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Thursday, May 26, 2005


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Sunday, May 22, 2005


The Perverted Pest

For the past few nights, I've been very disturbed by the presence of my new roommate.

His name is Ah Kah Chat.

Every night after my shower, I'd open my panties drawer to pick out a clean one. One night, I saw what I thought was a baby cockroach scurrying out of my cupboard and perching on top of the knob of the drawer, flicking his feelers curiously.

My heart thumped as I searched for something to end it's miserable existence with, but it was in vain. I should not procrastinate refilling my tissue box anymore. The baby cockroach disappeared under my cupboard, leaving me high and dry. It was one sleepness night for me. What if the cockroach climbs into my mouth when I sleep at night?

The second night I removed another panties from the drawer and he crawled on the inside of drawer before scurrying away again. I was really freaked out at this point because I thought it looked like a Madagascar hissing cockroach and wanted to cry. It was round and had orange stripes on its body. Too much of Fear Factor, I think.

I was convinced that an entire family of roaches, prefably NOT Madagascar ones, were residing amidst my undies. (Psst, Chien, you should know why. Don't vomit.)

I made a promise to my mother that I will NEVER ever eat in my room ever again. She then agreed to get Rentokil for my cupboard. (Flashback: My brother once popped Rentokil into his mouth back in 1990, and was rushed to the nearest clinic.)

Yesterday, I opened my undies drawer again and there our dear friend was, Ah Kah Chat. Visiting me everynight without fail. I sat there and my mind raced through the many techniques I could use to finish him off that night. MY TISSUE BOX IS STILL EMPTY. I dug around my college bag looking for an old packet of tissue paper while I kept one eye on Ah Kah Chat, who was perched obliviously on my white undies.

Ah-hah! We have tissue!

I approahced Ah Kah Chat with caution and with a swift grab of my palm, I applied pressure to my grasp hoping that Ah Kah Chat can die and go to Kah Chat heaven hell. Three of my panties fell out of my drawer in my brief moment of bravery. I slowly unclenched my fist and peered into the layers of tissue paper, hoping to see the carcass of Ah Kah Chat. Alas, all I saw was cockroach juice smeared on the tissue paper, no cockroach. I flicked each panties cautiously, fearing to have cockroach-contact with my skin.

The stupid Ah Kah Chat(Xiaxue's Cockroach God Bless His Soul) was camouflaged becuase of my parquet floor. BUT HE DIED! YES!!! I don't kill cockroaches very often. A very nice feeling indeed.


Ah Kah Chat and his juice.


Size comparison. I know la it's small, but if it moves, it's scary, NO?

Later that night, when I was busy studying my biology option... I saw this on my biology notes.....


Ah Kah Chat's son seeks revenge. I killed it by flipping it over and colouring it's body with yellow highlighter.

Eheh, ok, time to study again. :) Here're some pics from Hsien's breakfast:


Eureka, I've discovered my camera's timer function. Hohoho, after like what, 3 years?


Mel comes to fetch me in her mum's Mucus Green Proton Saga..she's the one who named the car that ok! I think it's nostalgic because my parents first car was a Mucus Green Proton Saga and I was ferried to my kindergarten in a Mucus Green Proton Saga. Oh, this is the first time Mel's driving me, so that's why must take picture. :P


Phuiyoh, manual sial.


No time to camwhore even. This woman is serious.


Hsien studying..


....her camera receptors stimulated the motor nerves in her neck to swivel around for a camwhoring moment. Ok, too much biology for me. or too little?:D


Decisions decisions..


This is INDEED one rare moment.


Ah, but some of us never miss a camwhoring opportunity.
l-r: Liss and Me


Exam season.


Hsien's waffle maker.


Thanks for making us fat ah, Hsien. Thanks ah.

Esther, Tanya and Galven came later, but I forgot to take photos..woops!

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Tuesday, May 17, 2005


My Period Pains Part 80

My 80th period arrived this morning.

