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Sunday, August 22, 2004


Backseat Swearer

It's 2.30am now and I'm just done doing two chapters of chemistry! Fark the physics chapter I had planned to cover for the night.

The day started off relatively well with me waking up at quarter to nine to go for breakfast with my mum and dad! We went to the Pit Stop for some mamak and I nearly had a coronary when my mum said that that was brunch. Dad said to mum, "Mou hak ge fei por ar.." (don't scare the fat woman).. lol.

I had chicken rice for lunch.:D

I'm proud to say that I started studying early in the day and finished one of the longest chapter in biology.. :)

I planned to attempt some probability and statistics paper later on.. but at 2.30pm I received a cheerful phone call from Mel.

"Ei, Jo, wanna go yam cha with me and Eugin?"

I hesitated abit coz it's not always I get mood like this..as in to sit down and study study study..(don't misunderstand.. my degree of studying may be a far cry to your "reading through")

So I asked mum if it's alright for me to take the car out.. and Dad said, "CAN..as long as you don't give me another 500 dollar problem."

JOY~~~~!!~!!! I CAN OFFICIALLY DRIVE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *chinks Ribena glass*

So off I went to pick Meldee up and everytime I switched lanes my heart contracted like mad.. farkin adrenaline..I'm traumatised. Damn you,Vinod the Speeder. Made it back to 15 safe and sound. Mel went to return my Take My Word For It episodes to the TVB shop. Proud of my dear Mel, her first taste of Chinese show. Even though she was just holding the cds. But hey, it's a start,no?

Did a hero parking and proceeded into a scary looking Rafis. (reason being there were some weird guys with weird hair.. some security guards from Mel's college in tight tight uniforms..).. :D While waiting for Eugin, I took out my maths paper and poised my pen on my notepad. All that was written was "Maths Stats, Page 1. 21/8/2004. Number 1.".....then I folded the paper and put it back into my bag. T_T. I'm hopeless.

Melody confided to me that she has never seen Eugin in real life before. I nearly fell off the chair laughing. I mean she called me and said, "ei wanna go yam cha with me and Eugin?" Like damn friend like that right..lol..they're only great friends through the Internet. So cyber! lol. I mean the both of them are happily paired off with other people.. but it's like a friendship derived from the internet.. lol. and they sounded like they knew each other SO well. So when Eugin walked in, Mel decided to take a gamble and give the bespectabled (be?)spiked-hair guy a wave. HAHAHA..I hissed at Mel, "You silly woman! That's not Eugin..It's my friend, er, er, EUSAN!"..

What kind of a fucking name is Eusan? I'm so lame.

Hahaha...we sat down and talked about all the funniest incidents involving our mutual friends..lol. These topics could go on for hours. Marcus-related stories were a particular favourite with Eugin. We talked loads about the langkawi trip and how hilarious it was. Well, basically it was me telling the story. Wanna know more about the infamous Langkawi Post-SPM trip.. go here. He was kind enough to pay for our drinks and mee goreng:D

Went home to complete TWO maths papers. YAY!!! Jolene so clever girl oh!!

After dinner we popped over to my grandparents' place. My cousin kwan hoong and his family were there. hahaha. We had another good laugh at my stupidity. They were watching a video of my brother's one year old birthday party in the McDonald's in Section 14.

Last night, we were over at my grandparents' and they played the video of their wedding anniversary(held last June) for the millionth time .. I was no doubt, bored senseless. I can only take so much bad lighting and noise once.

My granddad complains that my grandma likes to replay the tape whenever she's free.

They also insist that their guests watch the video. So guess what my cousin and his family were subjected to? Another round of the video. It started off with me swimming in Redang with my Aunty, then preparation for the big day, the big day....And my grandfather was explaning to me what was happening..blablabla.. and I couldn't stand it and said, "Yeayea(cantonese for grandfather, not noises-of-sarcasm), remember? I watched it yesterday already! and four more times before that!!"

As we were leaving, Dad said that by now, the neighbours could probably recite the touching speech my Aunty gave simulataneously with the tape. Somemore they have it on really loud.

If I see the tape one more time, I will scream.

There was this funny random comment my dad made in the car..

"You know when I was 21, and working in Malacca.. one day I was back home and your grandfather threw a stack of porn pics from his collection at me in conjunction with my adulthood.. I looked at it and sniffed, "Tai jor loo."(seen already looo..)..."

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha. My grandfather is soooooo innocent.

Esther, I know how you feel. So many people asked me if I'm going for the Battle Of The Bands. .. no no no no no and no. I'm not a band person. I've had enough disastrous IUs and Installs(interact and Leo) to last me a lifetime. Countless stupid bands tuning their equally stupid guitars with those annoying amps.. and then they scream and prance and think they're God-sent. Like, no thank you, fuck off please.

I remember a particularly bad experience: LEO IU 2001.. chee kiang, remember, you were the assistant OC..and Audrey, you were the OC. Oh god, there was this stupid band that just didn't want to get off. Even though the organizers tried to get them off. You're not talented ok.. please go and sit on top of the flag pole in Dataran merdeka. Sure, it'll get you noticed, but you won't be around to experience the fame.

Two of my friends were particularly interested in this whole Battle Of The Bands thingie. Namely Adrian and Gan(Pek Li). I laughed when they told me it was boring.. and mumbly..Ahaahaha.
I laughed somemore when Gan told me that the Dance Club's proposed dance nite was cancelled. What are they gonna do with all the posters and publicity? How humiliating. I saw this coming miles away..that's why I was smart enough to quit the Dance Club as secretary.. the way the meetings were handled, like, Oh God.
Not to say I was any great input, but you get my picture. 

