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Monday, April 18, 2005
Things I Wish I Had Known At 14

After hearing about Hsien and Chien's siblings being more matured than their peers plainly because they have older siblings who instilled a sense of maturity in their heads, Mel and I started to ponder. All four of us are the oldest in the family and same goes for alot of the other Dahlings.:) So we must've seemed REALLY immature back at 14 since we did not have any older siblings to show us the ropes.

But I guess we were okay.. in a way we had Big Sister Figures in our cousins. Mine was Cousin Jacq and Mel's was her Cousin Syl Fyn. We hung out with our cousins so much in our formative years. I don't know about Mel, but I can tell you during those times I copied exactly what my cousin Jacq did. She had an email that read, jacqueline_17@hotmail.com and the moment I went on the internet I registered, Jolene_17@hotmail.com. That was 7 years ago. She wore black, I wore black. She liked Leonardo Dicaprio, I also thought, "yea, Leonardo Dicaprio's cool. Man, he's hot.". Are all little girls like that? I guess in a way it's a form of flattery.

So, on the ride back from Sg. Wang, Mel and I compiled a list. We started off laughing at Liss' comment back in form2 stating, "Eh, guys only have one ball right?"..

... and that line became our tag phrase for many many many years... and many many more years to come.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA.

So here goes. You can read the first part of the list in Mel's blog.

Things You Should Know When You're 14 Part 2

1. Not everybody laughs when you pour water on them.

2. If you think a guy is cute, it doesn't mean he thinks you're cute too.

3. The scariest teachers are usually the nicest teachers at the end of the day.

4. You start to see how similiar you are to your parents.

5. You should already know every trick on how to bully your siblings into making you happy.

6. There is no such thing as studying one subject at a time.

7. Not everybody likes you.

8. Armpit hair is ugly. Really. *those who remember..*nudge, nudge**

9. Braces makes the world a better place at the end of the day.

10. It's time to throw away the Kikilala clothes.

11. Keeping sanitary pads in your bag is a good idea.

12. Never sit with your legs wide open under the lab tables.

13. The guys in your form will eventually grow to be as "matured" as the senior guys.

14. You really have to lock the toilet door when you're using it. Yes. Really.
15. Prefects are power hungry, but they'll resume human-hood after the elections.

16. Long fringes are so not cool. Especially for guys.

17. Bring your own salt to school.

18. Not all female seniors are nice.

19. Some of the best friends you'll ever have are also your female seniors.

20. Some female juniors are extremely friendly because you're A SENIOR. The novelty dies off when they realise they are just as smart/knowledgable as you. Then you're back to being a nobody. *shrugs*

21. It's very normal to have a crush on every decent male senior.

22. Blowing bubbles in the middle of the road will degenerate your reputation. Especially if you're a senior.

23. Wearing hot pants and spaggheti tees will make guys in your form who have yet to know you(Kay Hong and Zhuo Yan in 2000 and 2001 respectively) think you're a slutty senior.

24. Always be careful when talking bad about someone through ICQ/SMS. You never know if you could accidentally send it to the bitchee him/herself.

25. Girls and guys CAN be friends.

26. Oil films are not Listerine Pocket Paks. Oil films are NOT edible. - directed to a guy who was in SMSJ.

27. People can tell if you don't wash your hair for more than two days.

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 12:51:51 pm
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Ben Shyen's Birthday Party

Ben Shyen celebrated his 21st birthday party at Pan Bakery in SS15. The cafe's owner's son,Ariel, happens to be a good friend of Ben Shyen AND happens to know about my handphone in my bra story. Yes. It's a legend, a myth, spread far.

Why, the last time I saw Ben Shyen was a good three months ago but it was nice of him to still remember us little girlies. Ben Shyen will always remain as popular..nothing can change that. Be it among his christian friends, IMU friends or us old SMSU-ians, Ben Shyen will always be Ben Shyen. Though the trademark Ham Sap Ben Shyen is gone, part of his wackiness and shameless-in-a-good-way self is still very much what makes him, him. By the way, I was just chatting on msn with him half an hour ago and he said that he will be my gynae in the future. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yes. He will make a good doctor. But how will I ever be able to look at him in the eye again after he has peered into my Folds Of Passion? Future reunions will never be the same.

 
 Here's what we got him. I'm proud to say that he really really likes the white tie!

The crowd.


 l-r: Liss, Mel, Esther, Me, Mun Teng


 l-r: Yuen Fatt, Liss, Ben Shyen, Me, Mel, Esther, Mun Teng

BWahhahahaha...there was a wasp on my cup and Liss was like grabbing my arm asking me to kill it. ... I swatted it away and it ended up in her cup and drowned.


 Liss was damn scared.


 Yuen Fatt and Me.


 Vjay and Mel


 Esther and Me


 Oooh! the three of us;) l-r: Esther, mel and Me. I so need to dye my hair, but I won't. Money, you know. :(


 My favourite Third Leg.


