My lizard room mate is damn cool.

Only thing is that I get a bit freaked out when I sleep at night because the left side of my bed is touching the wall and the wall is the same wall that the lizard roams on.

It's so weird that it's been over a month and it's still staying there, happily killing bugs.

It doesn't do cockroaches though.

I think I should name it. I've got a soft spot for it liao. When i'm waiting for people to reply me on MSN, I'll stare at it as it cocks its head up and down and looks out for more bugs to it. Sometimes I even pick out tiny flying insects from the window sill and stick it to the wall so that my room mate lizard can put on a show for me.

The lizard which has taken up permanent residence in my room.


Going back to its home which is behind the ink refills. I'm treating it nice by cleaning its shit from behind the table every now and then. Okay, I'm lying. I've not gotten around to cleaning it yet.


Sometimes it goes and chill beside my bedside lamp.

Okay.. for those of you who have a queasy stomach, scroll down as quickly as you can and try to miss the next 5 or 6 photos yeah?


I don't know how come Lie Yuen dared to put the fake brain so near her face. The lecturer touches the real brain and then caresses the plastic one to make a point. Without washing his hands.


This one lagi terrer.
l-r: Cze Yin, Poh Yee, Narjit

Oh yeah, more papayas from my papaya tree are ripe. #(*$&#%&#$..


Don't they look like boobies?


Stupid birds.

Oh yeahh! We finally got our gas and are all ready to cook!(We bought a stove for like over a month and were too busy with exams).


Defrosting the chicken fillet!


Didn't know that we needed a pipe to connect the gas. So clever hor.


When we went out to buy the pipe, we found more disasters.


Finally fallen.:( Got maggots somemore. Will put up a macro pic of it tomorrow! You think we can hire those bangla grass cutters to help us clean up or not? Neither one of us dare to touch it. ....*thinks*, maybe it'll make a good blog entry. OKAY TOMORROW I CLEAN.


Eeee..


Yan Rui the Man was summoned to help us with the stove. Since he was the (only)man of the house.(for just a few hours lah..)


I like to chop the entire bulb of garlic and then keep it in the fridge. :)


And then there was fire!!

But we could still smell gas. I don't know, they were the ones who told me they smelt something. I've got a blocked nose now. So I'd probably die alone in the house if the girls went back for the weekend.


Marinating the chicken.


Make me happy abit can? Say lah something nice.


Lie Yuen's eggs.


Eggs with french beans!


Our chef! Who claims that she only knows how to cook eggs!


And is not bad at it!!


Our other chef, Jolene Lai, who has repetitive cooking styles. To quote Narjit when I showed her the pics later that night: "Lagi lagi kangkung... lagi lagi chicken+oystermushroom+onion". Oei! People cook for you still want to complain!


sha..sha..


AND I FINALLY HAVE RICE TO EAT IN SUNGAI PETANI, KEDAH. I mean I've eaten rice in Kedah, but not once from my own rice cooker.


Nice or not??


Yan Rui said looks like blended cadaver parts. Thanks ah Yan Rui.


Lie Yuen's fried eggs!


Makan~!!


This was taken with Lie Yuen standing on her chair. We felt so happy because we felt like we were back home.

Things Jolene learnt about cooking for the past two days:

1. Need more plates if you wanna cook.
2. Oil can be reused..*looks at tummy and goes "No wonder."*
3. Rice stuck to the bottom of the rice cooker can be put in the fridge overnight and it'll be easier to remove in the morning.
4. Newspaper can be placed on the floor where the stove is to avoid oil all over the place.
5. How to make sweet and sour sauce.

Things Lie Yuen learnt about cooking for the past two days:

1. The wok must be thoroughly dried before putting oil inside.
2. Salt can be put into the food with a spoon. (she used fingers to sprinkle!)
3. Mopping the floor after every meal(oil, and bits of garlic and bits of veggie) is quite a burden.
4. How to make sweet and sour sauce.

After cleaning up and taking a bath, we went over to our classmate's place in the old housing area that I was in for our class rep's surprise party!


The class trying to be quiet.


He was surprised yeah bla bla bla happy birthday bla bla bla bla pull the candle out with your teeth bla bla bla SLAM HIS FACE bla bla bla.


Happy belated birthday, Ebby!


Someone poured sparkling juice on the floor. Maxis is curious.


I KNEW I should have worn panties if I wanted to wear a skirt. Damn my periods.


