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Thursday, March 31, 2005


Jolene Lai: Kutu Killer

Thank you all of you who dropped by to wish me luck when I was feeling sad about my maths. I pulled through and I only left out 8 marks worth of question. It's my average marks-to-leave-out. So don't worry about me.

The paper wasn't as bad I thought it would be.

But this was the shits:

Wtf?

Here's a photo of me reliving the moment in the examination hall:

*is doing that flicking lips motion* ...Duh.....

And the last question!! ARGH! I KNEW VERY WELL HOW TO DO.. but because I was stuck at that killer question for so long, I didn't have time to do the last part.


See?! It's an O-KAY vector question!! *grumble*

TAYLORS COLLEGE CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THE TEMPERATURE OF YOUR FRIGGIN AIR CONDITIONS UP?!!!.. It was so bloody cold in there, despite the comfort of my 
RM13 jacket , it was still too cold and I was so nervous that I took so many clumsy attempts to tie my papers together. 

Angel went for her tick wash yesterday! Kutus have been coming out from her at all times of the day! Looks like I'll have to unleash my secret powers......


I went downstairs to disturb her and the camwhore gave me a wink.


Found 1 Kutu...


2 kutu....


3 kutu...


They crawled out of Angel's fur and crept away, sensing my presence, as Angel looked on.


"Eh, faster la", said Angel.

Actually if Angel talked to me I'd be sprinkling holy water on her now.

First Technique: The Guillotine


*dum dee dum* sings the Kutu as it moves along.

My gigantic thumbnail presses over it. It stops singing.


Die you evil bastard.

Muahahahahahahahaha.


These are some of the Kutus I 'settled'.

Second Technique: The Cremation


First, poke a toothpick into a kutu like so. That's Angel's hair hanging off the son of a bitch.


Hohohohohohohoho..


It even gives a warm satisfying glow..


What's left of the kutu. Nothing actually. I think it disintegrated.

Are you also wondering how I managed to hold the toothpick, use the lighter and snap the picture at a same time?


I was inspired by The Big Fuck.


Yes, I know my feet is too big for a woman. I am a size 8. Happy? Su-Hsien, don't fight back with feet size comments ok?


I think Angel is old enough to burn her own kutus. She highly doubts it though.

Oooh! Here's Angel's famous "ching-ching" trick. (ching-ching in cantonese means making praying/pleading motions with your hands)


I had to tempt her with a piece of Long Yuk(Dragon Meat) before she did her trick for me.


See?:D *proud of Angel*


Good girl!

Oh, it's not clear? Here, I'll show you again.


First, she jumps up and inspects the piece of Long Yuk.


Satisfied, she pushes away from the chair that she was leaning on and proceeds with her trick.


Angel ching ching!


Hehehe.. cute yea!

One of our happier times:

Showing Angel the ropes of camwhoring.
She learnt well.

 

 


The last pic looks like one of those victoria Secrets' models who would lie down with their hair all sprawled about and looking at the camera with that come-hither look.

Enough of Angel.. I have a question. Any of you know how to use this type of hair accessory?


Aren't diamontes the prettiest things?


The butterfly!! SO SPARKLY!!


Yeah, it's these hair pins. How to use ar?

By the way, this is my 300th entry!! WHOOHOOo!!

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 1:10:30 pm
 

Eva
April 14, 2005   05:20 PM PDT
 
my dog can butt walk! ^^
after she does her errr..."business" she sits down on her butt and slides along the floor! WAKAKAKAKA~
Quin
April 4, 2005   05:19 PM PDT
 
hmm.. i think the big fat ones are more fun. Used to dream of that satisfying popping sound. Make Angel eat garlic! Natural way of making kutus drop off. And wonderful-ler doggie breath. eeheheh..
I know how to use the clips! Use them to squash the kutus!! =D
KLJS
April 3, 2005   12:11 AM PST
 
Sure lar.........
andrea
April 2, 2005   08:28 PM PST
 
no no no..u better go study. haha. good luck with ur exams! "the mafia" hrm..sounds interesting...wassat? ;)
Lurker
April 2, 2005   02:41 PM PST
 
UPM's in Serdang, Selangor. How many ah? About 50 per year, and 5 years, so... about 250-300? Dunno...not many of us though.
Jayelle
April 2, 2005   10:47 AM PST
 
kirksman: lol! thanks...:) not gay at all.

chansaire: Angel's sister also got eye infection! Must wear that hailer thing;).. take care of Baby too!:) Baby is cuter!!:) Thanks..! you too for your assignments/exams.

amanda: hahahhaa..that's so you! trust you to be detailed about all the little things:) lol, i didn't realize it myself!!:) thanks for pointing it out.:D hahaha, you're free to look at my feet anytime!!;).. aiyah, just rub tiger balm on your feet and Angel won't bite you when you come over..!

