No no, don't worry, this has nothing to do with me in recent times. Just stories I've heard of other people's boyfriends or potential boyfriends. I'm sure you have those moments too where you feel like strangling those men even though you don't know them.

However, let's not go dropping names because I just want to let you know bastardfying men can be. Their identities are not important.

Let's see if these stories piss you off:

1. Girl has period cramps. Girl asks boyfriend to go to the shops to buy her some pads. Boy attempts to go to shop. Girl finds boy sitting in a corner at home crying his eyes out. Boy shouts and slaps his head, "I'M OF NO USE!!! I AM SO LOUSY!!! I CAN'T EVEN BRING MYSELF TO BUY YOU A SANITARY PAD!!"....needless to say they didn't last long.

2. Girl and boy dated for three years over. Boy and girl works part time in shopping complex together but in different shops. Boy falls for little girl who's 4 years younger. Girl finds out. Girl punches guy.

3. Girl met boy in university. Girl wanted to do dentistry. Boy wanted to marry her. Boy asked her to do a course which would take a shorter time. Girl married boy. Couple of years later, boy has affair and asks girl to leave the house. MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. Girl chats happily with friend in class as boy hovers over protectively. Boy feels neglected. Boy scribbles the chinese character for "patience" on the table and slams the table and walks out the class.

5. Girl wears short skirt. Girl was asked by the lecturer to go to the front to do some explanation. Boy gets pissed at girl for the entire day and said that he doesn't want to see her. Just because her skirt was too short.

6. Boy puts pictures of himself and various girls in his friendster photos. But none of him and his then girlfriend.

7. Boy tells girl that he is falling in love with her. Girl very clever. Girl sent him a love quiz, the type that sends back the details that the recipient keyed in. Girl finds out that boy likes two other girls when asked to list out three girls whom he likes. If that didn't suck, girl was listed as number three. Fucker.

8. Boy forbids girl to go clubbing. One word is sufficient: Fucktard.

9. Girl goes to another country for studies after going steady with boy for awhile. Boy has dota nickname with girl's name in it. But boy has another girl hanging with him at the cybercafe almost every other day.

10. Girl has huge crush on boy. Boy thinks unkindly thoughts of the girl. Boy bullies girl. Girl cries. Boy throws 20 cents at her and asks her to buy tissue.

11. Boy and girl not in relationship but goes back to hometown together. Transport to hometown reaches destination very late at night. Girl asks boy where is the nearest LRT station. Boy said he doesn't know. Boy's father came to pick him up. Boy says Byebye to girl and leaves girl to walk for more than two kilometres in search of an LRT station at about 10pm all alone. Least boy could've done was offer the girl a ride to the nearest station.

What constitutes a bastardious(is that even a word?) man?
A man without an ambition. <---THIS IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT
A man without determination.
A man without a backbone.
A man who relies on a woman financially. (unless the husband has to be at home to take care of the kids, that's fine. But this will never happen in my life. I'll make sure of that.)
A man who allows a woman to pay.
A flirtatious taken man. (should really stop giving your girlfriend high bloog pressure).
A man who is a serial dater. An interval of anything less than a month and a half and you're officially a bastard.
A man who pouts about the absence of sex. Dump him straight away, girls. It is no different from rape.
A man who controls his woman. Fuck awayyy...
An emotional man. By this I mean men who are sensitive, cries easily and needs to be assured that they are constantly loved. You were born with a dick, not a pussy.

And of course, ANY man who lays even a FINGER on his woman, should be rammed over and over again by a big ass lorry. If man is still twitching, just reverse the damn lorry. Repeat until man is motionless.

But I have to give credit to men...because it actually took me quite awhile to think about these stories that I've heard. It goes to show that a vast majority of men that I know are quite fine gentlemen. :) All is not lost in the world.

I am sorry I was born ugly.

But what can I do? I don't have all the time in the monkey's backside's world to beautify myself everytime I take out my camera. Besides, most of the photos in the previous entries are of places that does not even require us to dress up, so PRAY TELL..GO mamak also must put make up ar?

Sorry lah, but Jolene Lai is not as pretentious as most of the girls out there. I don't want to lie to you and say, "See, I have such HUGE eyes." For fuck's sake, my eyes no matter how I eyeline also they'll still be small! SO I LET THEM REMAIN SMALL TOO BAD.