Kidding~..


And then Maxis came up with an idea to play Limbo rock.


Ebby has a go.


You know why they're laughing? I could not get across..and you know what was in the way?? Damn shy sial.


Jimmy gets support!


That Maxis ar..really can bend.


And we played train. Yes, the average age of my classmates is 21. Erm, youngest is me and Narjit(19) and oldest is like 24. Shy only.


Li Shen does not like me kissing her. So bad.


On the way back to our current housing area, we saw a Kancil with this signboard. Weird. I wonder if the guy is about to commit a crime or something?! Must be lah. Will submit this pic to the Star.:)

Heck, I didn't even get tagged. I was at Maya Abdullah's Blog and I thought it's pretty cool. Put your mp3 player/iPod/Windows Media Player and have it on shuffle mode. Read out the following questions and see what song comes up. Quite interesting..:)

1)How does the world see me?
Song: I cry by Westlife
"I cry hopelessly Cause I know I'll never breathe your love again"
Alamak...people think I'm always crying when I fall out of love issit? The last time that happened I haven't even grown boobs yet. Not that it relates......

2)Will I Have A Happy Life?
Song: Fever by Kylie Minogue
LOL So I'm like supposed to be flirting with a cute doctor to be happy in my life? Chi sin. Why cannot flirt with my darling pharmacist to be?:)

3)What Do People Really Think Of Me?
Song: She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5
Um..beauty queen of only 18? Was lah, was lah. Ahaha. NO!! And what's this, that some desperado wants me back? Sounds stalkerish somemore.

4)Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Every Breath You Take by BSB
"Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you"
LOL!!! Damn stalker wei. I LOVE IT. Hahahahaha.

5)How Can I Make Myself Happy?
Song:Part Of Your World from Disney's Little Mermaid
What? Is there some alternate world that I want to go to? Some life other from this that I want to lead?

6)What Should I Do With My Life?
Song: Hey Ya by Outkast
This song is a little disturbing. It speaks about the guy who walks out on this girl whom I assumed he banged. No. I'm not a loose child. But this is the first time I've sung along to the lyrics. Try it!! Damn fun! Like a bloody tongue twister.

7)What would be good advice for me?
Song: Love Is by Bsb
"Love is kisses in a bean bag chair
The two of us but no one there
Love is the moment that I climb the stairs
To hold you in my arms after we make love
Love is waking up to see your face
Or kissing in the morning rain
Love is The only thing that keeps me sane
At the end of the day is that I've got you

You're my secret place where I can be myself
You connect with me like nobody else
Even though our circumstances changed
Our love still remains
Meet me on the ground, still you help me fly
You taught me to be patient, I taught you to rely
So no matter what tomorrow brings
We got the simple things cause (noooo)"

The simple things.. our own story. Yes. I've taken that advice some long long time ago and see how happy I am today. Love doesn't have to be complicated..:)

8) What do i think my current theme song is?
Song: Kiss From A Rose by SEAL
"I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.
Ooh, The more I get of you,
Stranger it feels, yeah.
And now that your rose is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the grave.
There is so much a man can tell you,
So much he can say."

Self explanatory eh..? *blush blush*

9)What does everyone think my current themesong is?
Song: I Get A Kick Out Of You - Jamie Cullum
"I get no kick from champagne.
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all,
So tell me why should it be true
That I get a kick out of you?

Some get a kick from cocaine.
I'm sure that if I took even one sniff
That would bore me terrific'ly too
Yet I get a kick out of you. "
Hahaha.. it's nice to know that people get a kick out of me. :) The freaky thing was that Chee Kiang actually told me that song reminds him of me (when I pestered him what songs reminds him of me). But it's nice to know that i give kicks to other people. Hahaha.

10)What song will be played at my funeral?
Song: Hit Me Baby One More Time by Britney Spears
Firstly, let me apologize for having THAT song on my computer. But it's so catchy!
The rest of the lyrics are so NOT appropriate to be used in the occasion of my death.

Wait, let me read the lyrics properly first:
"Oh baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here
Oh baby, baby
I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby 'cause I need to know now, oh because

Chorus:
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time"

LOL touching lah, that me being gone causes loneliness in some people. :) But can't do no hitting now that I'm dead, can I? And by hitting I mean ASS SMACKING as I used to do that alot as a child, ahem.

