See the rationale?

And guys? I will pimp you if I'm the one who asks you for your permission. I've accepted requests from people close to me because, well they are close to me. *hugs those who are close to me* If I don't know you very well.. it's just not fun to pimp lah. But from now on, requests are closed. My email address is solely for obtaining more information on my sweet bachelor boys.

Peace.

I'm sorry if I've been playing dangle-the-carrot-in-front-of-the-bunnies for too long, but I need to wait for the enthusiasm to settle in before I attempt another post right? I've been scouring high and low for my single guy friends. And some friends even requested to be pimped. Whoever who requests get their mugs up first.

What I'm trying to do is just to put your everyday-boy-next door type out to the market and highlight things about them that I've noticed. It's fun because I know these boys, and I know them well. Though some I've only known for awhile, I try my best to highlight that sweet little something that all girls desire in their ideal guy.

However, no pimptress photos this time around. :P I left my hat back in Kedah so the effect just won't be the same without it. Next round there'll be photos of your lovely pimptress..and business has been VERY GOOD. I've even bought myself a shawl to go with the whole Lady Mafia Boss look. Hahaha.

Yee Hou got the ball rolling(just like Calvin in the previous post) so his face will get to go up first.;)

Tan Yee Hou is a 19 year old business student in Monash Malaysia. However, I've only known him for less than a month but I'll try to highlight what I have observed. Eager, sweet and willing, the perfect candidate to tie up in bed get to know. Hehe. As far as I know, he is not those ugh-i'm-not-talking-to-you-plain jane arrogant types. These breed of men is fast disappearing from the face of the Earth.  

Can you help him?

For more information on Yee Hou..
Please email me at jolenelai@gmail.com with the subject: Tantalizing Tan Yee Hou

I need more men.

So I scrolled through my MSN list and frantically messaging a handful at a go, "OEI STILL SINGLE KE..?".. lol. What a way to start off conversations. Tsk, tsk. Some tact.

Victim number 1:

Miss Lai: MATTY ARE U STILL SINGLE.....
Miss Lai: matttttyyyeeeeeeewwww *NUDGE*
Matthew: hie hiee!  lol sorry, your nudges are ineffective, muahahaha being single  
               is no crime. *pokes*
Miss Lai: Are you still single?! Question! Hahaha Answer me!!
Matthew: Well yea, no want ones.
Miss Lai: LOL Bullshit, if I am single, you'd be in trouble. Listen. Go read my blog.
Matthew: *whinnnes*
Miss Lai: I want to pimp you as a sexy bachelor on my blog.
Matthew: What's that? Pardon my ignorance. Riggght... that's not gonna work.
               *pokes you again* wah you gave them all little nicknames.
Miss Lai: Yeah, you'll get yours too. M.... mm.. I'll think of something. Magnificient
               Matthew or Magical Matthew.
Matthew: Ceh wah! I like..no wait, not the magical one.


Matthew Ong Yi Khai. 21 years old Mass Communication student in Taylor's College Petaling Jaya and is currently doing his internship with NTV7. A lad who appreciates the finer things in life, the finer music, the finer wine,...the list goes on. Did I mention that he sings extremely well? He was the voice coach for the cast of Taylor's College's Society of Performing Arts' 2004 Production: Hip Hopera. Some of you may have heard of The ComeBackKings. They played a huge role in putting up Hip Hopera for the masses. Matthew is down to earth, a very very important criteria.


With camwhoring abilities such as these, his photography skills are amazing as well.
Hop over to his blog to see more photos! (His link can be found on my side bar).


I like the fact that he is humble and is always eager to be friendly to you.
Confession on my part: I was the make up artist for Hip Hopera 2004 and Matthew had a part in the play. So I thought he was damn cute and decided to do his make up. At the same time, I took the opportunity to molest his face because I had to "uh, smudge the blusher abit more.." and caressed his cheeks and chin and nose........didn't wanna wash hand after that. Wakakakkaa.


