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Sunday, May 29, 2005


We Talk About Current Affairs Too, Ok?

Flashers will soon be eliminated from the face of the earth with vile females like Manda and I who will protect all of womankind.

Manda: So what's your spectator sport?
Miss Lai: my spectator sport? hmm...something that goes bounce..bounce..hm, I can't quite remember..wait.. let me think. volleyball is good.. maybe i'm abit bias since I played it before.*shrugs*
Manda: haha..something that goes bounce bounce..I'm thinking naughty things..lol hehe
Miss Lai: lol, I have thought you well, my young padawan.
Manda: haha watched star wars ady?
Miss Lai: NOOOOOoo
Manda: neither have i. light saber gives me naughty thoughts too, read bout the darth vader flasher? so funny
Miss Lai: HAHAHAH YALAH
Manda: hahahahahahha
Miss Lai: any mention in that article about "light sabers" ar? hahaha..damn funny. How cool would it be if he flashed and said, "May the force be with you."
Manda: no mention of light saber..lol, i'd be so freaked out
Miss Lai: but it is SO a light saber. I'd take photos.
Manda: if i wsnt too shocked i might say, "cibai! i chop of your light saber with my light saber then u know! mylight saber better than yours!" and then proceed to take out my lighter and set the fame to big and wave it around like a mad person
Miss Lai: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA works better when you're having alcohol at the same time. Spit at his dick and extend ur hand with the lighter to scare him.
Manda: LOL swig some liquor straight from the bottle and spit at his dick and wave the lighter around, hopefully his pubes will catch on fire nyehehe
Miss Lai: LOL
Manda: anyway flashers are scary la, actually im quite scared wan.in case they have a mental problem or something
Miss Lai: have u seen a flasher before?
Manda: when i was in primary school
Miss Lai: No shit?? How big?:D
Manda: didnt know it was one back then so was more amused than afraid
Miss Lai: HAHAHAHA..how near were u?? did the guy talked to you?
Manda: he was outside the school fence, my friends and i were playing behind the school hal during recess. we were laughing when we saw his dick hanging out from his shorts cos he was squatting asking us for directions to go to sri aman
Miss Lai: LOL!
Manda: hehe, innocent kids la we were
Miss Lai: remember my story when I was 8?
Manda: Yehh.. the hamsap guy. eyy i have to go sleep now la, tired ady =/ talk to u some other time kie
Miss Lai: Okok, byebye!

We would definitely make the headlines if we can carry it out. "LIGHT SABER CREMATED, DARTH VADER DEFEATED."

p/s: Psst..I know this is totally irrelevant but my friend Sam is running this telecommuniciations business which offers a monthly flat rate for overseas calls. If you're interested please check out his website. Hehe, I know people like Melissa and Kevin might need his service.

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My Very First Blog Meme

David of narrowband.blogspot.com tagged me with this blog meme. Hehe, quite paiseh to say, but I am actually quite honoured as this is the first time I have been tagged by another blogger. :P

I actually met David through Project Petaling Street and we found it cool to know that we were both from Subang, and then we found it even COOLER that we were from the same primary school and started getting so excited when we have SO many friends in common. Just to name a few we have Kyle(and his sibling), Jocelyn Toh(and her sibling), Zachary(and his sibling), Jade Ho, Dennis, Ben Shyen, Joshua, Rosalyn etc etc. We even share the same standard 6 class teacher. Almost every other day when we talk more on MSN we'd utter the word, "Wah! Such a small world," at least a few times in every one of our conversations.

And just a couple of days ago, I found out I knew his sister since I was in standard 6. -_-. At least by name, don't think she knows me. :P

Anyway, let's get on with this bo-liao thing we call a meme. A meme is a game that bloggers pass on to other bloggers. Read on and see who gets tagged by me!:)

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What follows is a list of different occupations. The reader must select at least five of them. The reader may add more if they like to the list before they pass it on (after the reader select five of the items as it was passed to the reader). Of the five selected, the reader is to finish each phrase with what he would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.

