And off I went into the line awaiting their turns for slope, parking and three point turn. I got into this ratty old looking Kancil with a malaysia flag on the side. Slope was good. No problem. But parking?!! My engine died like THREE times..!! and it chugged and tugged back and chugged and tugged back and I was panicking by then. So decided to get it over and done with quickly. made for the three point turn but don't think I turned enough. Then it was time to reverse but my engine kept dying. I felt damn panicky. I reffed the engine yet still it wouldn't move. I sceamed at the JPJ men, "Kereta rosak la!!" then they were like, "BEBASKAN GEAR LAA!!"(for my non-malaysian friends,(even if I have any, they were from malaysia once upon a time) it meant, FREE YOUR DAMN GEAR BITCH!) then I looked down, and sure enough my gear wasn't at neutral. I nearly died. But then I released the gear to neutral and I tried to turn the engine on again but it just chugged and died..chugged and died..so I said, "Eh takboleh lar!!"(Cannot) and then one old JPJ man came up to me and he tried driving my car and he asked me, "Kalau saya boleh reverse kereta .. ah apa?" (If I can reverse the car, then what?) To which I replied, nearly in tears, "Saya gagal lar.."(I fail lar)..then he really could move the car. And he got out and I got in and drove it back. Damn, I was like, "Shit, is this it?"...I drove all the way back to the starting point and got out feeling damn dejected and useless. I stood under the hot sun for awhile not knowing where to go and what will happen. Everyone was looking at the stupid woman under the sun with a close-to-tears-face. Then I saw a booth next to the slope and thought that I should just go and confirm if I failed or not. But when I went there they were like, "Moi! Panic kenapa? Kau Pass la!!"(Little Chinese Girl, Why Panic? You Passed La!)

Then I went to the other area to wait for my road test. Yes, I bribed. I got into the car and did the five things and off I went. I was driving on 2nd gear for awhile.. thought that I needed to pick up speed before changing to the third gear. After 5 minutes or so, he asked me to park at the side of the road. Then he looked at me and asked me, "Macam mana kamu belajar memandu kereta?"(How did you learn how to drive a car?) "Kau Pandu macam ini..tentulah tak boleh!"(You drive like that..sure cannotla!)... "Kau tahu tak apa kesalahan kamu??"(Do you know what your mistakes are?) To which I shook my head sadly. He said, "Pertama sekali .. kau tak boleh pandu dengan halaju 20km/h. Sekurang-kurangnya 40km/h!"(Firstly, you can't drive at 20km/h.. you have to be at atleast 40km/h) "Lepas itu, apabila kamu tukar gear..kamu lihat gear kamu terlalu lama.. tak bolehlah tu!"(After that, when you change your gear, you looked at your gear for far too long. Cannot like that!)