One friday in form4, someone exclaimed, "Eh, after recess got spotcheck..."...Everybody started to panic because we did not see this coming. Our kind PJ teacher's pockets were already full with liquid papers and handphones. I'm serious. She was like bulging at the sides and pulling at her kurung. So I smiled indignantly to the people at my table and said, "Look! I can do this! Wahahaha!". Li Peng's, Chee Kiang's, Gaya's, Christopher's, Kwo Kuang's, Chun Shiong's, Khairil's, Wern Cheen's and Eu Foh's eyes widen into saucer plates when I stuck my handphone into my bra.

"Can see or not?" I urged my classmates. All taking advantage to have a 'closer look', ahem, said, "No no cannot..cannot..wah! so keng!"

Kwo Kuang, ever the ass, took Chee Kiang's handphone and dialled my number. I was leaning against the lab table and any vibration could be felt by the entire table.

At first, red, green, blue, yellow, purple lights were seen flashing through my baju kurung. Then the table started to buzz in short intervals. Everyone around the table laughed like mad. LOL. I swear that was one of the longest laughter we had back in 2002.

Today, I did a repeat! But it was in front of my female classmates, but they were still disgusted none the less. It was in the college garden and it was quite warm. I had forgotten about the no handphone rule for practical examinations and I suddenly remembered my old faithful hiding place. I placed it in and voila! It still holds! But somehow, after years of not using the technique, I felt pretty awkward sitting for an examination with a handphone pressing against my chest. When I removed it(note: it was a hot day), I had to dab away my perspire. I know, I know I am disgusting. It was a hot day, damnit! I don't think Chien, Jocelyn, Gan and Hwee Yin will want to friend me anymore already. You should have seen the disgusted look on their faces. Hohoho!

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Right after I posted the entry, Esther messaged me on skype: