUBANG. (unless it's the Langkawi camp..or somewhere near a beach)
Good point: my eyes are opened to a different world. BLABLABLA.

Some reasons my friends gave me:

1. Can lose weight.(kwokuang)
Mahai chauchibai... but true alsola.

2. It's after your a2 wat.(chun shiong)
I know.....but so many people will be leaving.......... damn all the farewells I'll be missing. BUAHHH.. Can i throw u all mini farewells before I go?

3. Learn surviving skills, take it as a challenge.(shian feng)
I WAS BORN INTO THE 20TH CENTURY FOR A DAMN GOOD REASON..LIFE'S NOT MEANT TO BE HARD ANYMORE.

4. Three months very short wan la.(mum)
I MISS MY MUMMY AND MY DADDY. I've never been away from home for more than 3 months.

I really hope some of my classmates get it too... though I'm not condemning any of you.. but it'd be nice to have someone who are going through the same things with me.

I'm still upset. I can't participate in after A2 plans. DAMNIT. You guys will still remember me right?

p/s: all of u who went for NS this year: Chee Kiang, yijin, chin ju, vng yan, wen bin, hsu yin, cheryl(if u ever read my blog haha.. cheryl's my aunty who's born in 86).... I know I might sound like some shithead to you.. but..
but... AT LEAST U CAN EAT CHILLI!!..:( :( :( :(

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 12:40:21 am
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Hi, my name is Jolene and if there is a question in your head, this answer will definitely answer it: I was wrong and irrational. I was being a woman.

Jolene Lai, Jolene Lai,
Came to life in January and not July,
She is 19 years of age,
Can't wait to earn her own wage,
This dental student is home sick,
Will never be in Kedah for more than three weeks.

Subang Jaya is where she's from,
The only place she'll ever call home.
Has a boyfriend, a brother and a dog,
The things she says can give you a shock.

Especially for her father, who always gets a heart attack when he reads this blog.

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