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Sunday, April 04, 2004


ARGHHHH

SIM OOI KEONG IS A BIG FAT BASTARD!!!

I mean yes, I know I have a tummy, thank you very much, but do you have to tell me?!

This was what happened, I came online to MSN after dinner at my grandparents, and he was like, "so how's dinner?" and i was like, "ugh..stuffed"..and he was like, "Well, you gotta lose that tummy.."
 I'm like WHAT THE FUCK?! Who the fuck is he to tell me to lose MY tummy?! FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then I told him that he's such a prick for being such an asshole..and being damn rude about it..ARGH ARGH...
then i was like, "what?? my tummy???" then he was like, "yea.. from ur pix.."
What the fuck?!!!!!!??!!!!!!!?!?!! ..i mean, USE UR BRAINS LA FRIEND... u don't tell this kind of shit to girls..
... the way he says is as if I'm obese.......I KNOW I'VE GOT SOME LARD BUT MY TUMMY IS NOT OBSCENELY HUGE...

and the one thing I hate most in the whole world is criticism. Sorry, but that's me.

So ooi keong, prepare to be hated for life. YOU DESERVE IT BITCH.

Message to people like Barry and David: don't bother leaving a comment.You won't side me anyway.

Bottom line: You're a being with balls and you don't insult women. But unfortunately, some being with balls still do.

p/s: I know some of you who are reading this will go, "aiyooo..why lar so siuhei/sensitive..."...
But please, this IS me. SO, too bad!!

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I'm A Pirate! Ahoy!

I'm so happy..nyahahaha... I found a better way to solve my limited number of rental days for the TVB shows that I rent. Keep guessing...!!

I had another hair bo0-b00 incident.. I thought my brother's hair gel was a bottle of shampoo.... ewwww..What's wrong with me and labels?!! It was so nice and glittery(you know how I am with glittery stuff..*_*) I thought, "wow, what kind of cool shampoo is this?!"..scrub scrub.. no foam forming... my hair started to get really sticky..and STIFF.. and uh-oh.. HAIR GEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Here are some pics I was taking just now:


Angel fighting with Winnie The Pooh..1..2..3...DING DING DING..Winnie Wins! *eh?*


.....kiss and make up!! *muaks*

At about 12.45am.. Kaang Cheing asked me to go outside to look at the sky to check out this cool round thing around the moon. Well, here are the pics, Kaang Cheing..!




Jayelle's back and neck ached at 1:11:39 am
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Saturday, April 03, 2004


I Scared Thunder..!

It's been raining almost everyother day.. I'm so sick of it. But I have no idea why my puppy, Angel loves the rain. She'd run outside and then just stand there under the rain. Then one of us will have to take an umbrella and run out to carry her in before she catches a cold.. poor doggie..!

Yesterday started off with a long and dreadful biology class... gosh.. I fell asleep, AGAIN. NO NO NO This has GOT to stop. But apparently when we come back, we will be getting a 30+ yr old man to conduct our classes. Hope we'd be given some eye candy! However, the holidays have started!!! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY..

It's confirmed!! Barry, Agnez, Lie Yuen, Jocelyn, Fong, Johnathan, Li Shan, Arvind and I are all going to Genting on the 15th!! whee!!! More pics for my blog..!! lol! My first outing with my classmates...:) This promotion thing is damn cheap... RM120 for two people for a one night stay in First world hotel, two tickets for the outdoor themepark, two Fantastica circus tickets (Barry said that he'll be sleeping during the show. But I bet he'll be the one going, "OHMIGOD SO COOL.. WOW.. WOW... HAHAHA.. SO FUNNY.. SO COOOOOOL."...)..erm, and free return skyway tickets, and discount on food bla bla bla.
Lie Yuen, Jocelyn and I are gonna help get this thing into gear as we'll be going down to KL this Wednesday (thank god for KTMs and LRTs) to Wisma Genting to buy the tickets.
But I told myself, for these two weeks, I'd have to seriously seriously get some studying done.... ... i really really want to start studying.

After class, I went with Krystle to Pyramid to help her purchase some stuff for her class' nail art thing for their SAM charity drive. So happy that Bumcity has got this new range of pastel coloured nail polish..JOY!! .. Gonna paint my nails turqoise yellow turqoise yellow pINk! (Krystle's idea!) Honestly, this is my third time helping a class with their nail arts' idea for a charity something..! In march 2003 it was for hsin Ee's SAM class.. and then in July 2003 was for my own class and now this!! What fun!  I didn't know SHIN sells SO much of nail stuff..I hyper-ventilated at the site of all the cool shite they have.. fake nails sorted out according to SHAPES and LENGTHS... opaque plastics or clear plastics... and erm, a fake finger to practise filing/buffing nails..exactly like the one they had in my old workplace..!...and DAMN they had the RIGHT sized Diamontes(sp?).. and many many nail magazines which cost me a bomb. and funky looking colours from the OPI range... RM50 per bottle.. might as well ask me to buy it with money I gain from prostitution.. but I would love it for Christmas though! I was thinking of investing in the clear coat OPI as i use clear coats alot as it is a must after every nail art/polish done.. but haih, whatever for..:) Sorry Krystle for making you buy so many things..hope your classmates won't kill you?

