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Wednesday, July 12, 2006


I Must Bow Out Of The Blogosphere Because I Look Like Shit

Sigh, here we go again.

Remember last time someone said I should wear some make up? And how I blew my top rebutting the asshole to death with my legions of support from all you readers(thank you you guys!).

Well, yeah. *cocks head at tagboard* Take a look.
editted: Thanks Your Limpeh Louboh! I don't understand Hokkien..but yeah Your Limpeh Louboh is the good guy, Your Limpeh is the bad guy. By the way, your limpeh louboh means your father's wife issit?

But nah, no need to help me to slag my flamers because I don't get flamers.

I mean the only time I get flamers is when I type whole posts to vent and rant and have you kind souls to come fight that flamer with me and most of the time they disappear forever.

But yeah, quite stupid right. Just because I don't look pretty enough, oh wait, it was not that subtle, Just because I look like shit, I should remove my blog, and nominate myself to the ugliest blogger list.

LOL. Honestly. I laughed.

There were times when I was younger when people called me ugly I cried.

But when I'm older, UGLY MAI UGLY LORH what can I do right?

A day or two later someone else will tell me nice things like, "Wah! Your legs so long!" "Wah, your hair so nice today!" "Wah, lost weight ar?" "Hey, pretty girl." (the last one I add to make myself feel better, you blow ar?)

Silly Limpeh, he wants me to delete my blog because i look like shit.

Okay people let's just have one or two minutes of silence to ponder over the facts he proposed.

1) I blog.
2) I look like shit.
3) So I must delete my blog.

HOHOHO. Just too random wei. I can't even come up with anything to make of that.

Little does Limpeh knows that I too have a role in contributing to the colours of this blogosphere. To some people the shades that I have painted may look brighter, to some it's no different than magenta is to crimson... but I've made my mark here, I've got my own brand of style..

.. fucker doesn't know a veteran blogger when he stumbles upon her site.

Without me, there will be NO girls(maybe got la one or two) but I repeat NO girls left in the blogosphere who are willing to take photos of their (squeezed)pimples, bug eating escapades and long armpit hair(oh, you missed that post? Poor thing.)

Without me, who is left to continue pimping all the single guys in existence?

Without me, who is left to make you shake your head and go, "Jolene Lai..Jolene Lai..tsk tsk."

Without me, who is there to provide links WITH photos of pretty pretty female friends' blogs?(eh you perverts, I can see who clicks on what links one okay. Always clicking on the same girls only. Ceh.)

Without me, WHAT WILL THIS BLOG BE?

Mahai, I sleep afternoon nap first. Good afternoon! *yawn*

p/s: I know most of you sweeties will console me. :) But it's okay. I am STRONG. *pounds breast chest with fist*

Big girl already. Little bit thing like that, just scream "CHop his balls!" then finish. Ok kthxbye. Nitenite!

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 4:50:27 pm
 

Ruth
July 14, 2006   10:00 AM PDT
 
Cheh, you're not ugly and I actually you're pretty! Who cares about that idiot? If he wants to act like a one-year-old let him embarass himselflah ...
jb_beng
July 14, 2006   01:53 AM PDT
 
last I noticed, only FAMOUS/popular/in-the-limelight/significant get such trash thrown at them for NOTHING in particular. i'm proud of you for ignoring that MOFO. he deserves to be stoned and stoned, and stoned, and stoned.

I proudly proclaim : I LOVE JOLENE LAI!!
tanya
July 13, 2006   06:06 PM PDT
 
lol. i know exactly how it feels like to be gossiped behind your back! but it hurts more when that comment comes from someone who supposedly loves u. ;) Anyway, honestly you are and rightly should be very confident of yourself. I love reading ur blogs now and I admire your spirit! *pat on the back* - ignore those bums...we know we're great~!
Jayelle
July 13, 2006   04:20 PM PDT
 
hey guys, thanks for the comments.

5xmom: LOL i really laughed out loud at yours.

denise, andreas, swifty(though is that sarcasm?), jason, tereneg, tze, esther, giant sotong, sush, munkit(apa maksud?:P), simple cheryl, sweat..etc.

just wanna say thanks alot for ur comments but i don't usually do this, but today i have no mood to reply to all the comments.

read the latest post. pfffft.
s!mple cheryl
July 13, 2006   03:58 PM PDT
 
Jolene you rock ! Enuff said !
Someone
July 13, 2006   05:22 AM PDT
 
http://skylerfys.blogspot.com/2006/06/i-am-convinced-i-need-plastic-surgery.html

This bitch might be of interest to you.
munkit
July 13, 2006   02:23 AM PDT
 
goooaaal joleneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
cyber-red
July 13, 2006   01:18 AM PDT
 
woman, trolls will be trolls.. they have nothing smart to say so they simply attack what they see first...

just ignore..

hellow i posted up my own make-over session also kena called ugly (!?!?!)

did i ask for opinion? no. dem bodohs.
sweat
July 13, 2006   12:15 AM PDT
 
kthx bye u so hot i sizzle yo mama!
munkit
July 12, 2006   11:23 PM PDT
 
go joleneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Sush
July 12, 2006   08:15 PM PDT
 
hahahha damn farnee la woman. stupid arse doesnt know wth he's talking about. sighh. some ppl, just no bloody brains. love you joey! cant wait for you to get back to civilisation!!! muah
Giant Sotong
July 12, 2006   07:39 PM PDT
 
Has he forgotten you're going to be a <i>dentist</i>? There's a big-ass drill-bit/pliers with his name on it. Mwahahahaha... .
Esther
July 12, 2006   06:55 PM PDT
 
when i read your post i burst out laughing.

wahlauwei, i miss talking to you jolene lai!

MWAAAAAAHS!


tze
July 12, 2006   06:40 PM PDT
 
don't worry, i'm feeling you. Just because someone hates me ALL - i repeat ALL - my accounts known to the entire universe is hacked and i have to set up new accounts of every single damn thing.

besides ugly cannot blog meh? why? got police catch wan meh? sheesh. you're not ugly also. ugly is like erm. okay la i dont want to say. tell you personally next time. =p
terenceg
July 12, 2006   06:31 PM PDT
 
so beautiful people should rule the world ? and be billionaires, and have good streak of lucks all his/her life ?

woo hooo....i rather be ugly, but then again, who's to judge me ?
Jason
July 12, 2006   06:28 PM PDT
 
Thats one big arse fucker that need to get his butt fucked inside out with a 30" wooden stick.

Yeah, without you, got no good blogs to read loh when I first started.
Swifty
July 12, 2006   05:59 PM PDT
 
Without you, my existence is meaningless.
Andreas
July 12, 2006   05:37 PM PDT
 
you look pretty. And that's it :)
5xmom
July 12, 2006   05:31 PM PDT
 
*walks away, leaving some minced balls on the ground and brush the dust off her hands* ;)
Denise
July 12, 2006   05:29 PM PDT
 
That was the most random thing I ever heard off.Ugly=Cannot Blog? Pffft.... You are not ugly.. Everyone is pretty in their own way. And I admire you for the confindents you have in yourself, and you are so comfortable with yourself..

Geddamn that guy, if thats his theory..then he shouldnt come online cause he's UGLY(in and out i assume,haha) as well.
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