KLJS: ahahha..who? me? sure ar? bwaahhaha
KLJS
April 1, 2005   11:43 PM PST
 
Second picture.....SO cute!!!
AmAndAserAph
April 1, 2005   11:23 PM PST
 
jolene, look at the first "guillotine" picture... instead of concentrating on the subject, the background caught my eye instead!!! look at the colour of the marble bits of your floor!! fantasticular icy blue colour, the macro shot is really clear, details and everything.
good photography skills =) especially the foot thing! was lmao when i saw that!! heheh so cute ^^ creative~
angels fur looks really nice in the pics too!!! *tickles Angel under the chin then dashes onto staircase in an effort to save toes* :p
*sPaRkLyYyy* impulsivenyer jolene ni, buy without knowing how to use it =p but i totally agree with you that love comes before money *teehee*
:+: ser@ph:+: muacks hugs
chansaire
April 1, 2005   10:23 PM PST
 
i think its the weather, poor Baby's got KUTU too, not to mention extreme skin infection, so keep an eye out on Angel yea!

ps: angel is the most adorable thing yet.
:)

psps: good luck for the trials! :)
kirksman
April 1, 2005   10:06 PM PST
 
okay,i'ma sound gay.....but that was so darned cute
Jayelle
April 1, 2005   07:30 PM PST
 
expectation: tahu lah..but I said before, love overcomes money:)
Jayelle
April 1, 2005   07:29 PM PST
 
Lurker: ohh!!;) Johor? So how many vet students are there? Good luck for your finals..hahaha.. procrastinating? Aren't we all?

Name: ahahah..thanks glad you liked it. sorry had to cut short your long HAHAHA.. i couldn't even see my side bar.

Juztin: ahahhaa..aww!! mana ade.. just spontaneous kebodohan fun:) and Angel was a walking tick machine. thanks:) saw your brother in 18 that day, i was driving home. surprised that he can recognise me!

esther: hahaha..my service extends to Tuffy too:) If he won't hump me that is.

munkit: Angel says thanks! *Ching, ching*..:) I will try my best. I think must shave Angel botak. Seems to be the best way. Sigh.

Andrea: Yayaya!! Forgot to mention that as technique threeee..hahahah.. Technique 3: The Squash. My mother uses that actually. Technique Four would be :The Mafia. hahahha.. I'll blog about that later. I THINK. You and Coco take care ok? Angel and I send our love:)

expectation
April 1, 2005   07:18 PM PST
 
no, no. use chopstick then cucuk on the bun. something like tht. wah, mahal ah.
andrea
April 1, 2005   04:21 PM PST
 
haha..that's exactly wut i do to coco's kutu. coco's my dog btw. i luv to press on the super bigs ones (with newspaper la) and see all the blood spurt out. bwahaha..and my feet's size 7. i tot that was BIG enuff. heh.
MunKit
April 1, 2005   03:45 PM PST
 
WOW nice! ahaha.. yout angel is so cute but those kutuss!! had better get rid of them :P
esther
April 1, 2005   10:41 AM PST
 
hahahahaha. kutu murderer! ^-^v
JuZtiN
April 1, 2005   02:44 AM PST
 
Haha seriously dear i really respect u!! Really wild sense of imagination that leads to a very creative n wacky entry!! Haha CooLnEss!! Haha..Good Luck and All the Best on ya exams!!
Name
March 31, 2005   11:57 PM PST
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DAMN FUNNY LAA!!!

(hey Name, I editted your long Hahahahahahahahas. It was screwing up my layout. But thanks for the comment though! -Jolene)
Lurker
March 31, 2005   11:05 PM PST
 
I'm studying at UPM. Er, yeah we study one whole chapter on external parasites in parasitology. Well, it's finals now and I'm PROCRASTINATING. Ugh...Thanks for entertaining me ya...
Jayelle
March 31, 2005   10:44 PM PST
 
expectation: heeh she says thanks. abit too short for a chopstick right? from Bonita. Rm20 per batang.

c: ahaha *flicks half a kutu at C*.. it's nice to have a dog lar.but ticks r the problem.

lurker: wow! a vet student! where are u studying? hm, never heard of that! will give it a try..thank:) do you guys have one entire chapter dedicated to ticks?

slinky: ahahahha..thanks thanks.
she can do sit, give paw, the other..that's about it.. very lazy to teach:D

sarah : ahaha..this are ticks. fleas are smaller. and can jump. *gleap*

artsy marcy: not over yet! still got 6 more papers;( .. you've seen Angel before?! eh, what's ur real name lar since you must be one of my kawans! and yeah,she went for a haircut;) looks nicer yea?
artsy marcy
March 31, 2005   10:32 PM PST
 
Woohoo! Glad that exams are over! Happy! happy! happy!

