At 11pm, I decided enough was enough when I screamed, "WHAT THE FUCK IS IMBIBITITION???" at my biology options text book and launched it across my room. I stripped and headed to the bathroom for a well deserved shower. Half way pooping, I thought I heard a baby crying. Then it sounded like a man crying in the style of a baby. Then the baby and the man started to cry louder.

Suddenly, a whole orchestra of voices cried like a baby at the same time.

I pointed my showerhead at the bathroom window and hoped that the damn cats would think it's raining and head for shelter. When that didn't work, I started to bark.

Stupid cats: "MeOWwrrrRrrrrr..AUrrr........YeeOooowowwwww..."
Me: "WROUFFFFF......GRRRROOOOUUUUUU...ARUUUUUUUU" Stupid cats: "Meeee YAUUUuuuuuuu...AuuUUuuu.......SsSssssssSss" Me: "ARFFFF...ARFFF...*GROWL*...WRRRROOOOOOOUUUUFFF!!"
Obviously it didn't work.

Until 3 am, the damn cats were still having a good time tormenting me while I continued studying for my biology. I'm surprised I didn't write, "MEroOowowow.." when the question asked me to describe the oxygen affinity of fetal haemoglobin.

Today, after the biology option paper, Gan and I headed to In Cafe opposite our college. The cafe is known for it's Campus City events(I think), nice cozy seatings and deli foods. We thought it was a great place to get some mechanics done before the paper at 1pm!

And as you know, trying to understand maths means giving the topic at hand your full concentration. After awhile, a table at the back of the cafe erupted in annoying laughter. How annoying can a laughter be, you say? How about if you can feel the vibration on YOUR OWN CHAIR?

Oh, did I mention they were playing Uno?(One thing I've always hated about the cafe is that they provice Uno cards AND UNO STACKO(thank god they didn't play it) and other board games for their patrons). They would scream and laugh and hit the table really hard and then scream and laugh again. It certainly didn't help that there was a banshee sitting amongst them and everytime she lost, she'd let our a sharp shrill that filled the entire cafe and made everyone turn to look.

I WAS STILL TRYING TO STUDY SOME DAMN MECHANICS, BITCH.

I was wondering what would happen if I went over and hit my hand on the table really hard too and ask them to shut the fuck up. Then I remembered what happened to Darren Kang and decided against it.

As they were leaving, they were still screaming with laughter and I said really loudly, "OMIGOD THE NOISE IS MAKING MY PAPER VIBRATE!!!".. Dei, it was true. My paper was vibrating as they laughed. If a guy from a few tables away turned to look at me, it meant that, good, at least those nails-on-blackboard people would have heard me too. I gave each of them a glare as they walked out for being so inconsiderate to the other patrons of the cafe.

OF COURSE IT'S OK TO HAVE FUN. But they shouldn't have acted as if they were in the comfort of their own homes during chinese new year celebrations!

At 1pm, the nuissance didn't end there. I found a place in the middle of the hall and I was filling in the attendance slip on my maths paper, I heard a soft whistling that went like this: "Piiii..............Piiiiiii.....". I turned around and there was this dude on my south east making small noises through his lips, that he probably discovered was dry enough to create such sounds.

I gave him the look I reserved for Noisy People Behind Me At The Cinema. (head turned slightly towards their direction, held at that position, looking at them out of the corner of my eyes until they shut up). When I turned to the front, the sounds were heard again!! "Piiii......Piiiiii...". I don't know if he saw it, but I formed my digits into The Finger and rested it on the side of my chair.


I just hate noises in times when peace is most important.