If [Reader] could be a scientist // If [Reader] could be a farmer
If [Reader] could be a musician // If [Reader] could be a doctor
If [Reader] could be a painter // If [Reader] could be a gardener
If [Reader] could be a missionary // If [Reader] could be a chef
If [Reader] could be an architect // If [Reader] could be a linguist
If [Reader] could be a psychologist // If [Reader] could be a librarian
If [Reader] could be an athlete // If [Reader] could be a lawyer
If [Reader] could be an innkeeper // If [Reader] could be a professor
If [Reader] could be a writer // If [Reader] could be a backup dancer
If [Reader] could be a llama-rider // If [Reader] could be a bonnie pirate
If [Reader] could be a midget stripper // If [Reader] could be a proctologist
If [Reader] could be a TV-Chat Show host // If [Reader] could be a pariah
If [Reader] could be an actor // If [Reader] could be a judge
If [Reader] could be a Jedi // If [Reader] could be a mob boss
If [Reader] could be a backup singer // If [Reader] could be a CEO
If [Reader] could be a movie reviewer // If [Reader] could be a monkey's uncle
If [Reader] could be a bible archaeologist //If [Reader] could be a househusband
If [Reader] could be a lifeguard //If [Reader] could be a comic artist
If [Reader] could be a stockbroker//If [Reader] could be a travel writer
If [Reader] could be a food reviewer //If [Reader] could be a politician
If [Reader] could be a male underwear model //If [Reader] could be a fashion designer
If [Reader] could be an game designer // If [Reader] could be a dog-trainer
If [Reader] could be a Transformer // If [Reader] could be a computer virus
If [Reader] could be a porn star // If [Reader] could be another blogger
If [Reader] could be a grain of sand // If [Reader] could be a fly on a wall
If [Reader] could be the Pope // If [Reader] could be the Dalai Lama
If [Reader] could be a whistle blower // If [Reader] could be a Playmate
If [Reader] could be the President of the U.S. // If [Reader] could be a dictator
If [Reader] could be a footballer // If [Reader] could be a TAR participant
If [Reader] could be a Miss Universe // If [Reader] could be a mamak-stall boss
If [Reader] could be a crocodile hunter

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If I could be a bonnie pirate... I'd be having mad sex with all the cute pirates on board. "A-hoy..A-HOY...A-HoYyYyyyyYYyy."

If I could be a monkey's uncle... I'd try to explain to the monkey that first of all, I am his aunty and I would teach him to preach to the other monkeys to not masturbate like clockwork monkeys to scare tourists away, especially the monkeys in Pulau Redang.

If I could be a grain of sand... I'd hope to catch the next wave and be carried to a far far away land.

If I could be a proctologist... you wouldn't want to smell my fingers.

If I could be a Miss Universe... there will be people who will slap the newspaper and say, "How can?!!"

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Wow.. that was actually tiring. Ok, here's another three bloggers I shall pass this on to.

Melody, Matthew and Slinky

o/s: Screw the hiatus la. The worst of the exams are over. But I'll still study for the rest, of course. :P

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 2:29:07 am
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Friday, May 27, 2005


The Singapore Blogosphere Fever

For the past three weeks or so, ever since I did a self-imposed hiatus, I've been suffering like mad rationing my online hours.

In the midst of my examination funk, I've acquired a new addiction. You know how it is, when you're supposed to be studying your ass off, anything seems more interesting than photosynthesis.

I don't know what took me so long to come across the Singapore blogosphere. It has such a large network and I'd be clicking through getting absorbed into the lives of our neighbours from across the causeway.

One thing though, I get influenced VERY easily. Reading Singlish everday, which is a little different from Manglish as Singlish is peppered with loads of "hokkien words", is doing something to my sub-concious vocabulary.

I keep seeing words like Ka Ni Na! Na Beh! Si Beh! KNNCBB. Obviously I know that they are vulgarities but it irks me as I do not understand exactly what it means!
I find myself rolling it around my tongue, trying out the sound.