11)What type of men do I like?
Song: How Can You Mend A Broken Heart by Bee Gees
No this is definitely wrong. I can never deal with an emotional man. I'd bitch slap him and tell him that if he doesn't appreciate his having-of-a-dick, my dog would have better use for it. For nutrition purposes of course. One of my friends dumped her ex because he always had low self esteem and would constantly say things like, "AIyoh, i DAMN suck..... my life sux... i am such a terrible boyfriend..". I think my friend got psycho-ed by him and believed that he DAMN suck and that his life sux and that he was such a terrible boyfriend.

12)What's my day going to be like?
Song: Fly by Hilary Duff
"You can shine
Forget about the reasons why you can't in life
And start to try
'Cause it's your time
Time to fly"
Corny lyrics. But inspiring none the less.

13)Why Am I Here?
Song: Hey Love by Jason Mraz
It does make sense that I've been put on Earth to add up to the bunch of naive people around.

14)What will people remember me for?
Song: Two Beds and A coffee Machine by Savage Garden
"And she takes another step
Slowly she opens the door
Check that he is sleeping
Pick up all the broken glass
And furniture on the floor
Been up half the night screaming
Now it's time to get away
Pack up the kids in the car
Another bruise to try and hide
Another alibi to write

Another ditch in the road
You keep moving
Another stop sign
You keep moving on"
HAHAHAHHAA.. I'll be a wife who kena abused by her husband is it? Don't worry, the moment my husband dares to hit me, I'll take everything that is dear to him and leave with the kids. Because you know, kids besides for the love and emotional support, they are also good for seeing you into your golden years with financial support.

15)Are there people outside waiting to take me away?
Song: If Only Tears Could Bring You by Midnight Sons
"Look in my eyes
And you will see a million tears have gone by
And still they're not dry"
hahaha..perhaps someone I used to knowand whose heart I broke? Not that I recall any.

16)What will this year be about?
Song: This Love - Maroon 5
Haiyoh, hope not lah. :(

Anyway, I don't like to tag people so if you think this would be interesting, go do it and leave me a comment so I can come and see if this psychic musical meme is actually working or not.

Been reading comments saying, "Huh? How come I don't know? Why never call?"

I want to say that I'm extremely sorry. If I could do it again, I'd call the whole world, make sure no one is left out.

It also irks me a little that whenever someone comments on any of the other blogs, "EH WHY NEVER CALL..."

And the answer would be, "Don't know..you ask Jolene.".

:( I become the bad guy la now?

There isn't really a criteria. It's just mutual friends of sorts that kinda thing. Loads of noobs blog-meet-goers so I don't know if I can entertain a large crowd of strangers because dah lah at the meet I sensed some awkwardness in the air.

Hope you all understand and won't exclude me in return. :(

We did not want to publicize about the meet on our blogs because that way, every Tom, Dick and Harry can appear and some might even do strange things to us(like follow us back to our cars or something.)

Yalah, I do mean stalkers. No, I do not have the good fortune of having one. But one of the bloggers do. I'm not going to mention any names but he's the one who likes to take photos and jump high high one.

Furthermore, most of the people who were at the meet were already friends in real life. And it was initially a gathering for our age group and I was worried that the more veteran bloggers would be bored out of their skulls. But then the crowd grew. Because this one wanted to call this one, then that one wanted to call that one. But as you have it, it turned out pretty well, everybody got on famously. :)

But the amount was still manageable lah. I mean making reservations for 40 people to dine at Dome. Madness. I was *almost* worried that the staff at Dome would not take me seriously. Furthermore it was for a Saturday. And you know how weekend crowds are.

And they had every reason to be wary of us.

Inititally all the tables were separated and it looked like a mini wedding was about to take place. They wouldn't join the tables for me because it would be 'messy'.

So guess what we did? We joined it ourselves. Hohohohoho.

And after awhile, we became quite absorbed with ourselves and moving around to 'mingle', some of the more excited ones among us even stood up too fast and their chairs crashed to the ground. (nudge nudge Suet and JasonMumbles).

You should have seen the look on the waitress' face. She looked at her manager and her jaw gaped open. Damn bitch. Slap her baru tau.

While it was fun enough, the venue proved to be a little bit of a problem. I'm such a lousy planner.

Once again, I hope no one is pissed with me if they didn't get to hear about the meet. Some of you didn't even reply my emails.