And com'n, who can resist a guy with a sense of humour?!

For more information on Matthew..
Please email me at jolenelai@gmail.com with the subject: MAGICAL Matthew. (HAHAHA, I win, matthew. As it is MY blog after all.)

Victim/Sweet Bachelor Number 2:

Miss Lai: Korkorbear!!! Are you still single?!!
Dennis: Hey Joeybear..Yea why?
Miss Lai: YAYY..
Dennis: You not in single club also why you yay?
Miss Lai:can I pimp you on my blog? I've gotten Josh in on it too. I'm looking
              for nice single guy friends.
Dennis: Wtf?!
Miss Lai: HAHAHAH EXACTLY HIS REACTION.
Dennis: Wtf what do you mean pimp? You wanna pimp your KKB?!!
Miss Lai: hahaha haiyo go see my blog la
Dennis: How can you do this to me?
Miss Lai: It'll put a smile on the other bears' faces.(We are part of one happy bear family. Long story.)
Dennis: LOL Jo jo jo jo jo...you are really something special. Yeah, it's a good
             laugh. .....BUT I DON'T WANNA BE A GOOD LAUGH!!! Lol..okok la do
             whatever you want. You want my pic ar?
Miss Lai: HAHAHA..I want i want.. YAY. I make the girls so so happy. Sexy Dennis.
              Yummey.


Dennis Chan Fong Hoong.A 22 year old who is just fresh out from ACCA(professional accounting course.. no matter how many times he explains it to me, it still goes out my other ear). This guy is like the big brother I never had. I used to have SO MUCH respect for him(not that I've ever stopped respecting him) that I never dared to do my dirty jokes on him.. hahaha it's a whole different story now though. Popular, smart, sincere... heck, he was a LIVING legend in my primary school. Being the head prefect of SRSS19 back in 1996, this little puny 9 year old student was already in awe of The Dennis Chan Of SRSS19 Subang Jaya.

Reliable, street smart, the perfect gentleman, the perfect son in law......

There is NOT a single mother/grandmother in my gang of friends that is not madly in love with him. I am serious. Melody's grandmother is a good example for one.

To add to the effect, I interviewed my own mother.

Me: Mum, what do you think of Dennis?
Mum: Obedient...well mannered..pleasant.


Did you know that he had a modelling stint once? *snigger snigger together-gether with Melody who had an Internship with Seventeen*
Many thanks to Miss Tham Wai Ping for the photo!! (She was the only one online at 1.30am who seemed most likely to collect every issue of Seventeen Magazine.:P We love girly magazines!! My copy is back in Kedah..so I had to ask her to help me out.:))


I don't know about you, but being funny is so so so important in a guy. If you're not funny, please go die. :) But so far all the guys I've pimped are fun and funny. Hence they get pimped, because, they're worth it. :)

For more information on Dennis,
Please email me at jolenelai@gmail.com with the subject: Divine Dennis

Victim/Sexy Bachelor 4:

Miss Lai: Shall I Pimp You?!?!
Guan Lim: Hello.
Miss Lai: Hello? Can I pimp you?
Guan Lim: What's the matteR? I just pangsai-ed. What pimp? You are selling
                 bachelors ar?
Miss Lai: Hahaha ya. Are you one?
Guan Lim: Yea I'm one. What are you gonna write about me? I've only met you like
                 three times. Aren't you gonna interview me first or something?
Miss Lai: Okayyyeee...what are you studying? What are your qualities? How would
               you please a woman?
Guan Lim: hahahha..your new blog idea is so wtf. What else you want to know? I
                 was born on the 29th of October 1986..
Miss Lai: Haiyo no need so detailed lah. What are your qualities? What are your
               promises to a woman?
Guan Lim: My philosophy is like buddhist. Promise nothing therefore deliver
                 everything. Not like *not good to say other people's religion*, promise
                 everything and deliver nothing.
Miss Lai: Hahahahha set.
Guan Lim: If you're gonna write about me, it has to be goddamn fucking long.
Miss Lai: *rolls eyes*
Guan Lim: If not wasted all my effort of being sold. Ok more questions pls.
Miss Lai: Cis. I invite you dah kira honoured lah! Bising!! Okay, what are you 
               looking for in a girl?
Guan Lim: My dream girl? Oh well I'm a sad case person. When lighting strikes, I'll
                 like that someone for a long long time. The girl who can make me smile.
                 The girl who can make my heart beat damn fast, is who I am looking for.
Miss Lai: Okay, great.
Guan Lim: More questions please. my profile not half done also.
Miss Lai: YOU'RE NOT GETTING A WHOLE NOVEL LA!!!


