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Sunday, May 16, 2004


Bloody Sex-Deprived Bitch

Just got back from Pyramid after watching Van Helsing with my mum and brother. Dad didn't come along as he had some work to be completed. And Troy is MUCH better than Van Helsing. Though it's got that pulling effect..but it was a little too cheesy for me. Monsters? Pah.

But what I'm gonna blog about tonight is NOT about the level of hotness Hugh Jackman is at.. but this stupid stupid 100% confirmed Ah Lian who was talking throughout the WHOLE show..sitting DIRECTLY behind ME!!!.. ARGHHH..*could very well turn into a werewolf soon*..

First of all, she kept making this strange "fuck-me" voices everytime she thinks she knows what's going to happen next. Ie. "ah... "... "HAHhhhh..?!"(this for when the monsters come back alive after a brutal attack)... "AhHHHHH!!!!!!"(when dracula's brides appear out of nowhere..).. my goodness, i SO wish I had the guts to ask to ask her to put a cork(cock?) in it!!! (definitely not her boyfriend's.. cause that'll just bring on more ah...s and HaHhhh..s and AhHHHHH!!!!s.) Stupid bitch.

And then everytime there's some on-screen action and she'd be narrating the whole thing to her boyfriend. LOOK YOU STUPID BITCH YOUR DAMN BOYFRIEND IS NOT BLIND NOR IS HE DEAF.. but he must've been quite dumb(literally) since he couldn't stand up to you!!!

Yeah, she was narrating the whole thing to herself/boyfriend in cantonese with that "fuck-me" voice. And she's like so obsessed with werewolves..and she's like "ge werewolf chau lei chut lei ler.."(the werewolf should be coming out soon)...or when she saw the anecdote for the werewolf she was like, "Aik, pin kuo ge huit lei ga?"(aiks, whose blood is it?).. well, unfortunately it ain't yours, bitch.

I did turn around and stare at that dumb bitch for like soOOoo many times and held my gaze for awhile... but she was just too busy narrating the story and screaming in 'fuck-me' tones to notice me. I wish I was abit more like my dad. If my dad came along he'd tell her to "Could you please keep quiet?".

In a perfect world, he and I would've like to say, "STUPID WHORE, SHUT THE FUCK UP..IF YOU MAKE ONE MORE FUCK NOISE I SWEAR I'LL ASSIST YOU IN SHUTTING THE FUCK UP!!!"..

A'rite, Taylor's is DEFINITELY labelling my blog as Pornographic. They have every reason to do so. Heck, even if you manage to turn that filter thing off(which esther succeeded in doing so).... it's still too much for their computers to take. HoHoHo.

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 1:24:48 am
 

MeLdEeEEe
May 19, 2004   05:00 PM PDT
 
Haha ganas sial..
Next time just turn around properly and say as loudly and politely as poss (Posh British accents will come in VERY handy now) in perfect English that would she please shut up because unlike her, some people would actually like to watch the movie with only the actors talking. Haha.
estee
May 17, 2004   02:21 PM PDT
 
joey darling! lol... ^_^ she i think she's the one whom u paid more attention to compare to the movie lols! hey, i'm currently in the lab now.. can access into ur blog wut.. NP! :) just haf to disable the webmarshall thingy... haf a gr8t day!
jayelle
May 16, 2004   02:35 AM PDT
 
ohmigod... lol i shat in my pants laughing.*goes to the bathroom to wash pants*
Soph
May 16, 2004   02:33 AM PDT
 
Poor you but at least this wasn't an 'important' movie cos when I watched Return of the King, I had 2 Indian ladies sitting to my right who spoke in annoying voices with thick Indian accents and when Aragorn was crowned king, they said, "oh, so he's the king ahhh?!" Or when Shelob attacked Frodo, they went 'Aiyo boy, turn around! Aiyo aiyo! Turn around la aiyo! Aiyoyoyo" Can die wei... Just tell them to shut up. That's what I always do :P Especially if phones ring, I make tsking sounds, glare at them and say loudly "Turn it off, please!" so they feel shy hehe :)
jayelle
May 16, 2004   01:33 AM PDT
 
yeah. dumb bitch.
Kern Yen
May 16, 2004   01:32 AM PDT
 
AHAHAHAKAKAKAKA... she is definately membastardkan
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