L-r: me, Jasonmumbles, Serge,Leech, Albert


L-r: Suet, Barry, Yee Hou, Calvin


l-r:Ringo, Serge, Leech, Albert


Yee Hou and I looking at the attendance list. NO! I didn't come up with that. Yee Hou did alot of paperwork for the event, very kind of him. Though not entirely necessary, but amusing none the least. I can't remember which blog has the list of ffk-ers even.


The crowd.


Suanie and I


Her ear that had a clitoris(long story) is healing already!


l-r: Calvin from Calvism, The Other Kenny and Paul Tan. Oh wait, that's Albert behind too.


Yvonne and Jas talking to each other via my laptop!


Smashpop and I.


l-r: me, Serge, Leech


L-r: Jason, Chris@Kampungkai, Me


l-r: Chris, Jas, Me


l-r: my brother, Jas, Smashpop


April. and her beautiful earring and darling boyfriend! (sorry I didn't catch your name.. sorry:( ).. how loving though. Taking photo also cannot resist tickling each other.


The three hiaupors.
L-r: me, Calvin, Yee Hou


l-r: Justin, Slinky and Me


FireAngel!! She was here for her pool tournament as well, but apparently she hit the white ball in after hitting the black ball in. Tough.


Suanie and Albert catching up.


Didn't really get to see all of April's new stock, but it is getting pimped at most of the other blogs. So it's great publicity for her.:)


Suanie and I with our name tags. Yes, we had name tags.

l-r: Slinky, Julie, Karen


Weng Lum and I

My Rm9.95 soup. Ouch. In Kedah, I can eat two days' worth of meals with that typoe of money. Somemore I couldn't finish it because I was moving around so much. And it looks pretty disturbing.


l-r: FireAngel, Lainey, Suanie, Leech


The other Kenny. Check out his blog, I love his sketchings!! Damn funny.


Mike and I. It's been a while since I last saw him, nearly a year ago at the PPS bash.


l-r: Smashpop, Kurt, Me


Suet and Jas getting to know each other better.


Jas being.. well, Jas.

Calvin gets a wax from my name tag.


Go to Suanie's to see her "aerial" shot.


l-r: Yee Hou and Yvonne. Omg, exact same shade of t-shirt colour.


I'm not sure who left this message, but hey I think it's cute. :)


Mervyn and Jas


We were waiting for the rest to pay the bills. The manager was SO worried that the bill would not get paid so I was like, "Don't worry, I'll stand next to you and pay for anything that does not get paid,". Whahahaha, I am all talk, no action. Ended up leaving him and going off to take more photos. Like this one.

The plan was to do a big group jump ala smashpop in the middle of Midvalley. Like, the concourse area there. Smashpop pandai-pandai go ask the security guard and we got rejected just because there would be brand names involved. Shit lah, people like my brother and Jason were wearing body glove clothes..that one also brand what. What's the difference?

Then I think Smashpop thought it would be a brilliant idea to point at the lady security guard and asked if things would be different if we wanted to have a photo with her instead.

Kesian, wonder how she felt.

Anyway, we went to the Boulevard and went up a bridge and did the jump there instead. Heheh. Wonder what the people at Starbucks(below) thought?:D



Mike and I had our backpacks. The last time I saw him he was with a bag pack too. I had to bring my laptop to the meet, hence mine.


Imagine, all these people following me out of MidValley. LOL. Damn funny to walk in such a big group.


Calvin from Calvism and Jen getting chummy.


SMK Subang Utama reunion! l-r: Me, Barry, Jas. SUET YOU'RE NOT SU ONE! SHOO! :D
Other fellow Subang Utama people who were not in this picture were Leech, my brother and ffk-er Sarah.


Up on the bridge.


And so we started jumping under the hot sun.


This is from my brother's camera. Wow, I'm actually jumping in this one.

Enough of jumping!!

After all the excitement, most of us had to rush off for other appointments. A few of us adjourned to McDs for some refreshments.


Nah, Jas, here's your nice pic!


Cheers for an outing well planned! Right.


That's me.. think Calvin took this!


L-r: Ringo, Jas, Kurt. Kurt's surprisingly realllly nice in real life. Compared to his cool exterior on his blog. Eheh.


The Other Kenny(so cheeky !!) and Calvism's Calvin.

So till the next time! It was great meeting all of you. The next time just publicize it lah. If you're worried of stalkers, just bring pepper spray lorh. And take public transport.