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Sunday, May 01, 2005


Slippin' Tongues

At about 6pm I went to KFC in SS15 to get my dinner as my family will be having dinner at Pyramid. Too time consuming!

I was at the counter and I asked the counter guy if I could have the value meal number 2.

Two seconds later I realized that the term value meal is used in McD's.

In KFC they call it "individual meals."

Oh.

I have a tendency of doing this quite abit. Take for example the time in Starbucks. I'd ask for an Ice Blended Mocha and the counter girl would say, "Um, I'm sorry, Ma'am, but that's Coffeebean.."

Malunye aku..

I ALWAYS embarass myself in front of these shopping mall-ish staff. There was a time I bought an RM3 bubble tea and gave RM50 to the lady. She had to take the escalator to come after me to return me my RM47. -_-;.

I also have a tendency to show that I'm a cheapskate. I have become more affectionate towards The Body Shop ever since the Sunway Pyramid branch sold the strawberry lotion without the labels to me for only RM10. What a steal right?
I was at the KLCC branch last month and this senior-ish staff grabbed my hand and said, "Miss, would you like to try our new exfoliating salt?" and proceeds to dab exfoliating salt on my hand and gently scrubs it in a cute sink in the middle of the shop as I gave her the much expected "Ooh"s and "Aahh"s. Just because I stayed around for her to scrub my hand, it doesn't mean I'm buying her product. After the scrub, I actually asked her if she's got any products that are going cheap because they are without labels.. she looked at me weirdly and said, "erm, no...." and I said, "oh ok.." and explained to her about my experience at the Sunway Pyramid branch and she said again,"sorry, miss... No.."

Oh dear. And I said, "Oh okay then.... um, It's ok, I don't think I'm getting it. Maybe later." I walked out of the shop... no byes from her! Nothing! hahaha. I'm hated!

Sorry to digress but, as you know, I love sharing my latest weird dreams.

I dreamt that Chien moved into this big house. It's huge with panels of glass everywhere as windows. It looked nothing like a conventional house. It had a very artistic feel to it. Something only the most creative architects can conjure. I remember going over to visit her in the afternoon and returning home for my birthday party later in the evening.

I went home after awhile and had the urge to poo.

Before I could head to the toilet, my mother told me that Chien passed away in the afternoon. I was horrified because I only saw her in the afternoon. Apparently she jumped through one of those large glass panels(I knew they were a bad idea) from the 16th floor due to stress. Then an image of her breaking the glass and jumping through the hole and free-falling from the 16th floor flashed across my eyes. I started to cry and cry and cry.

I still went to the toilet to have a shit and I don't know who was standing next to me in the toilet but we were shitting together and my hair had shit and stuff. I poo-ed too long and I knew my birthday party has already started but I couldn't leave the toilet bowl as I was still shitting. When I was finally done with my poo, it was 11pm in the night and I went downstairs to discover that nobody was around. My mum told me that my friends came but they all left as it was getting too late. I felt so sad.

LOL I KNOW. What a weird dream. I always get weird dreams. No meaningful ones. When I woke up, I immediately smsed Chien and told her about my bad dream. She told me she had an awful one too.. something about us being extremely full of ourselves and trying to get rid of her. She also said that in her dream Mel had a job offer from Female and was being a pain about it. LOL. Don't worry Mel, it's not like that in real life. We love you just the same!

We both wondered if it was the food from TGIF. Must ask the rest of the girls if they had any weird dreams too.

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 8:58:49 pm
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Saturday, April 30, 2005


Esther's Birthday Supper

We gathered at TGIF in Parade yesterday for Esther's birthday! It's been so long since we last went out together as everybody were busy with exams and assignments and it'll be about a month more till most of us are truly done with the exams. A few hours out to celebrate the 19th birthday of our dear Esther was a good break from the monotony of studying!

By the way, read Esther's thank you note!


Here's Li Peng and Edison. Can't seem to find a picture where they're not together.


Esther with her present from Chien, Manda and Mel.


When we get together, we do what we do best: camwhoring.
Me and Mel.


Manda with her Strawberry Marguerita


Mmmmm..


l-r: Li Peng, Edison and Me


Our purpose for the night: Mocha Mud Pie!!


Mmm-Mmm! l-r: Mun Teng and Me.


Behehehe.


