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Wednesday, April 07, 2004


Bad Luck

The one thing I detest about going all the way to Bangi for my driving is the length of the journey. Not once have I not fallen asleep in the car on the way there and on the way back. I'm the kind of person who can sleep just anywhere.

But throughout the journey I made friends with this girl from SJ. Her name is Esther Loh and a girl from my old school named Jennifer Teh. We started chatting about our old schools and soon I fell asleep leaving the two to chitchat for the reaming 40 minutes(ride is 45 minutes). Was awaken by the Uncle as we arrived at our destination. Got off the red kancil and proceeded to get our numbers. After lepaking around for quite awhile..(I waited till nearly 11....from 8.)

And off I went into the line awaiting their turns for slope, parking and three point turn. I got into this ratty old looking Kancil with a malaysia flag on the side. Slope was good. No problem. But parking?!! My engine died like THREE times..!! and it chugged and tugged back and chugged and tugged back and I was panicking by then. So decided to get it over and done with quickly. made for the three point turn but don't think I turned enough. Then it was time to reverse but my engine kept dying. I felt damn panicky. I reffed the engine yet still it wouldn't move. I sceamed at the JPJ men, "Kereta rosak la!!" then they were like, "BEBASKAN GEAR LAA!!"(for my non-malaysian friends,(even if I have any, they were from malaysia once upon a time) it meant, FREE YOUR DAMN GEAR BITCH!) then I looked down, and sure enough my gear wasn't at neutral. I nearly died. But then I released the gear to neutral and I tried to turn the engine on again but it just chugged and died..chugged and died..so I said, "Eh takboleh lar!!"(Cannot) and then one old JPJ man came up to me and he tried driving my car and he asked me, "Kalau saya boleh reverse kereta .. ah apa?" (If I can reverse the car, then what?) To which I replied, nearly in tears, "Saya gagal lar.."(I fail lar)..then he really could move the car. And he got out and I got in and drove it back. Damn, I was like, "Shit, is this it?"...I drove all the way back to the starting point and got out feeling damn dejected and useless. I stood under the hot sun for awhile not knowing where to go and what will happen. Everyone was looking at the stupid woman under the sun with a close-to-tears-face. Then I saw a booth next to the slope and thought that I should just go and confirm if I failed or not. But when I went there they were like, "Moi! Panic kenapa? Kau Pass la!!"(Little Chinese Girl, Why Panic? You Passed La!)

Then I went to the other area to wait for my road test. Yes, I bribed. I got into the car and did the five things and off I went. I was driving on 2nd gear for awhile.. thought that I needed to pick up speed before changing to the third gear. After 5 minutes or so, he asked me to park at the side of the road. Then he looked at me and asked me, "Macam mana kamu belajar memandu kereta?"(How did you learn how to drive a car?) "Kau Pandu macam ini..tentulah tak boleh!"(You drive like that..sure cannotla!)... "Kau tahu tak apa kesalahan kamu??"(Do you know what your mistakes are?) To which I shook my head sadly. He said, "Pertama sekali .. kau tak boleh pandu dengan halaju 20km/h. Sekurang-kurangnya 40km/h!"(Firstly, you can't drive at 20km/h.. you have to be at atleast 40km/h) "Lepas itu, apabila kamu tukar gear..kamu lihat gear kamu terlalu lama.. tak bolehlah tu!"(After that, when you change your gear, you looked at your gear for far too long. Cannot like that!)
Then I asked him, "um, so saya gagal?"(So, I failed?)... then he was like, "Gagal La!!"(FAIL LA!)..then we switched place and he drove me all the way back but dropped me far away from the waiting bay .. at least I won't be embarassed. Then I was pissed and I called Petaling Baru(my driving school) and asked them what the problem was. And then the lady said that she was sorry that she couldn't give the bribe money today because some high ranking officials are hear to check on this kichimai officials. So that explains my bad luck. How unlucky.. So sad. Have to wait for one more week to my P. Bitch.

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Tuesday, April 06, 2004


Lame Boys Outside My Gate

I know I should be sleeping now and all..the time now is like 2.00am plus plus. I have my driving test tomorrow..and argh.I'm not asleep yet..! My dad's so funny,he asked me to pray for tomorrow..even though I already paid the duit kopi. But at least it's nice of him to make such a big deal out of it. :) Makes me feel important.

Just got off from a long chat with Sophia ... was great talking to you girl. *big hug*
And just finished a looooooong game of Solitaire on MSN with Barry..hahaha.. damn funny.

I'm quite worried about Bubbles.. he doesn't seem to be eating..and he is getting thinner and he doesn't look very active. I'm so afraid. I hope what happened to Shi Ling won't happen to him. Even though he's dang annoying at times.. but, he's been with me for four years now. Surely I love him too?

