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Friday, August 20, 2004


Scratch Me Please

Some days, I'm just a little bit daft in the head.

After fetching E-guy home from tuition yesterday,(my mum driving.. mind you.;( and exchanging msn contacts with him, I went home to go online and he came online and we acknowledged each other and I left the chatbox opened for awhile. Suddenly this guy with the nick Kamikaze mesged me telling that he liked my nick: "Miss Lai, for fuck's sake, you can't see your toes already. Please stop eating.".. and I thought his nick sounded abit Japanesey and assumed it was E-Guy. We carried on talking about some general things friends would ask me about.. (how're the parents and the car..etc.etc).. and then suddenly he piped up, "Ei your grandparents are at my house."

And I was like, "yea, yea, lol.."
Why would my grandparents be at E-guy's house?
Then I said, "er, why the lame joke?"
and then he went, "huh?"
then I said, "haha, my grandparents at your house..hahaha..whatever for.."
and then he said, "really wan..!"
then I was like, "Ok fine! What's my grandma's name?"
And he said, "OMFG..maggie?!?!"
and I was like, "WAHT?!!! my grandfather then?!!"
and he's like.. "HENRY?!!!"
then I was like, "No way.. NO WAY..!!! HOW ARE THEY CONNECTED TO YOU..?!!"
and then he said, "OMG..I don't want to talk to you jor.."
then I said, "omg!!!"
then he said, "fine, you don't believe, call your grandfather..!"

So fine, I called. Then my grandmother picked my grandfather's phone up and said, "ei! we're at Aunty Adeline's house..!".. and then I glanced up at the email add (why_me_leh@msn.com).. and I was like, ARGH!! It's My Cousin Hoong Hoong!!!! lol..

I scolded him for making me waste my credit and the both of us could not stop laughing at my stupidity. HO HO HO.

I'm actually wasting time here, and going for my Biology practical exam later... Ahh.. scared scared..!!

LAst night, Amanda's computer crashed and she desperately needed to complete her essay. So she came over and spent a couple of hours with me.:)

Hehe, looks like we talked as much as we studied. Which is a good thing. It could've easily outweighed one another. I really appreciate company in times like these. Impending doom and all.. I'm referring to my trial exams.

Wish me luck for later! :)

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 11:14:20 am
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Wednesday, August 18, 2004


Holes With Friction

Have I not already mentioned that my Astro has, well, Gone With The Wind? I hate it when the workmanship is shoddy and the dish displaces easily. And today is the last episode for my tvb show, Take My Word For It...! Nooooo.. and my mother is still doubtful about letting me drive to 15 to rent the episodes. For the last time, it wasn't my fault!! I have deduced that he was in fact, speeding.

Today is the first practical examination of my life and surprisingly it went smoothly. Our experiment consisted of: GUESS WHAT?!!.. Oscillations! Man, I totally did not see that coming. I mean of ALL the experiments in the book, and they gave us oscillations? Man..!

I'm being sarcastic okay? We've been watching pendulums swinging from side to side, metre rules swinging from side to side.. cardboard papers swinging from side to side...basically anything else that has a mass and that can be fixed onto a retort stand to oscillate for the entire time I've been in A-levels.

My table-mate(er?) was Garrick, who during the 15 minutes before the paper started, typed F(the symbol for miu)CK in his calculator and showed it to me. I gave a polite laugh and wanted to type back "Garrick is a naughty boy" but realized that only the older model has a wider range of alphabets. Typing "F(the symbol for miu)CK (the symbol for miu) 2" in return is just too creative beyond words.

After the practical(which went well, thank god), we proceeded to my locker to retrieve all three of our handphones and I had apparently changed the combo on the lock without realizing it.. Bwaaaa.. I had to get a guy from Student Services to come with a lock cutter but Barry the Professional Thief-Can-Be managed to unlock it. Barry The Hero. Jolene IQ Zero.

After that, Chien and I went for lunch with Mel, Vjay and Adrian! Haha, Adrian gave us full detail about their night out in Bangsar. Such sordid details. About how they thought Yijin poo-ed in bed..read Barry's Blog for more "Info".. EW YIJIN EW!! And that he didn't want to bathe in the morning too..! EW EW EW!!

All this over Mushroom Swiss Doubles in Burger King somemore... *hurL*
Chien was very nice to bring up the issue of my secondary boobs when we were discussing about weight problems.:)

I was bored late last night,(WHILST I WAS STUDYING OK..)..so..

I suddenly remembered SPM Stress and how some people reacted to it..


This was Amanda, who admitted that she would control her soft toys and make them teach each other chemistry...


This would be Chee Kiang, who thought me this dance to remember which reaction belongs to which electrode.. "katod,katod to the left.."..."anod, anod to the right..".. lol...


And this would be me, looking out the window from my bedroom as I hung onto the curtains singing "On top of spaggheti..all covered with cheese.." and swayed side to side after some intense studying one sunny afternoon.(days from the SPM trials)


A picture of Angel with pegs on her hair... my brother took this picture. I found it in the camera. I have nothing to do with this. Angel, I feel your pain. (oops, no, not that I've ever been ... clipped by pegs before.. AHEM... er.. Heh... :P)

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 5:55:20 pm
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Monday, August 16, 2004


Perfect Triangles

*holds on to bladder in desperation*
This is one of my first times blogging from the college library..:D But most of my entries are freaking boring(ahem) when I blog from the library.

The fact that I plan to attend a talk by NUS later ..say, 15 minutes later? So does not help make this any exciting.

Su-hsien is peering at me and correcting my english. *grrrr..shoots daggers at hsien*

So I'll just amuse you with what wonderful friends I have.:) I have a distribution list in my phone entitled 'mengadu' which consists of a couple of wonderful friends who will here me whine and know what i'm whining about without asking the cause of it. :)
Bless you all.:)

=D The first message went something like deforming the annoying human's face with my folder if the annoying human so much as open the annoying human's mouth. Yes. It has come to this point.

The second message consisted of them trying to defend me...one being a future lawyer ..what with all the divorce..ahahha.. and the other one suggesting the future-lawyer to help. My message back to them was something about me rather plucking my boobs out and putting them on a shelf and turning my pussy lips inside out and chanting whatever traumatised nuns chant.

One of my 'mengadu' list members' message back to me was "forgive and forget".
Nope, no can do. Happens everytime. Constant reminder, how to forget? Therefore, cannot forgive. I'm getting all irrational. But that's just how it is. *sticks tongue out*

By the way, David asked me to blog about how his MATHS teacher forgot to zip her pants up.
Hee haw, can see your panties wor.

Ok, let me go pee now and get inspired by the NUS people:)

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 3:46:56 pm
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Hi, my name is Jolene and if there is a question in your head, this answer will definitely answer it: I was wrong and irrational. I was being a woman.


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