Ng Guan Lim is a 20 years old economic and finance student in Hong Kong University in well, Hong Kong! HONG KONG! Whoever goes to beautiful Hong Kong to study? Some people are just so lucky. Eloquent, articulate and talkative are definitely qualities you would find in Guan Lim. As you can tell from the above conversation script, he is a big ngam cham. hahaha.
If you're worried about silent moments or awkward gaps in conversation, this fella can fill them up with his various stories.

Like there was once when I bumped into him at my local hair salon, and he sat next to me (while I was getting my hair washed) and entertained me with all his Hong Kong anecdotes. LOL.


Guan Lim is a well mannered, well spoken young fella.



This is his current hairstyle by the way. The whole Shaolin Monk thing must be something hot in Hong Kong now.*pimptress is NOT in touch with Hong Kong fashion*

For more information on Guan Lim,
Please email me at jolenelai@gmail.com with the subject as: Gimme Guan Lim

ALRIGHT folks, sorry for the long wait. I have like another 4-8 more bachelors to pimp. So, I'll be back. In the mean time I hope to post more personal posts too.:P

I have lined up quite a number of guys(heck, I even have to divide them into batches... I think 4 guys per post is ideal. Not too few, not too many.) for you girls. It was quite fun going around my MSN messenger and starting off conversations with "HOI..ARE YOU STILL SINGLE?!!"

So stay tuned!

In the mean time, the pimptress(how to spell ah actually? Pimpstress or pimptress??) needs to set her priorities straight. :) Studies come first yeah, sorry girls. (and gay boys, if there are any).

Besides pimping guyfriends and studying, I've been experiencing period pains(I have to blog this because I usually refer to my previous blog entries to see when my last period arrived. Very useful.) and cooking dinner almost every other night. Lie Yuen and I even invited Andy, Pei Zhi and Xin Yi over for dinner. Hehehehe.


Pei Zhi posing with the home cooked food.


Lie Yuen cooked her trademark dish. I have to say that it was sort of my fault that she had to repeat it as I used up all the prawns and she wanted to cook some with her eggs.


Four drumsticks.. but paiseh to share among six people. So we shredded the chicken.


Ta-da!! First fry the onion rings with garlic. Marinate the prawns with sugar and salt and after that wash it off before throwing it in to the pan to cook together with the onion rings. A few dollops of oyster sauce is added. Followed by much more tomato sauce to make the gravy. Mmm. Garnish with spring onions for aesthetic purposes.

My mother teach me one. :) *beams proudly*

AND IT TASTES GOOD OKAY. ASK LIE YUEN!


Nothing so difficult about this. I made mixed vegetables and threw in bits of luncheon meat for that meaty taste.


l-r: Andy who is in doubt of our cooking, Pei Zhi, Xin Yi and fellow chef Lie Yuen.

For desert we had konyaku jelly!!


Blue tray for Longan. Red tray for Strawberry. Green tray for Kiwi. Pure coincidence.


I even bought plastic cupcake cups to make my jellies.


Ready to be popped into the fridge to chill.


After a tiring day at university, cups and cups of konyaku jelly awaits in the depths of the fridge to appease your tastebuds. Ahhh.

More pickings tomorrow:)

*

It all started with Calvin demanding to me on MSN, "EYYyy!! Don't I get one of those free bachelor advertistments?! Don't I?!!"

