Of The Bastardest Types Of Men « Little Girl In A Reverie
 

Blogdrive

 

 

 

Sunday, March 26, 2006


Of The Bastardest Types Of Men

Men are all bastards. Or so the broken hearted women usually scream.

No no, don't worry, this has nothing to do with me in recent times. Just stories I've heard of other people's boyfriends or potential boyfriends. I'm sure you have those moments too where you feel like strangling those men even though you don't know them.

However, let's not go dropping names because I just want to let you know bastardfying men can be. Their identities are not important.

Let's see if these stories piss you off:

1. Girl has period cramps. Girl asks boyfriend to go to the shops to buy her some pads. Boy attempts to go to shop. Girl finds boy sitting in a corner at home crying his eyes out. Boy shouts and slaps his head, "I'M OF NO USE!!! I AM SO LOUSY!!! I CAN'T EVEN BRING MYSELF TO BUY YOU A SANITARY PAD!!"....needless to say they didn't last long.

2. Girl and boy dated for three years over. Boy and girl works part time in shopping complex together but in different shops. Boy falls for little girl who's 4 years younger. Girl finds out. Girl punches guy.

3. Girl met boy in university. Girl wanted to do dentistry. Boy wanted to marry her. Boy asked her to do a course which would take a shorter time. Girl married boy. Couple of years later, boy has affair and asks girl to leave the house. MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. Girl chats happily with friend in class as boy hovers over protectively. Boy feels neglected. Boy scribbles the chinese character for "patience" on the table and slams the table and walks out the class.

5. Girl wears short skirt. Girl was asked by the lecturer to go to the front to do some explanation. Boy gets pissed at girl for the entire day and said that he doesn't want to see her. Just because her skirt was too short.

6. Boy puts pictures of himself and various girls in his friendster photos. But none of him and his then girlfriend.

7. Boy tells girl that he is falling in love with her. Girl very clever. Girl sent him a love quiz, the type that sends back the details that the recipient keyed in. Girl finds out that boy likes two other girls when asked to list out three girls whom he likes. If that didn't suck, girl was listed as number three. Fucker.

8. Boy forbids girl to go clubbing. One word is sufficient: Fucktard.

9. Girl goes to another country for studies after going steady with boy for awhile. Boy has dota nickname with girl's name in it. But boy has another girl hanging with him at the cybercafe almost every other day.

10. Girl has huge crush on boy. Boy thinks unkindly thoughts of the girl. Boy bullies girl. Girl cries. Boy throws 20 cents at her and asks her to buy tissue.

11. Boy and girl not in relationship but goes back to hometown together. Transport to hometown reaches destination very late at night. Girl asks boy where is the nearest LRT station. Boy said he doesn't know. Boy's father came to pick him up. Boy says Byebye to girl and leaves girl to walk for more than two kilometres in search of an LRT station at about 10pm all alone. Least boy could've done was offer the girl a ride to the nearest station.

What constitutes a bastardious(is that even a word?) man?
A man without an ambition. <---THIS IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT
A man without determination.
A man without a backbone.
A man who relies on a woman financially. (unless the husband has to be at home to take care of the kids, that's fine. But this will never happen in my life. I'll make sure of that.)
A man who allows a woman to pay.
A flirtatious taken man. (should really stop giving your girlfriend high bloog pressure).
A man who is a serial dater. An interval of anything less than a month and a half and you're officially a bastard.
A man who pouts about the absence of sex. Dump him straight away, girls. It is no different from rape.
A man who controls his woman. Fuck awayyy...
An emotional man. By this I mean men who are sensitive, cries easily and needs to be assured that they are constantly loved. You were born with a dick, not a pussy.

And of course, ANY man who lays even a FINGER on his woman, should be rammed over and over again by a big ass lorry. If man is still twitching, just reverse the damn lorry. Repeat until man is motionless.

But I have to give credit to men...because it actually took me quite awhile to think about these stories that I've heard. It goes to show that a vast majority of men that I know are quite fine gentlemen. :) All is not lost in the world.