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 4:32:45 am
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Friday, August 20, 2004


Scratch Me Please

Some days, I'm just a little bit daft in the head.

After fetching E-guy home from tuition yesterday,(my mum driving.. mind you.;( and exchanging msn contacts with him, I went home to go online and he came online and we acknowledged each other and I left the chatbox opened for awhile. Suddenly this guy with the nick Kamikaze mesged me telling that he liked my nick: "Miss Lai, for fuck's sake, you can't see your toes already. Please stop eating.".. and I thought his nick sounded abit Japanesey and assumed it was E-Guy. We carried on talking about some general things friends would ask me about.. (how're the parents and the car..etc.etc).. and then suddenly he piped up, "Ei your grandparents are at my house."

And I was like, "yea, yea, lol.."
Why would my grandparents be at E-guy's house?
Then I said, "er, why the lame joke?"
and then he went, "huh?"
then I said, "haha, my grandparents at your house..hahaha..whatever for.."
and then he said, "really wan..!"
then I was like, "Ok fine! What's my grandma's name?"
And he said, "OMFG..maggie?!?!"
and I was like, "WAHT?!!! my grandfather then?!!"
and he's like.. "HENRY?!!!"
then I was like, "No way.. NO WAY..!!! HOW ARE THEY CONNECTED TO YOU..?!!"
and then he said, "OMG..I don't want to talk to you jor.."
then I said, "omg!!!"
then he said, "fine, you don't believe, call your grandfather..!"

So fine, I called. Then my grandmother picked my grandfather's phone up and said, "ei! we're at Aunty Adeline's house..!".. and then I glanced up at the email add (why_me_leh@msn.com).. and I was like, ARGH!! It's My Cousin Hoong Hoong!!!! lol..

I scolded him for making me waste my credit and the both of us could not stop laughing at my stupidity. HO HO HO.

I'm actually wasting time here, and going for my Biology practical exam later... Ahh.. scared scared..!!

LAst night, Amanda's computer crashed and she desperately needed to complete her essay. So she came over and spent a couple of hours with me.:)

Hehe, looks like we talked as much as we studied. Which is a good thing. It could've easily outweighed one another. I really appreciate company in times like these. Impending doom and all.. I'm referring to my trial exams.

Wish me luck for later! :)

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 11:14:20 am
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Wednesday, August 18, 2004


Holes With Friction

Have I not already mentioned that my Astro has, well, Gone With The Wind? I hate it when the workmanship is shoddy and the dish displaces easily. And today is the last episode for my tvb show, Take My Word For It...! Nooooo.. and my mother is still doubtful about letting me drive to 15 to rent the episodes. For the last time, it wasn't my fault!! I have deduced that he was in fact, speeding.

Today is the first practical examination of my life and surprisingly it went smoothly. Our experiment consisted of: GUESS WHAT?!!.. Oscillations! Man, I totally did not see that coming. I mean of ALL the experiments in the book, and they gave us oscillations? Man..!

I'm being sarcastic okay? We've been watching pendulums swinging from side to side, metre rules swinging from side to side.. cardboard papers swinging from side to side...basically anything else that has a mass and that can be fixed onto a retort stand to oscillate for the entire time I've been in A-levels.

My table-mate(er?) was Garrick, who during the 15 minutes before the paper started, typed F(the symbol for miu)CK in his calculator and showed it to me. I gave a polite laugh and wanted to type back "Garrick is a naughty boy" but realized that only the older model has a wider range of alphabets. Typing "F(the symbol for miu)CK (the symbol for miu) 2" in return is just too creative beyond words.

After the practical(which went well, thank god), we proceeded to my locker to retrieve all three of our handphones and I had apparently changed the combo on the lock without realizing it.. Bwaaaa.. I had to get a guy from Student Services to come with a lock cutter but Barry the Professional Thief-Can-Be managed to unlock it. Barry The Hero. Jolene IQ Zero.

After that, Chien and I went for lunch with Mel, Vjay and Adrian! Haha, Adrian gave us full detail about their night out in Bangsar. Such sordid details. About how they thought Yijin poo-ed in bed..read Barry's Blog for more "Info".. EW YIJIN EW!! And that he didn't want to bathe in the morning too..! EW EW EW!!

All this over Mushroom Swiss Doubles in Burger King somemore... *hurL*
Chien was very nice to bring up the issue of my secondary boobs when we were discussing about weight problems.:)

I was bored late last night,(WHILST I WAS STUDYING OK..)..so..

I suddenly remembered SPM Stress and how some people reacted to it..


This was Amanda, who admitted that she would control her soft toys and make them teach each other chemistry...


This would be Chee Kiang, who thought me this dance to remember which reaction belongs to which electrode.. "katod,katod to the left.."..."anod, anod to the right..".. lol...


And this would be me, looking out the window from my bedroom as I hung onto the curtains singing "On top of spaggheti..all covered with cheese.." and swayed side to side after some intense studying one sunny afternoon.(days from the SPM trials)


A picture of Angel with pegs on her hair... my brother took this picture. I found it in the camera. I have nothing to do with this. Angel, I feel your pain. (oops, no, not that I've ever been ... clipped by pegs before.. AHEM... er.. Heh... :P)

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 5:55:20 pm
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