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Wednesday, April 27, 2005


Quite The Businessman

Apparently it's time for the SAM Charity Drive again. Last year Krystle, Jocelyn and their classmates invited me to help them with Nail Arts! I remember feeling so touched.

This year, there are so many "fun filled activities". We have the obligatory dunking machine, which I thought resembled a human catapult machine(though I truly know that if one was to sit on it and be catapulted, one would land on the grounds of Sri Kuala Lumpur school or even SJMC, for convenience's sake.) when I saw them putting the woods together to make the dunking machine. Oh, and there's Dodgeball too! Everybody, go support Joe Hock's class! At DR2! Apparently the game is the exact replica of the movie's version.

During my lunch hour, a few of my classmates and I were as usual standing around the guard house debating on where to eat. There was a table next to the guard house selling muffins, tarts and other delicacies. Everything about it was so prim and proper and OH yes, delicious too.

Save for the guy who was manning the booth.

"CAAAAAAAAAARRRMMMMMMMMM... BAAAAAAAAAIiIIIIIIiEeeeEeee.. BAiIIIiIiiiIIEeeEe FrOomMmMMMMMM G(some sam class)!!!!!!! FRESHhHhhhhHIIiiIIIIIiIIIIIieieiee!!!!!!!!"

If you found that too difficult to read, he screamed, "Come! Buy! Buy from G(some sam class)! Fresh!" He was just standing there screaming at no one in particular. Just doing his bit in advertising his class' muffins, I suppose.

Now, he looks like your average Taylor's kid. Even though we commented on his jacket in the sweltering weather, we too wear jackets alot in class but obviously NOT under the hot sun. Nevermind, it's mild eccentricity. We can tolerate that.

But screaming, we cannot.

Barry and I were trying to have a decent conversation about She Dee being in the hospital for having a low platlet count(yes, hope she gets better.) and the guy was screaming away. We were standing about 2 metres away from him, most.

"Yeah.. She Dee got admitted. Poor thing," I said, trying to beat the guy's voice.

"MUFFFINNNNNSSSS..SO FRESSSSHHHHHHHHHIIEEE..COME COME BUY BUYYyyyyyyyYY~~~!!!!!!!"

"Oh, really..! What's wrong?" Barry showed his concern, but frowning at the mad sam guy.

"OIIIIIIII..BUYYYYYYYYYY LLAAAAAAAAA..... SO FRESSHHHH..BUYYYYYYYY..!!"

"The doctor suspects she has Dengue or something.. low platlet count ma.." I replied.

"G(some sam class) SELLLLIINNNNGG MUFFINSSSS... DELICIIIIOOUUSSSS MARRRRFFFFFIIIIIIINNSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh right.. erm..hope she get's........JEEEEZUS CHRISSST SHUT THE FUCK UP LA!!!!!!!" Barry screamed back at (poor)mad sam guy. You need to sputter saliva to get that effect.

We were only 2 metres away from the booth. Just 2!

But oh well, mad sam guy's must've been too busy screaming because he didn't start throwing tarts at Barry. Ahahahahahaha. I was too embarassed to see mad sam guy's expression so I walked off laughing. Met Su-Hsien and her classmates outside college. Apparently Tanya also said something aloud that was meant to be directed to the poor mad sam guy.

Barry and Tanya were not the only ones; there was this bunch of guys who were saying, "Oei, pasar ke?!"

I mean shouting and all is appropriate. But not continuous shouting screaming.

Over lunch, I told Barry that the guy could've lost his temper and threw a few muffins at him. Barry said he'd be happy because he would catch them and then eat them.

We laughed.

He added that he should probably take one of the tarts and throw at the guy, and then, oh, hand him RM1.80 after that.

LOL.

Perhaps THIS is the mad sam guy's trick. Scream like mad and get people annoyed at him AND THEN get another mad guy like Barry Ooi to throw an egg tart in his face, hence getting the crowd's interest and everyone would like a go too. Very clever! Imagine the amount they would make!

Maybe the poor mad sam guy was just abit nervous about having to man the store alone. I don't mean to be mean to him, but he was pretty funny, screaming under the hot sun and all.

After class, I came down wondering if mad Sam guy was still there. I couldn't stop smiling when I noticed that he was so much more subdued and he looked very tired. All that shouting and screaming would have tire anyone.

Thanks for the entertainment though, mad sam guy. :) I'll buy a blueberry muffin from you tomorrow. It's the least I could do since I used you in my entry without your permission. Please don't scream at me though. *closes ears*

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 11:15:58 pm
 

expectation
April 29, 2005   02:39 PM PDT
 
poor sam guy. u all didn't buy ah?
Jayelle
April 29, 2005   12:07 AM PDT
 
hahaha.. yeap. yeap. i wonder if he did that in a reflex manner. he gets that, you know? ;)
aud
April 28, 2005   02:22 AM PDT
 
HAHAHAHA sounds very much like my brother!
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