Anyway, on a lighter note: My parents + grandmother and I were driving around Subang taking pictures of houses with great exterior that uses wooden motive. Planning to renovate my front yard! Anyway, was driving along USJ2 area and bypassed Ladybird Kindergarten(my old kindergarten!).. I saw Mr.Ng (old principle) coming out of the gates. So I was looking at him hoping to catch his eye he looked up and gave me a weird look. I made my dad do a huge turn to go say hi to him. But my dad said he'd probably give me some standard answer since he couldn't possibly remember his pupils from 1992.

So I got out from the car and went up to him and said "Hi Mr. Ng! remember me?? I'm Jolene Lai!!" and he was like, "OH!! JOLENE! HI!! wow!!" then he said hello to my family and he was like, "oh! Jolene!! old student eh! I thought who was looking at me!"*he rubs his palms together*... Okay, I kinda didn't know he's so erm, like that. mentality still back in 1992. Now updated adi. Then he was like, "you guys stay over there right?"*points at USJ4*..and my mum was like, "no..ss18..."...and then he was like, "oh ya ya..right.."... then he was like, "so, jolene.. which standard are u in now?"
0_0... "erm, I'm in college now..".... he was like, "HAH!!??!!?? So many years already ar??" "yea..i was here in 1992-1993..hehe".. and he was like, "wow!! that long....."*and he probably realizes that it's been SO long since that kindergarten has been opened.*


Went to the movies with Nigel, Adrian, E-guy and Chang Song just now. Arrived there only to bicker about choice of movie.. lol..but it's great going on a Monday night. We walked straight up to the booth and could even stand there and make decisions and make phone call..lol..then instead of watching the Eye 2, we opt for The Gathering. I thought it was going to be boring at first. But it's not too bad. We waited for awhile with our popcorns and a coke each. I thought we looked quite sad lol. Everybody not wanting to share that kind. Then E-guy was peeved at Nigel for not remembering his birthday. Then I stole a popcorn from Nigel for being an ass for not remembering his good friend's birthday. Then I donated a popcorn to E-Guy as a pity gift. When we went into to look for the cinema...I brought the guys to the wrong end..and they all got pissed at me and took popcorns from my bag. lol. That was funny. Then we went into the cinema(the correct one)... were joined shortly after by Jiyang, Jimmy and friend.

The movie was great though. Then in the carpark Nigel was so dong dong he took the car and drove off and then Eguy,ADrian and Chang Song started running after it leaving poor Jolene behind ... shit I was scared!!  Then when they dropped me home, they waved at me very slowly as I opened the gates, the grill door, the wooden door..and they were still waving at me very slowly. Then I ran upstairs to my mum's room and see if they were still waving...well, they still were.  Then they came out slowly two by two. Two from the right... very very slowly..like corpse walking...and two more from the left hand side door.. creepy..and they joined together and looked up at my window in unison. Then they just stood there. and stood and stood. Even though I was laughing and asking them to stop it they were still there.. lol..YESLA VERY CREEPY LAAAA.. then they slowly disbanded and went back into the car in the exact same manner.. and they went in and switched on the lights and waved at me in that ultra slow motion way again. Creepy sial. I got some pictures.


Can you see Nigel and gang in the kenari? dark figures...




Then gathering outside my gate trying to scare me. This was taken from my upstairs' window which explains the quality.
 

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 4:06:53 am
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Sunday, April 04, 2004


ARGHHHH

SIM OOI KEONG IS A BIG FAT BASTARD!!!

I mean yes, I know I have a tummy, thank you very much, but do you have to tell me?!

This was what happened, I came online to MSN after dinner at my grandparents, and he was like, "so how's dinner?" and i was like, "ugh..stuffed"..and he was like, "Well, you gotta lose that tummy.."
 I'm like WHAT THE FUCK?! Who the fuck is he to tell me to lose MY tummy?! FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then I told him that he's such a prick for being such an asshole..and being damn rude about it..ARGH ARGH...
then i was like, "what?? my tummy???" then he was like, "yea.. from ur pix.."
What the fuck?!!!!!!??!!!!!!!?!?!! ..i mean, USE UR BRAINS LA FRIEND... u don't tell this kind of shit to girls..
... the way he says is as if I'm obese.......I KNOW I'VE GOT SOME LARD BUT MY TUMMY IS NOT OBSCENELY HUGE...

and the one thing I hate most in the whole world is criticism. Sorry, but that's me.

So ooi keong, prepare to be hated for life. YOU DESERVE IT BITCH.

Message to people like Barry and David: don't bother leaving a comment.You won't side me anyway.

Bottom line: You're a being with balls and you don't insult women. But unfortunately, some being with balls still do.

p/s: I know some of you who are reading this will go, "aiyooo..why lar so siuhei/sensitive..."...
But please, this IS me. SO, too bad!!

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 11:16:02 pm
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Hi, my name is Jolene and if there is a question in your head, this answer will definitely answer it: I was wrong and irrational. I was being a woman.


Jolene Lai, Jolene Lai,
Came to life in January and not July,
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This dental student is home sick,
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