 Dennis and Mel are the only two people in the world who would continue to murder a papaya so that I can take a photo of their silly antics.


l-r: Third Leg, Yuen Fatt, Dennis


 top l-r: Ying Mei, Dennis, Joshua, Yuen Fatt, Me, Esther, Ben Shyen
 bottom l-r: Liss, Mun Teng, Vjay, Mel


 Vern Yang!


 Mel asked me to pinch her boyfriend's ass and this is his reaction. After I pinched his ass.


top l-r: Ying Mei and Me.
 bottom l-r: Mel, Liss, Esther, Mun Teng.


 Third Leg and Esther.


 Ben Shyen giving the obligatory birthday speech.


 Here he is, singing a song for his mother whose birthday is a day before his.


 Too bad no one was near enough to push his head into the cake.


 The view from upstairs. Pan Bakery seems like a nice place. I've never been there though.


 Mel and Liss pulling faces behind a glass window.


 Myself and the birthday boy!


 Ben Shyen and Liss.


 Ying Mei and Dennis


 l-r: Mel, Me, Ben Shyen, Esther, Liss.


 l-r: Me, Esther and Liss

Well, Ben Shyen, here's to you, if you ever read my blog.. A very happy 21st birthday. *hugs*

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 2:43:13 am
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Sunday, April 17, 2005
A Lifetime Of Camwhoring

Since I'm more than a little bored, I decided to dig out all the old photographs and put it up on my blog. Here's to a life time of camwhoring! Cheers!

The first day: O years old.


Taken after I was born at Assunta hospital. Wait, obviously it was taken AFTER I was born right? *smacks head*


Yeah, just before full moon!


Hehehe..woopsie! Oei Audrey, I got into porn very early too.

At age 1, 1988:


Poo poo time!

 
Paternal grand dad and I trying to bond.

Age 2, 1989:


At that camera hating stage. I KNOW. You'd think I've always been the camwhore.


In cameron highland, I remember that jumper made noises at the chest when you pressed on it.

At age 3, 1990:


When Mervyn came along. Dancing to Dad's guitar.


I loved my toys:D


Maternal grand dad and I sharing a tender moment.


Lady boss


hehehe.. my Aunty Ping made loads and loads of costumes.. here's me in one of them.

 
Cousin Hong Weng being the perfect gentleman. Remember, this is the cousin who posed with me with our deceased granddad in the recent cheng beng photoblog?

At age 4, 1991:


I think this was in Penang...


HAHAHA.. I love this picture. We swapped bikes.


Cousin Shevie and I in Cameron Highlands. Isn't she cute?! She was about 1+ years old. Now she's... 14. yeah.


At grand dad's place in Section 18 PJ.

At age 5, 1992:


First day of kindergarten!


My dad took a picture of the seniors... I was still in Intermediate then.


GASP!! It's BARRY!!


My class did ballroom dancing for our performance. Since we were lacking of guys, I was asked to be a guy since I was one of the tallest girls in class. It sucked because I really wanted to wear the pretty yellow dress. ;'(


At Dad's company's Family Day. I'm the one in green.. the girl. The girl in white with the bob is Goh Yen Yen. Some of you A-levels folks may remember her. She passed away last year due to a sudden high fever. She was only 18. :( She was my dad's boss's daughter.

At age 6, 1993:


Oh no!!!! The hao por in me has surfaced!

At age 7, 1994:


Shevie and me during Christmas.

At age 8, 1995:


Getting nerdy. I hate my hair. hate.hate.hate.

At age 9, 1996:


Cousin Jacqueline and I


My second dog, Cuddles! She was quite the cocker spaniel. Pretty thing. She ran away a year later. ;(


l-r: Cousin Hong Fei, Mervyn, Myself, Cousin Hong Weng. In Cameron Highland's farm.

At age 10, 1997:


Full blown nerd. At bird park, KL.

At age 11, 1998:


The Hao Por is still there!! Somewhere on a cruise.


Any of you SMDU or SMDJ folks remember these boys? Christopher(1986) and Jason(1987) Woon? Well, they are my cousins' cousins. They've gone to New Zealand though.
l-r: Jason, Cousin Derek, Christopher, and my brother Mervyn. Taken in Tasik Dayang Bunting, Langkawi, 1998.

At age 12, 1999:


yucky hair. What was I thinking? Taken in Australia.

At age 13, 2000:


l-r: Me, mum and bro. In Port Dickson.


My brother insists that I show you all a *VERY* recent photo of him. He wants you to know he is not fat anymore.

At age 14, 2001:


At an uncle's wedding in Singapore!


Again, he insists.


This is a classic!! Cousin Derek and Mervyn asleep while the tea ceremony for one of the Singapore weddings was going on. My Uncle Pun took this one. Nice shot!


He still insists. *sigh*


At the end of 2001, I had this crazy idea to dye my hair blue and purple. Here're some cringe-inducing photos of my hair.


....

At age 15, 2002:


At another Singapore wedding. Can see I'm starting to get fat here. ;\

Oh well..:D Wonder how many of you actually scrolled to the very end of this entry. Won't put up any of my 16, 17 or 18 year old photos because I started this blog when I was 16. So yeah.. I'm sure you've had enough.

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 3:55:55 am
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