Hiau pors.. l-r: manda and mel

l-r:  manda and me.
That's the card I made for Esther according to the items on her wishlist!! Cute or not?


We surprised Esther with a few pieces of cake because we know that we can never finish all the cake and it's better to have a good variety too!


The TGIF staff helping us to light the candles.


Esther was forced by The TGIF's staff to give a speech!


HAHAHAA.. poor Esther was trying so hard to blow out the candles!! And they are the sparkling kind too! But no matter how many times she tries to blow them out, they'd alight again. Poor girl was trying to blow and blow and blow..not knowing that the only way to put it out was to hold the wick(cut off Oxygen supply).


Esther giving her speech in the middle of TGIF.


Don't you think it's pretty the way the candles are illuminated??


More camwhoring!
l-r: Liss and I


Another shot of the cakes. Wanted to capture the sparks it was giving off. Camera not canggih enough. Oh well.


A bad attempt at camwhoring, but Esther looks damn nice here!!


Berposing outside TGIF's.


l-r: Esther and Mel.

I hope the crowd at TGIF's weren't too annoyed with us. It's like from the moment we arrived we just couldn't stop taking photos.....but we're having fun. Hmm..;(


I helped to sapu the last bit of the marguerita.


l-r: Chien, Hsien and Myself.


Cheers!!


I actually have a sluttier pose but Hsien was worried for me, so let's just stick to this.
*buat muka hiau*

Just before we left we took a group pic.


top l-r: Hsien, Mun Teng, Esther, Liss
bottom l-r: chien, Mel, Manda and Myself.


The nice guy who helped us take this picture had to entertain my request of having a vertical shot. Hee.

Ended the night with a good chatting session at MCd's Drive-thru in SS15. :) Even at 12am you can still bump into familiar faces at McD's. It's been so long since we sat down as a group to share stories and basically catch up. Hope to this often!

Thank you Esther for arranging such a great night out!! Hope you have a fantastic 19th year:)

Got home just before 1am...with the car. Yes, surprisingly Dad didn't say anything.

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 5:27:30 pm
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Thursday, April 28, 2005


Flasher On MSN!

I thought I was the only one who got harassed by best_hero_zero@hotmail.com.

But it appears not.
Hsin and Elaine got added too!!!

After completing 5 pure maths question at about 1.00am last night, I decided to go online for 5 minutes to do the usual round.

I'm always happy when I get new people adding me on MSN! Most of the people whom I don't know who add me usually get my email from my blog and we become friends and etc. So I thought
best_hero_zero@hotmail.com was another one of my blog readers.

I added the guy. He goes by the nickname of Best.

Miss Lai: hi. u are?
Best: hi ..., forgot the appointment lah ..?
Miss Lai: appointment?
Best: my name start with *he inserts a consonant*... ..? ..
Miss Lai: Oooh!! Best: got it ..?..:D
Miss Lai: wait wait erm..sorry..nope...:(
Best: o... u really lah .
Miss Lai: sorry lar, who are you?
Best: I'm *inserts the name of a GUY friend of mine.*
Miss Lai: APPOINTMENT? What appointment do we have?
Best: Just kiddin la...
Miss Lai: akakakakka sor chai. And what the hell are you doing with a new account?
Best: nothing got..hahaha..;) Scared?:)
Miss Lai: scared?! of *GUY friend's name*? ...BWAHAHAHAHAHA..wtf for?!
Best: hey .. 1 mins ...

At this moment, I notice that my GUY friend was online and I messaged him asking him why is he using two accounts. He said, "Continue playing with that fella, bastard..use my name until like that!!".. After awhile I knew it wasn't my friend because the way they talked were complete different. So I decided to test this "Best" guy on his knowledge of Fruittips. I was only talking about Fruittips with my guy friend a couple of days ago. So the conversation should still be fresh. If he answered wrongly the origin of Fruittips, he could forget about his stupid act.

Miss Lai: hey *inserts Friend's name*..tomorrow we want to go watch Be Cool you free ar?
Best: Yap....hey ...i bought a cam yesterday ...
Miss Lai: Ohh..that's nice.
Best: want to try ?
Miss Lai: Ok, you try.
Best: What time? I mean movie?
Miss Lai: Ohh..11pm... eh that day the fruit tips ar..where u buy wan ar? damn nice.

He didn't answer me at this point but he invited me to view his webcam. I mean, what have I got to lose? He can't see me, right?