I don't need to put on make up for every photo I take or photoshop my face just because it won't SCARE people. Sorry lah! Then later people dig out photos of the real me and put it on the net now? I suppose this is one of the reasons why I am not a madly famous blogger, because I am not pretty enough. Madly famous bloggers are beautiful(and a good number of them are not natural beauties) and you tell me lah, how many times have links of their "without makeup/before plastic surgery" photos been passed around?

SO next time ar people, if you want to link me, just put a picture of me as a link first so that people who read your blog will decide if they want to have nightmares or not before coming over here.

AND OF COURSE I HAVE USED MAKE UP BEFORE, YOU DUMB FUCK. Obviously your first time coming to my blog.

Sorry folks.. but comments about my looks has always depressed me. Yes, I may not be the most beautiful girl out there but I sure as hell don't want to hear it!

I can still remember the first time I found out that I was not beautiful.

When I was 12 years old, I went over to Serene's house to practice for our Karaoke competition which was held by the choir club. That time ICQ was very in so we turned it on to see who was online.

Alas, that cute Nicholas Chee who is a form2 boy was online. Serene introduced us before and I was chatting with him abit online prior to that. I thought he was kinda cute and once passed by his class and smiled at him.

Then Serene and Nicholas initiated a chat room and started chatting. I was just sitting merrily behind her watching her chat away.

Suddenly he said, "Eh that day ar...that Jolene Lai walk past my class and smiled at me you know,"

I was elated because he mentioned me.

"Then my friends started laughing and said they want to pengsan. She's SO ugly I want to vomit..!!"

Imagine the crack of my heart when I read that.

Serene quickly typed back, "Er.....she's sitting right behind me...she very angry now..."

Though I tried to remain expressionless.

Then the reply came, "Oh!! Sorry Jolene!! You very Pretty!! Maybe if you don't smile, you'll look fine."

I remember cycling home with tears running down my cheeks. I remember feeling so scared of Nicholas and his bunch of friends. I'd avoid walking within their radius. I felt ugly for so many months. It was from this experience that I have NEVER been one of the girls who appreciated the 'bad boy look'.

Oh, don't worry, there was another case. I had this so-called-online-boyfriend named Benjamin Loh/Low/some-surname-I-can't-remember. His nickname was moonraider on ICQ and he is a Malacca boy.

We met when my cousin gave me his contact in 1999 and the boy would send me midi files. I was quite touched. He called me and said two sentences and put down the phone and went online again to tell me that he like me very much lalalala bla bla bla bli blu bleh bloh... and it lasted for like FOUR days.

Why ar? Because my cousin showed a picture of me to him and he said I looked like shit.

The end.

I don't even consider that as a boyfriend lah. Just some bad experience. But to this day, I don't even know HOW he looks like. Now THAT is unfair. What to do, those were the days without digital camera and webcam. If i wanted to pass him my picture online, I would have needed a scanner(my god, do those things still exist?).

But it's good also lah, it's people like these who can stop me from being a perasan girl. At least I have learnt to be a humble and modest person from that experience.

I'm sorry I overreacted, folks. But I really really really hate it when I get comments like this. You want to tell me that my attitude on certain matter is abit incorrect.... fine. I can reason with you. But my day really gets spoilt with comments about the way I look. Like fuck I know I am not gorgeous. But I don't need to hear it.

I am afterall, a woman.

Oh, saw this quote somewhere before:

"There is so such thing as ugly women, only lazy women."

I think it was written by some blogger who studies at one of the public universities and was complaining about the clothes the girls in his uni wear. I can't remember which blogger.

Even though the crowd wasn't THAT big, but these fellas were reallly lively.




That's Jamie and Wuan Phing at the back.

Andy was A GOD!! Look at him go!


Lie Yuen and I


L-r: Poh Yee, Me, Lie Yuen


L-r: Pei Zhi, Angela, Xin Yi, Me


l-r: Narjit, Poh Yee, Cze Yin


Our God.


During preaching, the buddhists among us leant against the wall to sleep. This Maxis lagi teruk. Took out a comic book to read somemore.


This was the part where people who believed in Jesus went up to pray. I don't know, these things are foreign to me.


I got bored so I went outside to take photos. LOOK AT THAT. YES THAT IS KEDAH TOO. I KNOW!!!!! Impossible right?!