Since I have not eaten anything in the morning, I thought that it was unwise to take menstrual panadols on an empty stomach for fear that I may start retching. I don't want to break my record for not vomitting since the eve of my Penilaian Tahap Satu examination in std3(1996).

I decided that I could wait it out and have my lunch first before popping the pills. Mum suggested that we head over to SS19 for our lunch and it'd be convenient to go to Chien's place to get some biology test papers from her as well.

Upon reaching the chinese coffee shop, I ordered a bowl of Kuay Teow Soup and moodily shuffled over to the empty tables. I slumped on the chair and barked out for hot chinese tea. Nothing cold.

My food arrived and so did my drink. That's when the pain started. I looked at my food and attempted to press the spring onions into mush with my chopstick while waiting for that slight contraction to be over. However, the pain intensified. I had to lie on the table for awhile. Who cares if the salesman who was having his lunch was looking at me curiously? I don't care if the bunch of mechanics who were taking a break pointed fingers at me.

I started to moan in pain and was close to tears. There was a sharp pain shooting up and down my abdomen. Each time the pain shoots down I had to lift my bum off the chair and bear the pain. This repeated about at least 5 times. I thought I needed to go to the hospital.

My mum took forever to finish her (enticing)teh ais. I still had to go back to Chien's place to return her biology papers to her. I dived into the backseat and remained in a horizontal position until we reached home.

Upon arriving home, I half squat outside the grilled door while my mum fumbled with the keys. Once the doors were opened, I made a mad dash to the toilet and removed all forms of garments that covered me from the waist down.

I sat on the toilet bowl with my legs up.(trishaw puller style).
That's my comfortable position. It's not disgusting. Comfort outweighs grossness.

I was seriously contemplating on positioning my legs on the basin for maximum comfort which was just in front of the toilet bowl but decided that it would not go too well if there was residue on the sides of my toilet seat.

Apparently, the pain was so fucking great because I was suffering from shitting pains AND period pains. Oh the horror.

I lay my head on the sink while awaiting the nightmare to end and cold beads of sweat trickled down my forehead. My hair was loose and the scrunchie was dangling at the ends of my ponytail. My fringe was plastered all over the sides of my head. I bent down and a puddle of sweat formed on the bathroom tile.

I was too tired to wipe my own ass. It took every ounce of energy in my body to reach for the bidet to shoot my ass clean and I unravelled the tissue roll and dabbed myself dry. No prizes for guessing the colour of the tissue paper. It's not brown. Think Chinese New Year.

I pulled up my panties and my shorts and immediately ran out of the toilet because I needed to lie down. I turned on the hall fan and lay on the cold terrazo floor. You should have seen the many positions I contorted myself into in hopes of finding the ONE position that could ease the pain. My leg was tucked in on one side and my hand was pointing diagonally away from me. I lifted my tummy up and down but got tired soon after. I lay on my tummy, the pain intensified. My mother kept asking me to eat my pau so that I can eat my medicine. But I told her I didn't have the energy to sit up, let alone eat a pau.

Angel was very kind. She hovered over me and licked my hands and looked at me with so much concern I felt like hugging her but I was in so much pain. She lay by my side throughout the entire half an hour that I was wriggling and moaning on the floor. She has a good heart, that dog. Despite her greedy and hamsap ways.

The pain intensified to a greater extent and I actually wondered if anybody ever died from period pains. Empty stomach or not, I popped two pink menstrual panadols and ran up the stairs(once again, the need to lie down outweighs the amount of energy left in my body) and lay spread eagled on my parent's bed. My mum took out a plastic mat and placed it beneath my ass so that I will not stain her bed. The aircon cooled my body temperature down and I felt at ease.

I swear by pink menstrual panadols. Within half an hour, my mind wandered off to something else and I realized I totally forgot about the pain and it wasn't bothering me! I slipped into a peaceful slumber for an hour and when I woke up, the pain was gone!

Cheerful once more, I bounced down the stairs and grabbed the two paus, turned the tv on to watch the Riches and Stitches repeat on Wah Lai Toi.


Now, back to the biology books.

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 4:32:28 pm
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