Best: can see lah ..?
Miss Lai: Can see. Come to the camera lah!
Best: it is first time n shy lah .
Miss Lai: Bull shit la! You always play webcam with me!! come to the camera now! eh where u buy the fruittips lar? damn addicted wei

At THIS point. I had a heart attack. Thank god I reacted fast and did a print screen. Please don't click on the link if you have a weak heart or shouldn't be viewing 18-sx things at the moment. Nah,
go laugh at the size. Hsin was right. It's so limp. I suspect it's a 14 year old. He definitely has the size of one. Confirm hit puberty already because got bulu. But please lar, nothing to show, please don't show okay? YOUR KOO KOO CIAO IS SO FARKIN SMALL PLEASE DON'T DISTURB ME WITH IT LA. WASTE COMPUTER SCREEN SPACE ONLY. Oh wait, actually it doesn't take up much space at all! HAhahaha..

He meant to scare me with it, but let me laugh back pulak. Kakakakaka. Little boy, if you are reading this, wait for your penis to grow a mile longer first then only you come giving girlies like me a heart attack okay? LOL

Miss Lai: HAAHAHAHHAHA. DAMN SMALL!!!! WHAT HAPPENED LA... What you eat?!!! *sigh*.. My pencil also bigger lar. So damn small. kakakaka..
Best: Really?
Miss Lai: Yala and then!
Best: :D Haha.
Miss Lai: *insert guy friend's name* what happened to ur room? different colour already wan?
Best: At friend's house now.
Miss Lai: yaya so clever. my dear ..whoever you are.. please don't pretend to be *insert friend's name*. even if you hate him, this is not the way lar.
Best: I don't want to affect him.. he is also my friend.
Miss Lai: Then why you add me and play with yourself?! quite sick you know?!! Lucky my heart brave enough!!
Best: my intention is not like that ...you got cam?
Miss Lai: no i don't have. i should be mad if I was to play cam with you AFTER you flicked ur dick at me.
Best: no lah . i don't ask u to do anything ...u don't have to do also ... u r not bad gal lah ...
Miss Lai:OF COURSE I DON'T HAVE TO DO LAR!!
Best: really , u don't have lah ...
Miss lai: How are you related to *insert guy friend's name*
Best: he is my friend..
Miss Lai: How did you get my email then?!
Best: He sent emails out, so I took your email from there lor..I am sorry about that.
Miss Lai: you are damn polite for a flasher right??
Best: not really lah ..
Miss Lai: so i can delete u off my list already?
Best: y...?
Miss Lai: ..because I don't know you and you're scary?
Best: y scary .>?
Miss Lai: YOU BLOODY SHOWED ME YOUR MINI DICK!! if i am not scared then what am I supposed to be?!!
Best: you scared dick?
Miss Lai: hello, if a pussy suddenly pop up on ur screen, you not scared ar?! oh wait, stupid question.
Best: o... sorry lah ..
Miss Lai: so you keep that small thing somewhere else and save the world from ur small thing ok? i gotta go to bed now. tata.

I blocked and deleted the fucker from my MSN already.

My heart was racing the whole time, but I knew it's not that dangerous so I tried to see who he was by continuing with the conversation. Oh well. Another experience with perverts. Girls, don't add him okay. Since he added Hsin and Elaine, he should still be on the hunt. Or rather, go add him and give him a good scolding. Yeah! Let's all send him hate mails!

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 5:47:10 pm
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Hi, my name is Jolene and if there is a question in your head, this answer will definitely answer it: I was wrong and irrational. I was being a woman.


Jolene Lai, Jolene Lai,
Came to life in January and not July,
She is 19 years of age,
Can't wait to earn her own wage,
This dental student is home sick,
Will never be in Kedah for more than three weeks.

Subang Jaya is where she's from,
The only place she'll ever call home.
Has a boyfriend, a brother and a dog,
The things she says can give you a shock.

Especially for her father, who always gets a heart attack when he reads this blog.

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My favourite posts:
Please Don't Take My Orange Away (9/03/05)
Flasher On MSN! (28/4/05)
Looking Back From Where They Left Off (8/10/05)
A Bottle Of My Bestest Friends In The Whole Wide World!(13/2/06)
Diary Extracts For Him From The Yesteryears (23/3/06)



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