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 11:14:25 am
 

Jayelle
March 29, 2006   03:01 AM PST
 
jason: ehehe i understand. just that you know. FIGHT for the bill. And sometimes let us win. :) both side also happy.

g_mas: so don't be like them ok?

c.ho: men who cries over these petty incidents are...better off dead. man abit ma. ..i mean HOW TO MARRRY THIS KIND OF MAN?

baz: oh yea..you're right. the definition of a good man would be "A Man who allows a woman to pay SOMETIMES.". I'm saying lah, in the kau-ing process, naturally it's the guy who's supposed to pick the bill. couple adi, i pay you pay next time all same same.

Ooh yahor. erm, but when the phrase "lays a finger" comes to mind...it always means "to hurt".
Baz
March 29, 2006   01:59 AM PST
 
"A man who allows a woman to pay."

...eh? It's not chivalry if he refuses at all costs to allow his woman to pay. It's idiocy. Espesh if he's been paying all the while and she insists this time.

"ANY man who lays even a FINGER on his woman, should be rammed over and over again by a big ass lorry."

...eh??? I've laid my finger (and done other naughtier things with it) on her countless times, so my rectum should be the size of China? A rewording is in order, methinks.
c.ho
March 29, 2006   01:19 AM PST
 
okay.. i think point 1, guy can't really be said as a bastard.. just lame. absolutely. or too sensitive la.

point 2.. YAY FOR THE GURL WHO PUNCHED!!!

and as for your last post. seriously now, people are just so.. BAH! how can they go around telling ppl to put on make-up.. i would like to see a picture of that person without make up. geez. at least we'd be able to survive and face the world without make-up if all the make up in the world suddenly vanished.

hugs to you for having such mean comments man. that's just SO NOT on. wth? that really pisses me off.
g_mas
March 28, 2006   04:22 PM PST
 
hahaha.. i actually found the stories funny. but yeah. wat idiots.. lol.
Jason
March 28, 2006   01:43 PM PST
 
If all the time, guys are paying. Damn, the guys will go broke before they reach 1 year anniversary. :P

I dont mind paying, but each and every time, very chong pei for student neh. :P
Jayelle
March 28, 2006   01:43 PM PST
 
pelf: yeap, i know what men are capable of. :) and some of the things they are capable of I just can't handle it myself. so kudos to them.

cynical-idealist: true..true.. it's just too tiresom to see some friends kena treated badly over and over again.

luzzio: eheh?

mich: time to housetrain again:)

esther: you know i know la huh huh huh

shee: ehe, thanks. yalaaaa... but you know the on-going thing about how men are all scared about menstruation.

12.7: there are still good men out there. like you lor!!;)

name: wait wait, my leg very heavy. Uhhhh.. NAH. *third toes on both legs come up*.

hanabee; no need to accept it. must find better men.

CSW: aiyoh, read to the bottom please. i did say that there are still gentlemen out there. please don't be so sensitive.
CSW
March 28, 2006   01:17 PM PST
 
Women are all bitches.... Do you like this statement? You don't isn't it. So, please don't generalise.
hanabee
March 28, 2006   01:58 AM PST
 
sad but true...sometimes men can real jerk....or most of the time...

we,women should accept the facts....
Name
March 27, 2006   07:53 PM PST
 
to all those bastard boys out there- nah! *third finger from left and right)
12.7
March 27, 2006   04:41 AM PST
 
There are lots of men out there tat are worse that b**T**ds... and it's up to us to correct or ignore them and cherish those good ones around us.

If i reflect on this issue, there are also a lot of ladies that makes good B**c*es too...

SO let's kiss and make up... shall we...

Let us remind ourselves constantly to not be those Bs that everyone dislikes..

:)
sHee
March 26, 2006   11:27 PM PST
 
Point 1 reminds me when my bf had his first experience of getting sanitary pad from a 24hour convenience shop while we were at Taiping. After that incident, on one next shopping trip at a local supermarket, I showed his what brand and which one specifically to buy! ehhe. Hey, no joke-lah. You must teach your man to do this. How come we can go buy their things and they cant do the same for us? :) Good post gurl!
esther
March 26, 2006   10:26 PM PST
 
hhahaahahha. tht's a damn good post. why does some of the stories sound so darn familiar?

*ponders a while*


i think i know why. (:
Mich
March 26, 2006   09:13 PM PST
 
Oh no, THREE points apply on him. Even worse. =_=
Mich
March 26, 2006   08:47 PM PST
 
No 3 & No 4 are fascinatingly FUCKED UP.

