Despite the beginning of my exams, I did tell myself to sleep at about 12am or latest 1am but no such luck. Constantly going to bed at earlier 4am and then downing a bottle of Chicken Herbal Essence the next morning on an empty stomach before going into the examination hall is a no-no.

Throughout the examination I would usually be found sitting with my legs tucked under my bum. I don't think my classmates will mind because they all know me well enough for me to be unprim-and-unproper. When I am already frustrated with the bloody paper, at least let me be comfortable damnit!

However, my greatest nightmare about examinations would be having to shit oh so badly during a 3 hour paper. It's like you're rushing to finish the paper and yet the mofo stool in your tummy keeps banging on your abdominal walls. How to do your work you tell me?

I did try to have a good shit before all my papers. But sometimes you will forget, you see. :(

But I realised it has happened to me almost every time I sit for a major exam in the past 3 years. SPM not included lah. This started after SPM.

I realised that it was actually because I was nervous. Contractions in my abdominal regions were increased when I got nervous hence this intense need to go take a crap. Very kesian one I tell you. It's very distracting.

I did google it though. Apparently it's IBS(Irritable Bowel Syndrome). Sigh. I wonder if there's a cure for it.

Imagine, if I get nervous during my wedding day, I'm like, "DAMNIT, gotta take a crap." and then rush to the toilet in my wedding gown. .... somemore the gown is white. uh-oh.

Or when I give birth for the first time. Doctor says, "PUSH MISS LAI PUSH!"

...eh... apa nih Miss Lai all..lol. Damnit, cannot cannot. Can't still be a "MISS" when I have my first child right? My father will kill me and disown me. lol

So I'll be so nervous and will probably crap out the baby and some poo as well.

Actually I wanted to blog about how I overdosed on tau foo fah. I came down with a bad case of diarrhoea after my dentistry paper and the mere mention, scent or sight of tau foo fah would rouse these nauseous feeling in me. I've been eating two tubs of tau foo fah for the past 2 weeks every. single. day. 





I wanted to blog about the goodness of the tau foo fah, but can't bring myself to look at the photos or else I'd puke all over the computer. But since I took the photos a couple of weeks ago I might as well put it all up.



However I've become quite good friends with the Uncle who sells the tau foo fah.



To the point where I would even ask him to reserve two tubs for me everyday.

Then suddenly one morning I woke up and just thinking about tau foo fah makes me want to vomit.



Was quite bad, breaking the news to the Uncle. Well serves him right for always bullying me by telling me that he forgot to reserve my tau foo fah for me. Jokes get old very very fast. Once I even sort of believed him and walked back to Lie Yuen's car and he chased after me with the tau foo fah.


-I know I am disgusting, bite me.-

I can't even bring myself to go near his stall so I would usually stay in the car when Lie Yuen goes down to buy her Kwai Lin Kou(some black jelly). The Uncle thought I was angry at him. Please. :) So Lie Yuen told him I had diarrhoea.. and that he needn't save me anymore tau foo fah. The poor man looked pretty crestfallen.


But his tau foo fah was quite nice lah, when I was loving it.



Love the clothe wrapping the covers.


His soyabean is quite nice as welll.. very sweet smelling.


You can either have it with white or brown sugar.


Mmmm..milky goodness.


His wares.


The tau foo fah comes with ice!


See, he purposely reserved two tubs worth of tau foo fah for me.


I used to love this.


I editted the photo when I was still in love with tau foo fah.


His business is quite good.. so we have to go early if we want to get our tau foo fah or soya bean.


Nice shot.


Since the worst of the exams are over, I've decided to clean my room! YES FINALLY!


See the craziness.


That's two halves of a dead insect, a whole dead insect, a wing, my dandruff and a bit of haw flake crumb(you know that red biscuit thing..).. found it all on my desk while I was tidying up.


While I was studying last night, I came across a reallllly old reminder amidst my biochemistry notes. LOL. So appropriate.


Clearing my room, I found four month old digestive biscuits in a container, 2 months old famous amos and 1 month old Kjeaksdjkasjd... ah screw it, what's it called again?


see how dirty my table is? Those are mostly dead insects.


Found two dead beetles as well. And a couple of moths.


Spring cleaning to the max. Damn spiders.


I was throwing spiders into the toilet bowl.


Can you see one trying to climb out?


TADA!! Okay or not??:P

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I was having dinner at one of the three coffeeshops that we usually go to with a few of the classmates.

Brenda who is pretty caught up with blogging as well would usually indulge in conversation with me about the latest going-ons in the blogosphere.

Since she doesn't have internet at her rented room here in Sungai Petani, I briefed her about the latest going-ons. The obvious ones aside, I also told her that HER troll, Your Limpeh, has kindly paid my blog a visit as well.

Brenda: WAH THAT ASSHOLE ASK HIM TO FUCK HIMSELF MAN.
Me: Yalo, ask me to Zh'ng my face somemore.
Brenda: WAH HE ASK WHETHER WANT TO BRING LUBRICANT SO THAT HE CAN COME AND FUCK ME OR NOT.
Me: At least he wants to fuck you ma. Haha. What he has been saying is FAR from anything about fucking with me.
Brenda: I HOPE HIS DICK FALLS OFF. HE IS SO PERVERTED.
Me: At least he finds you attractive enough to be perverted ma. He doesn't even let me go near his balls.