So I thought..hahaha ah what the heck, and decided to find some nice photos of him and do this sweet single guy a favour.

Thought I should at least look the part of a pimptress. Yeah, nice hat I know. I needed a new hairband and I can never resist stupid things. Hence.

*flexes fingers* Now..


The ever so dashing, single and AMBIGUOUSLY available Calvin Ho Voon Chan is currently pursuing his second year as a Business student at Help University, majoring in marketing. This 20 year old lad who hails from Damansara Jaya, as I have observed(No, I am not the one on the receiving end.. but I won't go into details, must respect people's privacy), is quite the gentleman every girl is searching for. He would be the type who will treat you like a princess whenever he is by your side. He is selfless, unsissy and non-egoistic. As described by a fan friend of his.


I can guarantee you that he knows how to put a smile on your face and if you're the lucky lady who gets an invitation to live happily ever after with him, you'll get the marriage proposal of your dreams. He'll probably be one of those who will film the whole proposal while doing something really really romantic. *sigh*
For more information on Calvin..
Email me at jolenelai@gmail.com, with the subject: Chivalrous Calvin.

A'right, the following victims of mine have been recruited by me. But no worries girls, I only pimp the ones sans emotional baggage. Better for the business you see.


Lok Weng Lum, as you can see, moves with high society. At 19 years of age, he has elegance, charm and the amazing ability to bitch WITH you about anything under the sun. Perhaps one of the few remaining guys who has no problems reading girls' minds. I can tell, I have the gift, you see. Most guys get a slap on their heads for being "Ugh, men", but Weng Lum has the gift to communicate with women you see.Not just all that sweet talk bullshit but actual things that you can relate to. It's a rare trait to find in men.


And I think it says it all when I tell you that he loves children. Especially your children.
For more information on Weng Lum..
Email me at jolenelai@gmail.com, with the subject: Wild Weng Lum


I know you want more.


Daryl Seow Li Sheng. This 20 year old car enthusiast is currently under a scholarship with Mercedes Benz and is a Mercedes Benz technician. Just how many little boys get to fulfill their dreams? (Safe for Yummy Yijin the pilot in my previous post). This guy has a heart of gold and is a perfect candidate for those of you who are looking for a strong, solid and long lasting relationship.


Don't mind that beautiful girl there, she's just a friend. A friend of mine as well, ehehe, that's Gaya by the way.
Daryl is sweet, funny and talks alot of cock but that's what fun is all about right? He has an extremely big heart and is able to love you whole heartedly, just like how a woman should be treated.
For more information on Daryl..
Please email me at jolenelai@gmail.com, with the subject: Dashing Daryl


No? Still fussy?


Allow me to present to you the final candidate of the four...
..is a friendly 19 going on 20 year old Johor boy called Chun Leen. He was Chee Kiang's room mate when they were studying in Temasek Junior College, Singapore together under their ASEAN scholarship. So do not worry girls, he is a brilliant boy, your parents will LOVE him. Besides, he is INDIRECTLY Jolene-trained. High quality stuff.

Since Chee Kiang is my boyfriend, and Chun Leen was his room mate and hence CKs good habits might have been instilled in Chun Leen as well.


He hopes to do Law in the National University of Singapore and I'm sure he'll be a fantastic lawyer at that. His best quality is that he is an extremely friendly person and fun loving as well. Works well for a first date, don't you think? And of course, subsequence dates till you live happily ever after.
For more information on Chun Leen..
Please email me at jolenelai@gmail.com with the subject: Charming Chun Leen.


Till the next round of cheeky single boys who have given me permission to pimp them in such a manner.
By the way, I only find it entertaining to pimp my own friends. LOL, I don't care if it doesn't entertain you, as long as it entertains me. And maybe, hopefully, someone actually takes these pimpages(I created that word, yes) seriously and sends in an email requesting for more information on the boys. Ehehe.