Fortunately, I'm only an observer in these series of depressing events(but an extremely kepo one at that, no doubt.) but by merely hearing all the shit that can happen between the so called union of man and woman can really fuck up your belief.

Oh so many.. where do I begin, the many philandering peers, the horny cafe owner, the desperate-for-a-girlfriend extremist?

"Wife, there is only one. But girlfriends are infinite."

What the fuck? Some men think that they are the King of the world and are entitled to all the concubines that they can lay their hands on stick their dicks in. I wonder if there is ever such an emotion oh, for example, GUILT, embedded in their perverse minds. Like yes, long distance relationships is terrible but does that mean any pussy will do??(surprisingly some charge RM100 only, these days. Apparently quite pretty too.)

Sometimes, I don't know whether it's scarier to be the guy or the girl in a relationship.

A charming guy comes along and pours out his heart to the girl and she feels that there is a connection. Yes, I am SO much happier with this boy than my own boyfriend who is thousands of miles away from me. Yes, I will break up with him.

A prettier girl, a sexier girl, a younger girl, a more exciting girl and you're all flustered and sweating inside. Your girlfriend who's in another country PALES in comparison to this new blood. Just a phone call. Just an sms can end it all. Very simple. Years of relationship? I have fallen for someone else, so there.

Ouch?

However, there is a whole other category to the list of bad apples. I still don't quite grasp the whole concept of cheaters. "Wife, there is only one. Girlfriends, infinite." Bull shit. You can fool around with all the other women/men in the world and still go back to your "one and only" without a tinge of guilt? How can you bear to kiss and caress and say all the "I Love You"s in the world when you know that you've not been true to him/her?

COME ON!! How can it be so simple? WHY IS IT SO SIMPLE FOR THESE PEOPLE??

You do not even deserve to have her as your girlfriend if you cannot respect her at all. Fooling around only makes your partner look pitiful and YOU like a total fucked twat. I do, i do pity the other halves of those people. What was done to them makes them look stupid in my eyes. I'm talking about the partners who gets cheated on. Yeah, they look STUPID. Oh, don't worry there are far more derogatory terms that can be used to describe those cheaters.

But sometimes you know why people cheat. Sometimes you don't blame them because.. SOMETIMES, just sometimes, it's not their fault. There are so many exceptions. They may not be plausible but they do make sense.

But a serial cheater?! OH MY GOD. That's the worst of the species.

And to think these people exist in small towns. ;(

I suppose all animals are the same lah. Big town small town, metropolis, megapolis, whatever.

Sometimes I hate it that I'm so naive. Oh yes, some of you may laugh, "JOLENE?! NAIVE?! WAHHAHA THEN I MUST BE KNOWING SHIT." but it's true. I'm naive. I cannot accept some things. Some people have even gone so far as to call me old fashioned. Yes yes, go on. Laugh.

But it really depresses me to know that some people can treat their other halves like that. If the tables were turned, how would you feel?

Imagine your girlfriend sleeping with every other passably-hot guy at her university while you're away studying in another country? Or going clubbing till the wee hours only to adjourn to other locations with random strangers to spend the night? It saddens me so.

Imagine YOUR boyfriend bragging to his friends about how many chicks he slept with in the past month and laughing at how your tits are slightly saggier than the other girls'. Imagine his friends roaring with laughter, patting him on his back saying, "dude, becareful, but damnit, you're cool..". I know I would be heartbroken.

I'm just thankful that I've never been invited into any of these situations and it is NOT something that entitles you to bragging rights about how hot you are just because there are still people out there who wants you even if you are attached.

Willpower, folks, willpower.

If you wanna play, play when you're single. Don't make your boyfriend or girlfriend look like a total idiot. You are not an idiot. But a fucked up cunning shit head, that's for sure. If you sleep around when you are single, the worst you get called is a nymphomaniac.

I used to freak out at peers who have lost their virginities.

Now THESE things freak me out.

Sorry Disney cartoons, my people have let you down.