Then they had a round of dancing.. christians or not christians, we danced anyway lah. Can see Narjit(who is Sikh) and Maxis(who is Buddhist) dancing away.


back l-r: Lie Yuen, Lydia, Me, Sonia(she was from SMKSS17!! My tuition mate at Etika Jaya too), Jamie, Wuan Phing, Pei Zhi, Angela

front l-r: Narjit, Lishen, Sheena, Xin Yi.

Sheena is a new medical student in Uni! I was so surprised when she told me that she and her mum read my blog for at least three months to learn more about AIMST and she was like, "I know your life story!".. 0_0.. Hahahhaa.


Cze Yin was sad because she couldn't be in the group photo.


There's a freakin gym in Kedah. With ceiling to floor windows. And only like 5 minutes away from my house.


Camwhorin at the verandah that overlooks the lake. Yes, we have a fucking lake. And a bloody jetty in the neighbourhood as well. Photos of that in the future. Just you wait.


One of me and Lie Yuen with the beautiful swimming pool.


Lie Yuen


I've loving the reflection. Trying to do the Paris Hilton pose because I read somewhere that it makes you look slimmer. Can work ar? Haiyoh, at least LIE to me to make me happy, can?


Beautiful place, ain't it?


Exposure on a high!!


The lot of us later adjourned to a famous Nasi Lemak place in town. There's an old school hotel above the stall. Maxis and I were like, "come lah..we go "check" it out... want to see if it's fit for human beings...".

Sexual innuendos are always a part of Jolene. Can never fade away. Then stupid Ee Chean was saying we should go study Anatomy with the prostitutes up there. *thrusting his chest up and down* "Can you define what is this structure? TOUCH IT! You have to touch it in order to learn!" HAhahahahahhha.. that's what our lecturer always say.


A view of the stall


Not far off was a burger stall. Quite nice right...eating burgers in the quiet of the night.


My FIRST Nasi Lemak ever. Really, I've never eaten Nasi Lemak as I'm paranoid about spicy food.


L-r: Pei Zhi, Xin Yi, Angela and Chee Wen


l-r: Jimmy and Andy


L-r: Lie Yuen, ARGHHHHARGHHHHH FUGLY DOUBLE CHIN!!!!, Li Shen


L-r: Yan Rui and Sett


cannot finish..


Look at Xin Yi puffing up her cheeks! So cute!!


About half the entire Bachelor Of Dental Surgery Of AIMST, Batch 1. :)

Then on March 14, we celebrated Yan Rui's birthday. At 11pm. Ended at 1am. I'M SO HAPPENING IN KEDAH!!!!


We went to this place called Little Star Cafe. Weird drinks they served, but it was pretty to look at.


Oh! Was lying on the floor in my room and playing with my camera.


Chee Wen and the alcohols. The baby blue one is champagne shake. It sucks.


Our birthday boy, Yan Rui. Turning a ripe old wrinkly 20.


I like this photo!


Yan Rui kissing Andy for the present. See Andy's legs...hahahahaha..like resisting like that.


L-r: Lie Yuen, Josiah, Angela, Xin Yi, Chee Wen, Yan Rui, Andy, Pei Zhi, Brenda, Li Shen and Me. I was in my pyjamas you know. That's Kedah for you. No need to dress up one.


Something with Bailey's? I don't know my alcohols so I am not going to be pretentious.


Another lovely shot of the cake.


Fiddling with my camera's settings.
L-r: Me, Li Shen, Lie Yuen, Josiah


Jo and his cucumber!


L-r: Andy and Pei Zhi. Silly Andy.


pretty drinks all lined up!


This is our so called in love face. FAIL!


I love this photo of the couple!! It's her desktop background now by the way. So sweet...:)


Pretending..


l-r: Pei Zhi, Li Shen, Brenda


L-r: Xin Yi, Li Shen, Chee Wen


L-r: Angela, Li Shen and Xin Yi


Someone's pet monkey.


Trying to act innocent. FAIL!!!


hiau por face...PASS:)


Sad face. FAIL!!


Angry face.... I think can pass lah..


Pan cute face. This one no need to try also can.


The obligatory shot of the birthday cake.


Sorry, yea, just another one. :D


I've always loved taking photos of test tubes with coloured liquid inside it.




Jimmy was cold.


..... -_-;


Ah Thong getting a slap of cake from Narjit the birthday girl at KFC a couple of days ago. My hand was oily, so didn't take anymore photos.