And two pts from your bastardious man list applies on my bf. What to do la? >_> *slaps head*
luzzio
March 26, 2006   07:39 PM PST
 
wah...didn't know I qualified as a bastard.
cynical-idealist
March 26, 2006   03:14 PM PST
 
Waaah, good post! Best one is girl in 2.

Sigh, the sad thing is that there are so many men out there who are like that, and the girls just put up with it because they harbour a hope that they'll change, and because the girl still loves them anyway. Sometimes I want to punch silly friend's boyfriends, but can't because it'll hurt my friend more than I'll hurt the guy.
pelf
March 26, 2006   12:18 PM PST
 
I am sure there are other things a man is capable of, but let's not get me started or I'll blast our comment box. Interesting read though :)
  | 

Leave a Comment:

Name


Homepage (optional)


Comments




Previous Entry Home Next Entry

Hi, my name is Jolene and if there is a question in your head, this answer will definitely answer it: I was wrong and irrational. I was being a woman.


Jolene Lai, Jolene Lai,
Came to life in January and not July,
She is 19 years of age,
Can't wait to earn her own wage,
This dental student is home sick,
Will never be in Kedah for more than three weeks.

Subang Jaya is where she's from,
The only place she'll ever call home.
Has a boyfriend, a brother and a dog,
The things she says can give you a shock.

Especially for her father, who always gets a heart attack when he reads this blog.

Hey, rhymes!
 

Why The National Service Entries Ended.

My favourite posts:
Please Don't Take My Orange Away (9/03/05)
Flasher On MSN! (28/4/05)
Looking Back From Where They Left Off (8/10/05)
A Bottle Of My Bestest Friends In The Whole Wide World!(13/2/06)
Diary Extracts For Him From The Yesteryears (23/3/06)



Love proclamations and hate mails can go to jolenelai@gmail.com

Money can be sent to an address upon request.

My Friendster!

My Archives

blog hoppers sprinkling glitter



 

 
Subscribe with Bloglines





Tagboard



Forever Pimping..


SmashpOp.  Love the colours.

My Current  Blogger Crush...


Benjamin dunnowhat Sew Jin.
SO FUNNY. I LIKE~~.


Shading Some Light On...



Two sisters. Two shopaholics.
Direct suppliers from Taiwan, shopping online for good bargains, 99% cheaper than the bargains in the stores..and they're bringing it all to you. What more could you want?

 
Calendar


<< March 2006 >>
Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
 01 02 03 04
05 06 07 08 09 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31