Angel looks so cute! Did she just cut her hair? hehe thought it was longer! Well, I may be wrong!
saRah
March 31, 2005   10:14 PM PST
 
wahlauwei, i thought fleas were tiny little buggers?
Slinky
March 31, 2005   08:47 PM PST
 
WAHLIAOEHHHHHHHHH ! Hahahahahahaha! Shit, that's good stuff!

Angel is so fluffy! Wheee is that the only trick Angel can pull off? We want more ! We want more ! *Chants*
Lurker
March 31, 2005   08:24 PM PST
 
Resistant? Hmm... how about Bayticol? Anyway I'm actually a vet student, so...blah blah blah.... stupid ticks.
c
March 31, 2005   07:51 PM PST
 
eekkk.. kutu!!!!

i think one of the reasons why i wouldn't wanna have a dog is cuz of the kutu.. however. they're soooo cute.. not the ones that bark crazy at me though -.-"
expectation
March 31, 2005   07:44 PM PST
 
Angel is so so so cute.
yeah, use like chopstick. tie hair, cucuk. damn nice ah, how much?
Jayelle
March 31, 2005   06:59 PM PST
 
graceshu: ahaha thanks! glad you like them!

Lancerlord: Yay! Another sadist! *grabs Lancerlord and squats down together to kill kutus*

belacans: hahaha..oeii.. *Sniff*. Why, all the better to stomp you with, my dear:) .. Ahahha..
seven little eight, little nine little kutus,
10 little kutu er...dots!

Nevermind.

debun: oooh thanks thanks! .. er, hahaha. I bantai-ed abit lar the argand diagram. but remember teacher said, as long as you attempt the questions, still got abit of marks.

lurker: ahah.. yeah! phew! lol for a moment there i really though you were working for Frontline:) yeah, my mum uses it. still, it's like that. resistant ticks.

ellie: * high5* damn it huh! ahahhaa.. it was quite a task. aha..you too:) good luck and take care.

sush: it was ok because I could do more than half the paper. AHAHA. lol, well, i'm too lazy. my hands are attached to my body. ahaha.. they don't wriggle, do they? .. technique three then:D technique four would be to feed it back to your dog. but that's how Shi Ling, Angel's mother died. I think she ate too many of her own kutus. I actually made her get addicted to them you know!*feels bad*


Sush
March 31, 2005   06:44 PM PST
 
jOOOoooO!! how can you say that the paper was OK?!?!?! omg.
hehe. shall not fight back with the feet remarks.
i can't believe you actually kill the kutus with you bare hands. try clorox, it's nice to see them wriggle and die. ehehehehe. ;)
ellie
March 31, 2005   05:50 PM PST
 
i am SO glad maths is over. bladihel..i couldnt do question 7 either. stoopid question. and i only could do half of vectors. >.<" anyways, haha, am really amused with your inspired Big F*ck pic. HAHA. damn funny. take care and good luck for the rest of your papers! :)
Lurker
March 31, 2005   05:16 PM PST
 
Good that the "nightmare" maths is over! :)
Anyway I strongly recommend using a product called Frontline on Angel. It prevents ticks, lice, and mites from even climbing on her, and it's waterproof, which means that even if you bathe her, it won't wear off. Each spray lasts for 4 weeks. Get that, ticks can cause lots of blood parasites that may kill.
Er...this is not an advert ya....
debun
March 31, 2005   04:53 PM PST
 
haha, angel so cute, eh, i think u're suppsoe to like twist ur hair like the chopstick method and then cucuk it..wah, u actually know how to draw the argand diagram for the maths ar... ahhaa.. vector i die alerady la.. wrong already.. haih..
belacans
March 31, 2005   04:23 PM PST
 
"wooo, wat big feet you have", said little red riding hood to the... wait! i think i got that wrong. let's sing a song instead.
one little two little tree little kutus
four little five little six little kutus.... ;)
Lancerlord
March 31, 2005   03:52 PM PST
 
Die kutu! Die kutu!
graceshu
March 31, 2005   01:31 PM PST
 
that was hilarious series of pictures XD!
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