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Thursday, March 31, 2005
Jolene Lai: Kutu Killer

Thank you all of you who dropped by to wish me luck when I was feeling sad about my maths. I pulled through and I only left out 8 marks worth of question. It's my average marks-to-leave-out. So don't worry about me.

The paper wasn't as bad I thought it would be.

But this was the shits:

Wtf?

Here's a photo of me reliving the moment in the examination hall:

*is doing that flicking lips motion* ...Duh.....

And the last question!! ARGH! I KNEW VERY WELL HOW TO DO.. but because I was stuck at that killer question for so long, I didn't have time to do the last part.


See?! It's an O-KAY vector question!! *grumble*

TAYLORS COLLEGE CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THE TEMPERATURE OF YOUR FRIGGIN AIR CONDITIONS UP?!!!.. It was so bloody cold in there, despite the comfort of my RM13 jacket , it was still too cold and I was so nervous that I took so many clumsy attempts to tie my papers together. 
Angel went for her tick wash yesterday! Kutus have been coming out from her at all times of the day! Looks like I'll have to unleash my secret powers......


I went downstairs to disturb her and the camwhore gave me a wink.


Found 1 Kutu...


2 kutu....


3 kutu...


They crawled out of Angel's fur and crept away, sensing my presence, as Angel looked on.


"Eh, faster la", said Angel.

Actually if Angel talked to me I'd be sprinkling holy water on her now.

First Technique: The Guillotine


*dum dee dum* sings the Kutu as it moves along.

My gigantic thumbnail presses over it. It stops singing.


Die you evil bastard.

Muahahahahahahahaha.


These are some of the Kutus I 'settled'.

Second Technique: The Cremation


First, poke a toothpick into a kutu like so. That's Angel's hair hanging off the son of a bitch.


Hohohohohohohoho..


It even gives a warm satisfying glow..


What's left of the kutu. Nothing actually. I think it disintegrated.

Are you also wondering how I managed to hold the toothpick, use the lighter and snap the picture at a same time?


I was inspired by The Big Fuck.


Yes, I know my feet is too big for a woman. I am a size 8. Happy? Su-Hsien, don't fight back with feet size comments ok?


I think Angel is old enough to burn her own kutus. She highly doubts it though.

Oooh! Here's Angel's famous "ching-ching" trick. (ching-ching in cantonese means making praying/pleading motions with your hands)


I had to tempt her with a piece of Long Yuk(Dragon Meat) before she did her trick for me.


See?:D *proud of Angel*


Good girl!

Oh, it's not clear? Here, I'll show you again.


First, she jumps up and inspects the piece of Long Yuk.


Satisfied, she pushes away from the chair that she was leaning on and proceeds with her trick.


Angel ching ching!


Hehehe.. cute yea!

One of our happier times:

Showing Angel the ropes of camwhoring.
She learnt well.

 

 


The last pic looks like one of those victoria Secrets' models who would lie down with their hair all sprawled about and looking at the camera with that come-hither look.

Enough of Angel.. I have a question. Any of you know how to use this type of hair accessory?


Aren't diamontes the prettiest things?


The butterfly!! SO SPARKLY!!


Yeah, it's these hair pins. How to use ar?

By the way, this is my 300th entry!! WHOOHOOo!!

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 1:10:30 pm
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Tuesday, March 29, 2005
I Feel Fucked

I know, I know I promised I wouldn't blog about it..

BUT I CRACKED!!

I CAN'T DO MARCH 2003's PURE MATHS TRIAL PAPER....

Look at the mess I have on my table.


How can one study?!

And the papers strewn all over the floor.



I have no clue what is heads what is tails............

....

It is inevitable. I don't think I can finish studying in time. Damn......damn..

I hope this won't be like SPM Trials.. where I literally fell apart and held on to my dog and shook myself slowly with both legs up on the chair and crying like a mad woman.

I remember looking at the Drugs chapter at the back section of my chemistry book and thinking, "I wonder if it really has that effect....hmmm" and then I would jump on my bed and cry somemore before sitting up again to attempt a physics chapter or a biology chapter.

I thought those days were gone..

I hope it won't come again for my A-levels. YARGHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 10:54:45 pm
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Shit, earthquake.

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/recenteqsww/Quakes/uswdap.htm

Go to that link. Apparently it's occuring ioff the west coast of Northen Sumatra. magnitude of 4.8..

Damn. Logged on to PSS whilst I was studying and read all your reports.

My friend in Bandar Utama felt it. My friend from Damansara also felt it.

Mack of Brand Malaysia felt it. He lives in Subang Jaya. I live in Subang Jaya too! Yet I couldn't feel a thing. Am living in a double story terrace.

Please don't let this be another Dec 26............................................

I don't want to see all those sad stories again. Don't want to cry while reading the newspapers again.

This time, if anything, fortunately it's in the middle of the night.

My prayers to the fishermen out at sea.

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 12:52:16 am
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