Links

New Page 1


My Past Life



Douglas Lim's Interview


Family and Friends Who Blog

Abby's Photoblog


Aileen's Blog


Albert's Blog


Amanda Hay's Blog


Amanda Tan's Blog


AmAndAserAph's Blog


Amni's Blog


Andrea
's Blog

Audrey's Blog

Barry's Blog


Bazli's Blog


Ben Shyen's Blog


Boon Heng's Blog


Brenda's Blog


Carmen's Blog


Chee Kiang's Blog


Chia Wei's Blog


Chooi Chuan's Blog


Christine's Blog


Chung Lern's Blog


Chun Leen's Blog


Chun Min's Blog


Cyn's Blog


Den's Blog


My Cousin, Derek's Blog


Dhivia's Blog


Elaine's Blog


Ellie's Blog


Esther's Blog


Eternal Belles' Group Blog


Eva's Blog


Eu Foh's Blog


Eunice's Blog


Gerard's Blog


Guan Lim's Blog


Hsin Ee's Blog


Huei Jean's Blog


Hui Shuen's Blog


My cousin, Jacqueline's Blog


Jan Sen's Blog


Jaslyn's Blog


Jasiminne's Blog


Jess Au's Blog


Jia Min's Blog

Jill's Blog


Joachim's Blog


Joe Hock's Blog

Joanne's Blog

Jocelyn's Blog


Jo Lin's Blog


Julie's Blog


Justin's Blog


Kaang Cheing's Blog


Karen's Blog


Kai Lin's Blog


Kay Hong's Blog


Kevin's Photoblog


Khairunisa's Blog


Kimberley's Blog


Kok Keith's Blog


Krystle's Blog


Kyle's Blog


Lee Cheng's Blog


Lie Yuen's Blog


Li-Hsien's Blog


Liss' Blog


Matthew Ong's Blog


Mei Fong's Blog


Melissa's Blog


Melody's Blog


My brother, Mervyn's Blog


Michelle's Blog


Michelle Thong's Blog


Min Dee's Blog


Ming Choi's Blog

Mun Kit's Blog


Pei Sze's Blog


Pei Xuan's Blog


Pei Yi's Blog


Phaik Wah's Blog


Poh Nee's Blog


Quin Lee's Blog


Regina's Blog


Reuben's Blog


Ruth's Blog


Sarah's Blog


Serene's Blog


She Dee's Blog

Sher Lyn's Blog


My Cousin, Shevie's Blog


Shi En's Blog


Siew Kin's Blog


Siow May's Blog


Slinky's Blog


Sophia's Blog


Small's Blog


Suet Li's Blog


Su Fern's Blog


Su-Hsien's Blog


Su-Yin's Blog


Tanya's Blog


Terence's Blog


Tze Ching's Blog


Wai Keng's Blog


Wai Ping's Blog


Wei Xian's Blog


Weng Kit's Blog


Weng Lum's (Group)Blog


Wen Ying's Blog


Xiao Yu's Blog

Xing Zi's Blog


Yi Lin's Blog


Ying Mei's Blog


Yee Wern's Blog


Yew Jhin's Blog


Yijin's Blog


Yong Hwee's Blog


Yuen Fatt's Blog


Yune-Ine's Blog


Zeng Zhi's Blog


Zhuo Yan's Blog


Bloggers Who Became/Are Yet Friends:

I Read Them, They Don't Read Me:


Absolutely Fuzzed
Belle de Jour
Dooce

Everybody Loves Raeven
FireAngel
Girly Underwear
Jay
Juvenile colloquialism - Understand?

Karen Cheng
Kennysia.com
Kinky Blue Fairy
Kinky Pug Kevin

Kurt Low
Leng Mou?

Mr. Brown
Mr. Miyagi
Overheard In New York

Overheard In Singapore
PotatomuS MaximuS

simply lah simply!
Suckball
The Storyteller - Yasmin Ahmad
The Way - Adam: 8tv's Quickie's Host
Tucker Max
Waiter Rant

Violetlim.com

My Pea Room Buddies:
S-kay
Minishorts
Sassyjan
FinickyFeline
Madpotato
DentistDownUnder
MircyClay
Miche
Scarlett
Mei
Flatfeet
Mrsbudak
Suanie
Janedoe
Barffie

Blogging Acquaintances
Avril
Calv

Chooi Wen
Erin Tan
Ezen
Groovy Germ

Ivan
Jed
Kellster
Kristie

LancerLord
Linus Chung/Ah Keong of Sepet
Matthew
Rouxified

Simple Cheryl
Soe Chin

Vivien


Project Petaling Street
Project Petaling Street Bloggers:
5xmom
Andreas
Andy Lim

Applegal
April Yim
Belacan Times
Bookworm

Boss Stewie

Buaya69
Calvin Tay
Cheng Sim
Darren
David Narrowband
David Teoh

Dinz
Dracolshian
Dustyhawk
Eliza Lee
Eyeris

Galvin Tan

Gina
Huai Bin
InvisibleSheen

IreneQ
Izuan
James Loopy Meals
Jason Lioh
Jennifer
Jen Tai
Kennysia.com
Kimberlycun
Kstang
Kyels
Lainie

Lobak Soup
Mei
Michael Ooi
Midnitelily
Mikel
Millyming
Minishorts

Papimami
Peter Tan
Politics 101 Malaysia
Reta
ShaolinTiger
Simontalks
SK
SmashpOp
Suanie
The Snark

TV Smith
Wingz
Yee Hou

Yee Pei
Yik Yuin


Credits to: 

Project Petaling Street
Contents from Malaysians Being Malaysian. The Malaysian Blog Portal.
malaysia blog

Shutterfly
Photobucket
Ok Counter
Stat Counter
Fast Online Users
Unkymoods
Lissa Explains It All



*GUNBOUND*
*MOBIUS*

 

Contact


Contact Me
If you want to be updated on this weblog Enter your email here:


RSS Atom
rss feed


Copyright


Credits to: Gunbound.com and         Mobius.com.


F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

 
invisible hit counter
View My Stats

eXTReMe Tracker
 
Who Links Here