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Saturday, May 29, 2004


My Ears..

I'm currently watching American Idol's grand finale.. and the ads for Malaysian Idol? GOD SAVE ME!! LoL.. but it was hella funny. A banggali with some indian sickkicks goes into a rendition of something about clamping cars without visitor pass to tune of YMCA. LoL. And the poor little chinese dude in the car looks like the love child of mr.LiM (lan teacher) and William Hung. Hohohoh.

I like Degamo!!!

Yesterday or the day before, can't remember, Chien was complaing about how she's getting a tummy and trying to prove her point by folding non-existent fats for me to see. I lifted up my shirt for her to see.

"What's that red line running across your torso?" asked she.

"That's where the fats fold." said I. And proceeded to hunch at which a nice satisfying lump of jolenemeat blubs out and scares the living daylights out of both of us.

"HAHA.. your second boobs are as big as my first boobs!!" screamed she.

The both of us goes out of the toilet and scream with laughter all the way back to class.

I brought my standard 6 diary for Barry and Chien and anyone else who was interested to see:) Su-Chien laughed like a madcow at my 11 year old mind. For Barry it was a walk down memory lane and some helium to his head. Will gladly let anyone read upon request.
"DEaR DiarRy, the MosT wonDerFul ThinG haPpenEd To ME toDaY. BarrRy and I goT nuMbEr 18 togEthEr in ClaSs. AhH!"

Shivers.

My form1-form3 diary might, JUST, come out next week. No promises though. *blush*

I finally found Hsien's darling song, Remember by Josh Groban for the soundtrack Troy and I burnt it for her into a CDR-w. I passed it to her when she came into my class and she pestered me about the contents of the cd and I was like, "haih..it's ur troy song laaa.." and she SCREAMED in joy. Mr. Vara the physics teacher was still in class and 30+ heads turned around to watch Su-Hsien run out of my class like a happy fool. Haih.

I was suffering from period cramps again today and only found one pink menstrual pill in my pencilbox. Thanks Chien for passing me two normal panadols.. I already opened the single pink pill and didn't want to throw it. Barry and Siew Kin volunteered to try it. So the pink pill, broke in two, one half in each guy's hand. Then Siew Kin asked me the most irresistable question, "Chew one issit?"..and I said, "Yup. It's a chewy tablet." To which barry said, "fuck you la!" and I said again, "really ler. the box said so. can chew." then they were like, "k la. Chew for fun". Then they counted to three and popped the pill into their mouth. Agnes and I watched their faces as they munched on the pink pills. Slowly their face changed from expressionless to something else, you could see multiple dimples forming on both their cheeks. A sign of nausea.
Hahahaha.. then they downed the rest of the crunched up pills with bottles of water. Siew Kin said, "Later go home dunno whether my underwear stained with blood adi or not.." I laughed my ass of in the midst of hydrocarbon reaction theories. HoHoHo.

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 12:00:24 am
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Friday, May 28, 2004


Who Wants Hot Guys?

Whoohoo!! Thanks to Hsin's website, I just stumbled upon a really cool website called suckball.com.. which have writings by some damn sarcastic and hilarious boys. and their Hot mind you. Extremely. Go check out their pictures. Absolutely delicious.

What's better than a hot guy? A hot guy with a sense of humour. *falls of chair laughing at self-made joke*
 

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004


TVB Angst

**warning.. to those of you who can't stand me and my TVB mad self.. please skip this entry. I won't bother to highlight the names in this entry because it is served for my own entertainment. Fellow TVB maddies, share the love.**

Perish in the name of love will end tomorrow..*cries*

And the queen just died.. CHIU YAN IS A FARKIN BITCH.. i mean killing your own mother? Hello? But honestly, Sonija Kwok must've been paid the highest among the cast since she will generate many many hate points for her role.. But the amazing thing is that when she acts evil, she's hellla evil..and when she acts as the good guy, goddamn, she's good.

Steven Ma is looking darker by the day. How can TVB allow that? Hello?? CAN WE GET SOME SUNBLOCK LOTION IN HERE??? My poor baby.