LOL. That's the difference between both of us. I sound so calm because I'm a veteran kena-flamer and she's just had her first taste of trolls. :) But Brenda does sound quite loud and talks very fast when she's pissed. Heh.

We've long given up on clearing the mess since it is usually really ripe papayas that comes crashing down all over the place. Most of them are in an advanced stage of decay already and some have even disappeared. LOL. Eaten or vapourised, I'm not sure.

But two green papayas dropped next to the gate a couple of evenings ago. Lie Yuen and I decided to kick the two papayas all the way to the dumpster.

I remember some minutes thing going on at the Match replays on the world cup's official website. (Yes, I actually go to see the highlights of the match videos.:))


The papaya decided to roll under Lishen's car instead. :(


Lie Yuen decided that my legs were long enough to get the papaya out.


Digging digging.


Damn papaya


But alas, I managed. :)


Let's continue kicking!


Obviously you don't expect me to touch that dusty papaya with my own bare hands?


Oh yeah, we had to dispose off the papaya leaf as well. It looked quite pretty in the morning actually. Like a four leaf clover newly descended right in front of our gate, with morning dew dotting it and the sunlight's reflection bouncing off....but it didn't do much to our luck with the physiology papers anyway. -_-


And so people, that's just me, acting like me, an extra horrible photo of me, but I think I quite like this picture because I'm having fun. :) I don't really care how I look on this blog as this blog chronicles me and my everyday nonsense.


Another shot at the papaya ball. Lai goes in for another pass..


Sadly the papaya doesn't take off from the ground when I kick it. It just keeps rolling.


Heading towards the dumpster.


Oh hello!:) *Papaya neglected to pose for the camera*


The game continues.


Lie Yuen was also kicking her own papaya ball.


It's a little dangerous though to continue kicking the papaya ball blindly. We had to wait for some cars to pass by first before crossing the road. Mummy always teach one.


Heh.:)


But by the time we got to the dumpster, neither of us wanted to pick the papaya up and throw it in the dumpster. LOL. So dirty and sandy and muddy. Eww.

Oooh, I've been addicted to this video alot recently. It's Mad TV's parody of the Moulin Rouge's Lady Marmalade video. I think I replayed it like 10 times. LOL. And when I am eating, studying,shitting, sleeping..all that replays in my head is this stupid video. Hahaha. Do search for the original Lady Marmalade video. I'm still very impressed with the original video. :)




I'm on a Mad TV binge. I LOVE BUNNY SWAN.

Don't say I didn't invite, if you didn't see this post, don't fret about losing out on this Blogmeet.

editted: It'll be nicer if you know a thing or two about the local blogosphere and have more than a few friends in the scene and have been blog hopping about. I mean it'll be quite silly for strangers to gather at one place and just stare at each other with naught to say? eh? Or if you're a frequent blog hopper wanting to befriend some of the faces behind the blogs, then come on over!

What I'm trying to say is that, it's pointless if you come and then realise that you don't know anybody at all at the meet. So it'll be good for you to do abit of bloghopping around prior to the meet, if you're keen on it! :) To start you off: head on to the blogs of all those who came for the previous meet.[Link is given at the bottom..the Justin's permalink collection link..yea click on that]

Hopefully in a while, a list of the attendees can be put up. It'll help if you can leave your name in my comments. :) Then those who will be going for the meet can click on your blog and see who you are and then pee their pants in anticipation about getting to meet you.

The plan is to meet up at Burger King, KLCC and then when it's less sunny, we'll head out to the park and take crazy crazy photos ala senior pages for school year books. If the guards wanna chase us away we'll just say, "Alaa, tingkatan5 majalah punya ma..."

Psst. Don't let Smashpop do the talking. The last time he talked to the female security guard at Mid Valley he said to her, "Kalau kita tak boleh ambil gambar di MidValley..boleh kita ambil gambar bersama you?"

-_- *Jolene goes and hides face*

Details:

Venue: Burger King, KLCC

Time: 3pm - till a period of enough trigger happy moments.

Date: 29th of July 2006

I think I should give this meet a theme:

"Camwhorers In The Park!" Hahaha.. Ok, shoot me.

Most of the people from the previous meet will be there and a few other interested ones have aired their interest in attending.

(If I can convince our Blogging Tai Kor to come also that'll be good lah. Anyway he mentioned that he was interested and asked me when's the next meet. So, yeah. keep our fingers crossed that he'll be able to make it.).

Who wanna guess who's our blogging tai kor?

By the way, if those of you who remember my dad's reaction about me going for blog meets, it's cool now because as long as I go with real life friends whom I trust and have known for years..that's good. :) And a few of my real life friends(who are in the scene) will be coming along, so..yeah. Problems solved.

If you wanna know *WHAT* do people get up to at these kinda 'dos, then head over to Justin's grand collection of all the permalinks covering the 29th of April meet.

Is it just me or is there just something about having meets on the 29th?

I'll be MIA-ing for awhile. Exams+Diarrhoea. SO not the way to go.

Will probably be back, when....I cannot tahan. wahhaha.

p/s: Eh you other bloggers who are interested to come for the meet, the least you can do is put up a post regarding this event k?

p/ss: Do leave a comment here if you're interested in coming, at least we have a rough idea about how many people are coming and can do a chance of venues if the crowd gets too big.