"Ka nI nah Na Beh." I'd say to myself loudly and bang the table when I realise my careless mistakes in my maths work.

Do take note that I'm a cantonese, and even though I have a Hokkien grandmother, I cannot string a Hokkien sentence together that doesn't offend anyone.

I just find the pronounciations so cute! I've adopted it as my new swear words even though I don't know what it means.
Sometimes I add in Hokkien-sounds to add spice and length to my vulgarities.

Dropped the shower head, "Na Beh Beh Si kwong eh."

I don't know, that just sounds Hokkien.

To express surprise when discovering that my exam answers are wrong, "Si Beh?!"

I don't know, it sounds questioning in Hokkien.

"Beh keong si cho piang eh!" - just random Hokkien sounds popping into my head after hanging around the Singapore blogosphere for too long.

Now, I don't know if these are actual Hokkien words or are they actual genuine curse words that I've acquired as a child from my paternal Hokkien grandmother.

I've been meaning to ask my Hokkien friends what those words mean but can never remember to do so. Unfortunately, I only remembered when I was in Barry's mum's car. Don't think she'd appreciate me speaking like that, though.

So I suppose my self composed Hokkien vulgarities will have to go on for awhile more. Sigh. Ka Ni Nah Bo Si Beh Chi Hor..

One day I will correct myself and swear like a true Hokkien! Cantonese swear words are too old fashioned. Words like TIU and Lei Ah Mah are not fun to say anymore. Besides, they are too strong for a dainty lady like me. I need more casual swear words, words that allow me to curse with less impact.

I'm not implying that the Singaporean bloggers I've come across are all foul-mouthed, but I just enjoy to read the way they light-heartedly throw those Hokkien swear words(that I have not mastered) around.


The Singapore blogosphere is growing at a very high rate. The media has even taken to interviewing the top bloggers such as Xiaxue, mr brown and Mr.Miyagi.(By the way, my comment in one of Xiaxue's entries was actually quoted by the Straits Time! Unfortunately, I'm only known as "An emotionally attached fan".)

They are all fascinating reads that allow me divert my attention from my books for a few minutes each day. With the assistance of the ingenious idea
Tomorrow.sg, the Singapore blogging community is getting closer and tighter. In a way they are also sharing their words with us Malaysians(and the rest of the world too but obviously we can relate better) and they too get their daily dosage of the Malaysian blogosphere when we link each other up. What they have are FUNNY top bloggers that really pulls their community together. I have high hopes for Kenny to take on this position in our own blogosphere. He's got the coconut balls to do so.

However, don't get me wrong as I still love 
Project Petaling Street as much as the next Malaysian PPS blogger! I can't wait for the portal's birthday bash which will be on the 23rd of June! I wonder if some of the anonymous bloggers will turn up and will they mind if I start snapping photos? I can always mosaic them out, if they do. :\

In the mean time, I'll be summoning my courage to drive down to KL on that night. But if I do chicken out(though I highly doubt so, need to be brave ok!! I hope I have Sarah in the car with me though..hope she's not working), it'd be nice to know if there are any nice Subang Jaya PPS bloggers who will allow a strange thick skinned fellow PPS blogger like me to tumpang their car down to KL. Hmm.. Jeff Ooi stays in Subang. Hahaha. Shall go send an email to him and see if it's cool.

LOL. I think he'll delete my email right away. "Little girls these days. Tsk, tsk. No shame,".

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Hi, my name is Jolene and if there is a question in your head, this answer will definitely answer it: I was wrong and irrational. I was being a woman.


Jolene Lai, Jolene Lai,
Came to life in January and not July,
She is 19 years of age,
Can't wait to earn her own wage,
This dental student is home sick,
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Subang Jaya is where she's from,
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Please Don't Take My Orange Away (9/03/05)
Flasher On MSN! (28/4/05)
Looking Back From Where They Left Off (8/10/05)
A Bottle Of My Bestest Friends In The Whole Wide World!(13/2/06)
Diary Extracts For Him From The Yesteryears (23/3/06)



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