And Shi Ho Fat.. another death. But it's ok, we're immune to death now. Since Moses died, everyone's been dying one by one. But the way Moses died wasn't majestic enough.....though he looks damn old as King. Even though he is also 33 year old.. so is Ellesmere Choi who plays Chi Chiu. Steven Ma is also 33. Imagine, being the same age as your son-in-law and son.

I especially miss Siu Yan Chi(wong kung kung).. he's sooo loyal and noble and THE STUPID BITCH CHIU YAN caused him to die.. sob..my dear adorable eunuch.. :( :(..

Anybody notice that it's another team-up for the crazed baddies, Tong Po Lun and Raja Fuk(Fuk Wong)? Remember them as the masked rapist in arm reaction 2/3..?? tsk tsk..and haha to Tong Po Lun for having been reduced to commoner status.

Something is wrong with Sing Hing's face. He smiles abit too much. "Saya telah disusahkan perempuan keji". Steven Ma said, "Lagi lagi perempuan jahat itu." Yes, I read the sub-titles abit too much!

I like the 6 year old manchurian king though.. damn cute:D I wonder how Tin wang yu died? What about Tin Fei? Admittedly, Chiu Yan does look cute in a manchurian get up.

The new 8.30 show, King of yesterday and tomorrow is also a promising one! The storyline is about Kong Wah who plays the king of Qing dynasty who was brought forward 200 years to the future by some whirlwind along with his killer Lei Sei Leung played by none other than MAGGIE CHEUNG HOR YEE (^_^)\/ *peace*
So just imagine them la, like some country bumpkins.. but then there's also another family involved(they are from modern times)..and it's some corporate family.. oldman(Paul Chun Wah/wai) got three wifes.. oldest wife long time no see(usually act as poor woman one... act as a big taitai pun tak jadi)..second wife is a fun mother in other shows..she's bitchy but the more likeable one between the two but she's had experience acting bitchy. And the third wife?! Transformation. She's such an angel in this one! She's like damn evil in all the other shows no matter what role she plays(even if she was given the kepoh aunty who stays next door role, she'd manage to turn it into something evil-ly)..she's the lady who played nancy sit's sister in return of the cuckoo..she was a triad boss in that show..(tai ka cheh). Anyway, i like the cast they ensembled for the family members.

You guys remember the evil guy in threshold of an era?? he acted as Flora Chan's father in the show.. he also acted as Lisa Wang's ex-husband.. and in let's face It he acted as lisa's wang husband(not ex) who was an English teacher but spoke terrible english? He's got a role of a sidekick in this show. LoL. What did he ever do to TVB that reduced him to such a role?

The oldest son, Brian (in Hongkee slang, BraI-yan) is one of my favourite sidekicks.. although he's supposed to be a corrupted push over in this one. He acted as Nick Cheung's best friend in Ups and Downs in the Sea of Love! ..and then his wife is a bitch la.. any show also she's a bitch la. The second son, Hugo (HeW-go) used to play the son of the third wife in Return Of the cuckoo. He was the one who fell in love with the milkman's daughter. then the third son,Frankie (franK-kee) is being played by One of my favourite veteran actor(this is ancient, anybody remembers The Good Old Days?? he was the second brother). Um, he's also the brother of Alex Fong in burning flame 2. He played a gay character there who died of AIDS? Oh well, he's DAMN man in this show ok. And lastly, all cute-sey and all which is SO not her, is the all time ice queen Melissa Ng(Dr.Lo in A Kindred Spirit) who is the youngest daughter,Rachel (RaY-churl) and of course the love interest of Kong Wah in this show..but is acting abit too cute. Argh argh ... i can't take anymore saccharine shit from her..arghhh..arghh..

But I love shows with have family politics:) That's why treshold of an era is good. it's like watching a reality tv show. After one person dies, who will become president of the company?

However, Kong wah and Maggie Cheung are sooo cute in this series..the way they both talk are from the ancient times..hahahaha.. it's like, one long complex sentence, and in the malay subtitles, it's just "tolong, ah piew". And Maggie cheung is sooo.. ah, she's soo versatile I should say. She and Ada Choi can both act as mei yan(beautiful woman) anytime and hilarious comedians another. I respect the two. And the way she's so adament on killing the King(kong wah) is just soo cute..and she and her "balas budi tuan" attitude.

When am I gonna actually focus on my studies?

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