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Wednesday, October 12, 2005


Nasty Discovery In The Loo

Sometimes, my ability to pick on details is not a good thing.

Due to the congestion of the female toilets in the cafeteria, I had to use the guy's one.

I do wonder how their pubic hair managed to decorate the toilet seat in a very neat pattern.

I have a few theories though:

1) A trajectory force projects the follicle onto the toilet seat upon 'zippation' of the zip.

2) The pH of the stale pee remnants on the toilet seat is so high that it acts on the hair follicles in the groin area hence the hair gets removed and falls upon the toilet seat.

3) Some weird guy thinks it's funny to peel out some hair and place it around the toilet seat.

4) We have a (male) student undergoing chemotheraphy in AIMST.

5)With the help of "a few bds coursemates of mine", they've come to an affirmative conclusion that the guys were beating-aeroplanes too vigorously. *nods wisely*

It doesn't make it better what with the hair being a curly wurly one.

*pukes*

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Moving on to other non-nonsensical things:

I smsed a close friend today and she's gotten over a recent fling. What I don't believe is how she is able to let go when it started just awhile ago with the roller coaster ride that she was on with him. I don't know if I can call it a fling but I am happy for her that it didn't get too serious.

Typical girls cling on and whine whine whine about "that guy".

If she's able to "get over him", that's great. But isn't that what the men do? men are usually the ones with the heart of stone.

But I hate the guy even though I don't know him for what he's done to my friend. Even though it may be a short period but you know, if you never thought of staying for long, then don't even start anything.

Anyway, here's one to those bastard men in the world. *shows third finger and lifts boobs obscenely  and shouts "STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIENDS OR I WILL PERSONALLY CASTRATE YOUR MINISCULE PENIS!!"*

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 4:17:01 pm
 

Jayelle
October 16, 2005   03:13 PM PDT
 
luzzio: yeah i've been meaning to ask you why there are pink and purple strands from time to time esp just after Gay Pride Day?

HAHAHA
luzzio
October 16, 2005   01:57 AM PDT
 
we used to share the same toilet. any of my male hair left behind at times? =)
Jayelle
October 15, 2005   05:04 PM PDT
 
asyraf lee: no, it's more complicated than that.

meldee: thank goodness we date nice ones. hahaha.. u dun wanna see the hair. want to take one back as a souvenir for you.;D
meldee
October 15, 2005   03:37 AM PDT
 
eurgh. (about the hairs) only you would notice. haha.

YEAHH MANN (about the female-empowerment statement at the end). TO HELL WITH BASTARD MEN! luckily we date nice ones. *cracks knuckles menacingly* hee.

Asyraf Lee
October 14, 2005   04:06 PM PDT
 
you mean it was one night stand for her or what? Kinda lost here :S
Jayelle
October 14, 2005   02:23 PM PDT
 
yuin: they'd better be:)

willwolf: are u really scared ? Hahah

c.ho: hahaha , thanks for agreeing.

crazy: and feed it to 18 different animalsyea? all that talk about spreading their seeds, should make it come true for them. (a last wish kinda thing)

aT: but I was just a curious little girl! *pouts*

3riC: if i had another guy with me in the toilet that would be SOOO wrong. hahaha. it's a single cubical, uncle eric;P lol, yeah, must ask the rest of the family if they like to visit "other" toilets as well. till the next wedding dinner!! woot!

sush: she will tell u if she tells u!

disenfranchised: yeah! it is!

giant sotong: yeah, I'd be so mean. because I had NS. Yeah.

isabelle: thanks for the education!

wuchin: thanks , i'll take it from you.;) lesson learnt!
Wuching
October 14, 2005   01:51 PM PDT
 
girl, never go into a mens toilet, we r disgusting like pigs, piss & pubs & all!
Isabelle
October 14, 2005   02:16 AM PDT
 
Castrate implies testicles removal lah...nothing to do with the penis.
Giant Sotong
October 14, 2005   01:24 AM PDT
 
"Castrate" implies penis removal, so no need to add that last bit... whatever.

And you've had NS training! Beware of Commando Jo!
Disenfranchised
October 13, 2005   02:41 PM PDT
 
well, that's sounds WAY disgusting...
shouts at top of voice: EWW!!!
Sush
October 13, 2005   07:23 AM PDT
 
hmm......who's the girl arh? tell me on email yea jo.
3r1c
October 13, 2005   01:36 AM PDT
 
huh? was there any other guys in the toilet with u then? should have just asked them... might get better answers.

and i tot i was crazy going to girls toilets... guess some "it's-in-de-gene" thingy is true then.
aT
October 13, 2005   12:58 AM PDT
 
dem disguisting la .........even i as a male ...don't look at the urinal directly .......its too damn obscene!
Crazy
October 12, 2005   11:46 PM PDT
 
yes!! and also chop the penis into 18 pieces. LOL!!
c.ho
October 12, 2005   09:44 PM PDT
 
hahhaha.. yeah gurl.. that's the way:P
Willwolf
October 12, 2005   09:00 PM PDT
 
Wahlau. Old man like me oso scared liao. LOL
yuin
October 12, 2005   05:32 PM PDT
 
damn thats ganaz...people will be scared to approach your girlfriends in the future...
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