It's really nice of Sophia to call me for her birthday party(even though it's suppose to be a makan for no reason..haha.. thought u could fool us eh, Sophia?) yesterday. However I was waiting for Zhuo Yan to pick me up at 6.30pm but kevin picked me up instead as it'll be abit too troublesome for Zhuo Yan to turn in to pick me up later. We then reached Zhuo Yan's place and it involved a lot of sign language as the rain was very heavy.(kevin parking his car, undecided, and Zhuo Yan cannot understand what kevin was saying from his own car..). Then it was about 7.10 and we were like, "shit it's late..".. zhuo Yan said he told nicholas he'd be there by 6.45pm and then he was like saying, "sei lor.. he wait so long, his perfume all also sure evaporated adi.."..Hahaha..I was laughing so hard. But damn the jam..it was terrible...! But in typical OUR fashion, out came the camera...


Nicholas and I in the backseat..... hmm..sounds like fun!


Thank god Kevin's hands are long enough to take such a nice picture..! from left to right would be Zhuo Yan, Nicholas, Me and Kevin!


Wah Zhuo Yan's hand also so long one ah!


Told you the jam was horrible..


Nicholas and I with our backseat product.. didn't know that we left the zoom on.. hAiH wasted. But all the nicer ones with our 'baby' were deleted by Nicholas for fear of the BloG!..

Alas we arrived at the party..there was nothing at first but a bowl of extremely delicious mashpotatoes and loads of drinks.... mmm. Never knew I liked mashpotatoes. But they were goood. Sophia made sure everyone was introduced to each other. Them DJians sure are friendly. Hot chics after hot chics all sitting in a row. Then I met this girl called Amanda(AH-MAHN-DAH) who is supposedly similiar to me! =) nice, nice! Always glad to meet a fellow crazy.
At first there were alot of cups ..but after awhile there weren't many left so we took them all into the ktichen and decided to wash them. Soon after, quite alot of people were helping in the kitchen too! But I didn't know one of the cups broke so I was just reaching down to pick up another cup to wash, but OWww..I cut my finger on it. After that, I went to apologize to Sophia about the cup and then she was like, "oh nevermind, nevermind it's ok.." I noticed that she was washing her own finger... her dog bit her and it was bleeding! Seriously, she should have gone to the docter straight. Then I came back into the kitchen and saw another girl cluthing her fingers.. apparently she was washing one of the dishes and she didn't see the chip and cut herself too..Owwww.... what a horrible trend.

Besides taking alot of pictures..Abby, Zhuo Yan and I practised our ke-to-na song ... must do it again sometime!! I still got my cd..=D .. When ken comes back from australia.. we'll get the entire interact gang to gather again and do the ke-to-na dance. ;D


kay Hong wants two girls. Jocelyn, Smalls, beware!


Kay Hong and the Birthday Girl who denies it's her birthday.


LiSs gave up hope on the guy's cooking and decided to cook her own chicken.


Nicholas and Zhuo Yan.. buat pe?



Two of Sophia's friends.. sorry, can't recall their names.. But I know one of them bought the cake for Sophia! How sweet:)


Zhuo Yan and I sharing a tender moment.


Cooking my own chicken is better than waiting for the boys to do it for us.  No more dropped-sausages-on-the-floor-and-washing-it-later-and-telling-Jolene-it-was-made-specially-for-her-by-Nicholas-yang-mengeramkan.


Sophia and I before she runs of to handle somemore stuff for her party. Poor girl!


Abby and the man behind cracked glasses. What happened to your glasses, Zhuo Yan?


The DJ crowd.. I actually said, "ok everybody, smile.."..quite a number of times. But for fear of paiseh-ness I just took a shot la!


Abby and I feeling amazed by the pretty looking line-line string-string light-light thing in Sophia's parents' room.


"See, Abby, fireworks, will you marry me?" - chun meng the romantic.


Upon Sophia's request, I reenacted Chun Meng's initiation into the gang scene. I only grab asses upon request. Not like I did it with total joy and happiness in my heart. Just uncontrollable giggles were the motivation!


Shannon!!


My bodyguards... left: Ji Yang. right: Jimmy. Yeah!


The one in black and white stripes would be me.. the one in red would be Nicholas and the head with dimples would be Chun Meng. Hahahaha..


Guy friend of Sophia's..(so sorry I forgot the names!!), Liss, Smalls!, Carmen!


Clockwise from top: carmen, Kay hong, Kevin and Hui Shian(is that right?)


Jocelyn and Kay Hong... Kay Hong, I told you to leave that night vision button alone(the night vision button is a strange thing on my camera..which explains the blueish colour of this pic..)..


L-r: liss, smalls, carmen, chien and I!


Clockwise from top: Kevin, guy Friend of Sophia, Kay Hong, Jocelyn and Faye!


jocelyn and kay hong! Again??


Faye and jocelyn! uh, sorry.. L-R!


On the top of the stairs: Smalls
Sitting, clockwise from top:Jimmy, Me, Kevin, Zhuo Yan(what's up with the two of you with the my-hair-can-stand-higher-than-yours competition?) and Jocelyn.


Jocelyn and Kay Hong! and then Kevin!


Shannon and I created this wonderful masterpiece while washing up in the kitchen. Heart-shaped fried rice! Valentine's Day Special!

After dinner, Abby and I were sitting behind having talks that won't involve the guys(chun guan and chun meng) all the way back till we reached Abby's house. She was telling me about a baby rabbit that she found on the road...so sad..she brought it home to feed it but it died the following day..:( ... after that, as we left, I overheard Chun Guan telling Chun Meng a saying he heard from someone once.. "Ei boy listen, UNCLE has been around even when YOU were swimming in YOUR father's BALLS!".. hahaha..damn farneeee.. then I fell asleep. All the way back to SS18....Thanks Chun Guan and Chun Meng for sending me home! I think Chun Guan was supposed to rush home because his grandmother said before 12.

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